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Malakriss

Golden Baronet of the Realm
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Bro drives for 16 years of his life, never a problem.
Clearly this trend must continue for all eternity, also citation needed for "never a problem"

his car careens at 100 MPH through Beverly Hills at 4 am and explodes.
That appears to be a textbook example of cause and effect. Or have you not seen enough tv shows and live coverage of such idiot drivers?

Can't wait to hear he was texting while driving.
 

iannis

Musty Nester
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Nah, not a killswitch.

He was a sleeper El-Queso agent. This was an elaborate martyrdom meant to sow doubt and chaos. Thinking that the NSA killed him for what he was about to reveal is EXACTLY why we need the NSA to never reveal anything!

If you don't take the microchip in your brain willingly you're really just letting the terrorists win.
 

fanaskin

Well known agitator
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Wait until Wifi enabled cars that drive themselves become popular soon ish.
 

Beef Supreme_sl

shitlord
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Guys, guys. This is our only salvation.

Slow clap:

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Quineloe

Ahn'Qiraj Raider
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I don't understand people using his education as a way to attacking him too. So he dropped out of High School, so what?

Makes it more impressive that he managed to get what he was/now ($200K a year job, hot girlfriend, living in Hawaii, working inside the highly secretive NSA and one upping the US government)
Simple, your government thinks he's a loser with just 200k a year. Now look at your salary and you'll know what your government thinks of you, too.
 

Melvin

Blackwing Lair Raider
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That appears to be a textbook example of cause and effect. Or have you not seen enoughtv showsand live coverage of such idiot drivers?
I bolded the part that shows how exceptionally gullible and out of touch with reality you are. (100% in both cases.)

Here's a challenge that's open to anyone and everyone: Go find some statistics about and live coverage of cars bursting into flames after a collision with a non-explosive object.
 

Loser Araysar

Chief Russia Reporter. Stock Pals CEO. Head of AI.
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I bolded the part that shows how exceptionally gullible and out of touch with reality you are. (100% in both cases.)

Here's a challenge that's open to anyone and everyone: Go find some statistics about and live coverage of cars bursting into flames after a collision with a non-explosive object.
Not only that but its a Mercedes, not a Pinto
 

Loser Araysar

Chief Russia Reporter. Stock Pals CEO. Head of AI.
<Gold Donor>
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also citation needed for "never a problem"
Sgt. Joe Biggs told Fox News on Tuesday that Hastings was working on a story about the CIA and that it was "going to be the biggest story yet." He added that "something didn't feel right" after Hastings sent a panicked email saying the authorities were on his tail.

Biggs said that Hastings was a safe driver that drove "like a grandma," making it extremely unlikely that he would speed in the morning that he crashed.

Hastings, 33, died on June 18 in a one-car crash in Los Angeles which shocked his colleagues and the American public.

"His friends and family that know him, everyone says he drives like a grandma, so that right there doesn't seem like something he'd be doing, there's no way that he'd be acting erratic like that and driving out of control," said Biggs, adding that "things don't add up, there's a lot of questions that need to be answered."
 

Loser Araysar

Chief Russia Reporter. Stock Pals CEO. Head of AI.
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We get it bro, you love the government and it can never do wrong.

No need to shit up every thread with it. Let others discuss the merits of the Hastings case.
 

chaos

Buzzfeed Editor
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Bro, I am just as concerned about this death ray technology as you are. We have to speak truth to power.