The Paranormal, UFO's, and Mysteries of the Unknown

I’ve come to some version of what I think reality actually is based off of trying to figure this shit out! I don’t have permission for general for some reason but if you guys want to hear it let me know and I’ll post it here

Nevermind here it is, maybe it will get some interesting discussions going. If nothing else you guys can all break my balls about it for years to come. I typed all this shit out to my brother earlier so I’m just gonna copy paste most of it because I’m lazy. He’s a devoted Christian and usually I’m arguing the atheist side. And nothing here is an original idea of mine, these are all existing ideas that have been around.



“Everyday I’m more convinced of the deeply spiritual nature of reality. I think Christ is real and I think his message was corrupted like all other religions to promote fear and guilt instead of his extremely simple message of Love.

Jesus was a space hippy bro. If he’s coming back it’s not to destroy humanity but to uplift it to a golden area.


I think reality is a human spiritual growth and learning simulation that uses reincarnation to provide life obstacles to overcome in each lifetime. The conquering of those life obstacles provides our eternal spirits with spiritual growth and learning. Each lifetime we learn new things as you can never learn everything in a single lifetime. I think at the end of each life we have an overview of our life and experience all the pain we inflict on others from their point of view as another tool of learning and growth.


Evil forces took over and manipulated the system to maximize suffering and he’s doing something about it.

I don’t think there was ever intended to be this much human suffering and it turns out it is not as helpful towards human/spiritual growth and development as was originally thought. And now the big man himself is making it right.
Those evil forces were able to control all of humanity by controlling a small amount of people at the top. Think media executives, earthly religious institutions, Smithsonian institute, and government leaders.

Heaven is 100% real, we all met everyone there for a while after each life to rest and recover and plan our next life and the spiritual growth we plan to receive from it.

We are all just tiny fractals of gods infinite consciousness experiencing his unbelievable creation subjectively and growing spirituality. We are all one and we are all divine. Thay is why we must do unto other as we would have them do unto us. There actually are no “others”. That’s what was hidden from us. Through meditation we can communicate directly with the prime mover and our bodies are the only temple we need. Everything I understand about quantum physics makes more sense from a video game design standpoint and anything that could have occurred naturally.”


there it is

edit:added a couple extra points for clarity

That’s a bunch of hippie bullshit. If this stuff isn’t just wildly made up, then it’s most likely some phenomenon that’s happening at dimensions that we do not ‘exist’ in in the traditional sense, and obviously I have no idea how it’s kind of popping in and out of our limited three dimensional reality perceptions, or whether it is even a controlled thing . Religion is basically just a cop out, an excuse to throw your hands up in the air because it’s all too much , and your feeble human intellect needs the comfort of a creator /omniscience. I definitely don’t understand what’s happening myself but I do believe collectively, humans are equipped with the tools to figure it out, even if it takes many generations to do so.

I think most people are really failing to realize how important Jake Barber is in all this. The guy is a huge missing link in multiple areas of decades of UFO lore and conspiracy theories and almost reminds me of the equivalent of a pre-Cambrian rabbit to materialism.

I’ve been bitching and think about religions for a few decades now so I thought I’d put my take on some tenants to live by. Here’s my first pass.


1. We are all just tiny fractals of an infinite creator and consciousness experiencing his creation subjectively and growing spiritually. We are all one and we are all divine. We must do unto other as we would have them do unto us. When you truly become enlightened you realize that their is no such thing as "others"


2. We reject all earthly religions that are based on fear and guilt. Our message is exclusively to Love yourself and each other. We reject concepts such as eternal punishment as impossible. There is no unforgivable sin, even rejecting the Holy Spirit. We are all tiny fractals of an infinite creator , we are all one, we are all divine, we are all forgiven, we are all worthy of and capable of giving Love.

3. Our bodies are the only temple we need. We can communitate directly to our heavenly protectors and infinate creator through meditation and prayer which is then filtered by our own intuition and introspection with the important principles of honesty, integrity and service to others.

4. Self-improvement is a lifelong project with the focus on Loving ourselves and one another. Our ultimate goal here is to overcome the obstacles that we are born with in this lifetime and, in the process of overcoming those obstacles, discover who we are as individuals and provide ourselves and our eternal souls with spiritual grown and learning. Also provide love and suppont to others no matter where they are in their journey.

5. At no point will there ever be a paid staff, everything is volunteer based. Tithing is never required and never asked for. All donations come strickly from blessed members of their own free will. All donations are taxable to mitigate corruption as much as possible. Render unto Ceasars what is Ceasars.
6. No one's free will should ever be impinged upon.
7. Our trinity is the The Father, The Mother, and The Son. All of creation is based upon Good and Evil, Light and Dark, Ying and Yang, Male and Female. We believe in the equity of the male and female aspects of the human experience and consider them both to be completely equal and the differences between the two genders are to be equal, necessary, and a celebrated part of the human experiance. As tiny fractals of an infinate creator experiencing his creation subjectivly, we are all, everyone of us, the Sons of the Mother and Father.

8. There are no dietary rules but because our body is a temple there is a preference toward healthy, less processed food but without any judgement. In general, your body is a temple, treat it as such and you will be rewarded for it.
9. There is no specific holy day. We are all encouraged to give thanks and ask for guidance from our Infinate Creator through daily prayer and meditation with is then filtered by our own intuition and introspection with the important principles of honesty, integrity and service to others.

10. Self forgiveness is a necessary part of accepting yourself and being able to help others. Perfection was never expected by our infinite creator.

Edit: Added #10

The Bible says the only unforgivable sin is denying the Holy Spirit which would make #7 impossible to consider as even a possibility , that’s why I put the line about it under #2

Isn’t that convenient, one little line that completely prevented people from looking into the unbelievably convoluted theology of the trinity.