The Matrix Resurrections (2021)

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Mist

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The only part about the whole "Matrix is a trans allegory" that's believable is the fact that the villain is constantly deadnaming Neo.
 
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The only part about the whole "Matrix is a trans allegory" that's believable is the fact that the villain is constantly deadnaming Neo.
Are you questioning the person who made the film what their intention was?

Mist ur really dumb sometimes bro
 

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Are you questioning the person who made the film what their intention was?

Mist ur really dumb sometimes bro
I'm questioning their post-hoc rationalization of what their intention was.
 
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Chukzombi

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usual places. watched a few minutes. hahahaha. enjoy folks. this wont be slaying Spidey 3.
 
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What a great movie, you actually get 2 in 1: TFA+TLJ. Totally rehashed story (bonus: dialog included) as in TFA, and the messsssaggggee as in TLJ.
New Smith sucks, new Morpheus sucks, they fucked up Merovingian too. Welcome to charisma black hole, population: wahmen in all positions of power and cucks.
Final score: club all dickchoppers.
Yeah, I'm not happy: M1 is in my top5 of all time.
 
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Chukzombi

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What a great movie, you actually get 2 in 1: TFA+TLJ. Totally rehashed story (bonus: dialog included) as in TFA, and the messsssaggggee as in TLJ.
New Smith sucks, new Morpheus sucks, they fucked up Merovingian too. Welcome to charisma black hole, population: wahmen in all positions of power and cucks.
Final score: club all dickchoppers.
Yeah, I'm not happy: M1 is in my top5 of all time.
its not hard to make a sequel when you just reuse the same script and shots from the first film. i would say its lazy, but i only watched a few minutes.
 
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amigo

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its not hard to make a sequel when you just reuse the same script and shots from the first film. i would say its lazy, but i only watched a few minutes.
Well, that was my point. When I said great I was 300% sarcastic. I get it, it's the same matrix and (supposedly) the same story, only different version of it. But as Chuk said it's just lazy. Stupid money grab and nostalgia bait, they replaced some great actors with no charisma diversity hires, pushed their feminist/lgbtqrtdgfvd+- agenda and called it a day.
And actually I was expecting worse but I managed to go through the whole thing. The worst is in the last ~5min.
Go watch Spiderman instead if you want to give Wokewood more $$$.
 
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Chukzombi

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Well, that was my point. When I said great I was 300% sarcastic. I get it, it's the same matrix and (supposedly) the same story, only different version of it. But as Chuk said it's just lazy. Stupid money grab and nostalgia bait, they replaced some great actors with no charisma diversity hires, pushed their feminist/lgbtqrtdgfvd+- agenda and called it a day.
And actually I was expecting worse but I managed to go through the whole thing. The worst is in the last ~5min.
Go watch Spiderman instead if you want to give Wokewood more $$$.
yup, i was referring to how this movie got churned out. no need to overthink a sequel when you can just redo the first movie, but update it with an agenda. now we know why Keanu didnt cut his hair. and Mist was wrong about this not being a shitball because Keanu wouldnt do that. at least the Bill & Ted sequel had new ideas and it was funny at times.
 
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it doesn't drop on HBO Max until pacific midnight tonight, 6 hours from now. its in theaters now i guess but why on earth would you waste time and money to see it in theaters when tomorrow you can see it at home for free
 

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This is getting pretty bad reviews in the press. lol

Box Confetti GIF by 43 Clicks North
 
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