It transforms into a hooker.What the hell is wrong with your mouse?
I'm not gay, but do you want a boyfriend? I'm married with kids. Hope that's not a problem either. They'll be joining us.
I don't think we'd all fit on the brochure.I'm not gay, but do you want a boyfriend? I'm married with kids. Hope that's not a problem either. They'll be joining us.
The feet on the keyboard slide a bit on the glass.Why do you have a giant mousepad for your keyboard?
MMO 7. Damn nice mouse.What the hell is wrong with your mouse?
You could stick Gandalf, Frodo, and Bilbo on top of each of the three antennas.Before I finished reading I thought you had some badass Gandalf router.
Disappoint.