The Matrix Resurrections (2021)

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Chukzombi

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You definitely should. Having just watched it a month ago, it's so good, it holds up so well.

(Or just watch Constantine.)
it holds up 90% to today. bullet time is an old gimmick now, but it still looks cool in the movie.
 
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yeah, i watched all three about a month or two ago out of boredom... 2 and 3 are still not really very good, though still had some great action set pieces. but the first one? it's still as amazing as when it first came out.
 
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Didn't Spartacus also have its last season in 2013? Don't get me wrong, show dropped off a lot after Whitfield, but it was still a show about gratuitous violence and titties galore.
Worth buying?
 

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Worth buying?
Absolutely. If you haven't seen it, I wonder if starting with Gods of the Arena would be a good idea since it leads directly into Blood & Sand, but was made to buy Andy Whitfield time to beat his cancer.
 
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S1 had pretty heavy nudity, including donger. Nudity trails off over the seasons, but still has lots of titties.
Haram. I don’t know why they feel the need to add so much sex to this shit. GoT was half porno. Shit is haram.
 
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yeah, i watched all three about a month or two ago out of boredom... 2 and 3 are still not really very good, though still had some great action set pieces. but the first one? it's still as amazing as when it first came out.
I watched the trilogy few months ago and I realized 3 is better than 2 (how???) but both are utter garbage.
Matrix 1 is mind-blowing even today
 

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I think this movie was made for the sole purpose of driving people to watch the original trilogy, espicially those who never watched the movies.

The sisters are deluded because they said they made this movie too retake back the red pill, if I was an excutive of the studio I would be ordering mass productions of merch, Matrix action figures, comics, hell a video game besides the tech demo.

Just look at Cabin Fever and why Eli let the remake happen.
 

Homsar

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God I forgot about that shit, I lost interest in that movie in record time. Think there was a few scenes that were gibberish but it wasn't worth rewinding
 
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Torrid

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that's the 10 minute mark. teeth clenching cringe.

The asian chick is actually the hot sand snake in GoT. They uglified her nicely for this. If all the freed minds have dyke hair, then give me the blue pill
 
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Lanx

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there's a lot of big dong in spartacus, you'll love it

also

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Masakari

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Are they going to make a sequel to this?

Guess not. ^Jesus lol, $100mil.