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fanaskin

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http://www.washingtonpost.com/world/...871_story.html

NSA growth fueled by need to target terrorists

Since the attacks of Sept. 11, 2001, its civilian and military workforce has grown by one-third, to about 33,000, according to the NSA. Its budget has roughly doubled, and the number of private companies it depends on has more than tripled, from 150 to close to 500, according to a 2010 Washington Post count.

The hiring, construction and contracting boom is symbolic of the hidden fact that in the years after the Sept. 11 attacks, the NSA became the single most important intelligence agency in finding al-Qaeda and other enemies overseas, according to current and former counterterrorism officials and experts. "We Track 'Em, You Whack 'Em" became a motto for one NSA unit, a former senior agency official said.
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"enabled the agency to find cellphones even when they were turned off."This helped identify "thousands of new targets, including members of a burgeoning al-Qaeda-sponsored insurgency in Iraq," according to members of the special operations unit interviewed by the Post

In 2006, it was reported that the FBI had deployed spyware to infect suspects' mobile phones and record data even when they were turned off. The NSA may have resorted to a similar method in Iraq, albeit on a much larger scale by infecting thousands of users at one time. Though difficult, the mass targeting of populations with Trojan spyware is possible - and not unheard of."

http://warincontext.org/2013/07/23/n....XfyMLwj1.dpuf
 

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I hope they didn't do 122 * 1.61 and simply round up to 200k

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Article explicitly states 64%
 

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lol. it just depends on which way you measure. It's a static relationship, but it's not a static relationship in that way.

It's like the outer ring of a record covers more distance than the inner ring of a record but they're spinning at the same speed! Or if you continually halve the distance, the rock will never hit the tree.

It's just a trick of exploiting perceptions. Like an optical illusion.

Edit: I'm competent enough, but not very great at maths. Shit like this freaks me out. Which is why I mentioned it in the first place.
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Asshat wormie

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lol. it just depends on which way you measure. It's a static relationship, but it's not a static relationship in that way.

It's like the outer ring of a record covers more distance than the inner ring of a record but they're spinning at the same speed! Or if you continually halve the distance, the rock will never hit the tree.

It's just a trick of exploiting perceptions. Like an optical illusion.

Edit: I'm competent enough, but not very great at maths. Shit like this freaks me out. Which is why I mentioned it in the first place.
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Actually the outer ring spins faster than the inner ring. And the rock, in limit, will hit the tree. And its 64% increase.
 

fanaskin

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They have the same revolution/rotational rate. The atoms of the arrow never actually hit the atoms from the tree (Coulomb forces) but that's an aside.
 

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They have the same revolution/rotation rate.
Pick two points, one on the outer ring and one on the inner ring of the same record. Do these two points travel the same distance or different distance per a unit of time.
 

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Pick two points, one on the outer ring and one on the inner ring of the same record. Do these two points travel the same distance or different distance per a unit of time.
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24 years after reading this comic for the first time I still have Calvin's response. I guess I should have taken Physics at some point?
 

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24 years after reading this comic for the first time I still have Calvin's response. I guess I should have taken Physics at some point?
Since the same principle applies to Earth, the closer a point is to the equator, the faster its moving. As per Einsteins general relativity (check out the twin paradox) people who live on the equator age slower than people that do not.
 

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So with Snowden able to leave the airport, how long before Russia looks the other way long enough for the CIA to grab him so they can publicly denounce the US but still get him off their hands?
 

iannis

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Probably already happened.

I wonder what we paid.

Maybe nothing. Maybe snowden just ran short on useful.
 

Hekotat

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I'm not usually one for tinfoil hat theories but this shit terrifies me and really makes my mind wander when it comes to death of that journalist.

 

Malakriss

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US House votes to continue NSA's phone surveillance
In a 205-217 vote, lawmakers rejected an effort to restrict the National Security Agency's (NSA) ability to collect electronic information.

Despite the White House's lobbying against the amendment, a majority of House Democrats - 111 - voted for it. Eighty-three Democrats voted against.

Among Republicans, 93 voted for the Amash amendment and 134 against.
 

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And that is why, while you can rightfully continue to be mad at Obama for this, the ultimate perputrator is Congress. Not really sure what to call a situation where a Dem majority congress would have stopped a Dem President from continuing to use a Republican bill (Patriot Act) to keep PRISIM alive. But it sure would have been funny.
 

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And that is why, while you can rightfully continue to be mad at Obama for this, the ultimate perputrator is Congress. Not really sure what to call a situation where a Dem majority congress would have stopped a Dem President from continuing to use a Republican bill (Patriot Act) to keep PRISIM alive. But it sure would have been funny.
You'll get no argument from me that the GOP leadership in the House (Boehner, Cantor, Ryan & co.) is beyond salvage, though the Dem leadership (Pelosi & co.) is just as bad. Our Government is not run for the benefit of the People but for the benefit of those in Government.

Expect to find out in 50 years about a secret amendment/vote/entente between Congress and the NSA where the NSA promises to stop spying on Congress' phones in return for this vote.
 

Malakriss

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And that is why, while you can rightfully continue to be mad at Obama for this, the ultimate perputrator is Congress. Not really sure what to call a situation where a Dem majority congress would have stopped a Dem President from continuing to use a Republican bill (Patriot Act) to keep PRISIM alive. But it sure would have been funny.
Or that's when you notice which people have no idea the vote had nothing to do with PRISM, it was about the US provider phone call records.

Hell, they even spell out it's "another program" in the damn article.
 

fanaskin

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that's what prism is about, the cooperation between telecoms and government. upstream is where they directly tap into the sea cables those provide a natural choke point for signal gathering.
 

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I'm not usually one for tinfoil hat theories but this shit terrifies me and really makes my mind wander when it comes to death of that journalist.

You mean Michael Hastings the journalist? Just check out some of his interviews/articles he did and the highly suspicious nature of his fatal crash.