The NSA watches you poop.

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Justice Roberts wrote in his ruling for the court that constitutional protection applied to the contents of mobiles, as they "differ in both a quantitative and qualitative sense from other objects that might be carried on an arrestee's person".

"Modern cell phones are not just another technological convenience. With all they contain and all they may reveal, they hold for many Americans the privacies of life,'' he wrote.

"Our answer to the question of what police must do before searching a cell phone seized incident to an arrest is accordingly simple - get a warrant."
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Sometimes I like the Supreme Court.
 
Arbitrary

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The attorney representing law enforcement literally argued that cell phones shouldn't require warrants because a cell phone with pictures on it wasn't any difference than a box with pictures in it. It's just a thing that holds pictures!

With all they contain and all they may reveal, they hold for many Americans the privacies of life,'' he wrote.
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Good job Roberts. Good job.
 
Big Phoenix

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Hes the same guy who said government can tax you for whatever reason they want.

Im sure you will be praising his name in a few decades when the government taxes the air you breathe.
 
Eomer

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Big Phoenix_sl said:
Hes the same guy who said government can tax you for whatever reason they want.

Im sure you will be praising his name in a few decades when the government taxes the air you breathe.
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zombiewizardhawk

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Will the NSA still watch if I poop? I get stage fright but I feel like i'm about to explode if I don't drop a load sometime in the next week or two...
 
Malakriss

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They only collect the metadata of your pooping. When it happened, which toilet you used, duration of event, whether the fan was turned on, how many flushes it took. It's not like they record the whole thing; they're analysts not youtube stalker cam whores.
 
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Man, just a little too late for Eliot Spitzer.

GCHQ has tools to manipulate online information, leaked documents show | UK news | theguardian.com
Among the programs revealed in the document are:

. GATEWAY: the "ability to artificially increase traffic to a website".

. CLEAN SWEEP which "masquerade Facebook wall posts for individuals or entire countries".

. SCRAPHEAP CHALLENGE for "perfect spoofing of emails from BlackBerry targets".

. UNDERPASS to "change outcome of online polls".

. SPRING BISHOP to find "private photos of targets on Facebook".

The document also details a range of programs designed to collect and store public postings from Facebook, Twitter, LinkedIn and Google+,and to make automated postings on several of the social networks.

Capabilities to boost views of YouTube videos, or to boost the circulation of particular messages are also detailed.
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Quineloe_sl said:
Happy birthday, Merkel! For her 60th birthday, Barack Obama presents her with a brand new smartphone!

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lol, what a political fuck you.

Might as well have handed her dildo labeled the defroster.
 
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