The Walking Dead

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What a dumb ass show. The kid wants to kill Coral so bad and just doesn't give a fuck about the zombies... sorry walkers. So dumb. Seriously it's an insult to human intelligence.

That chubby doctor girl is maybe one of the worst actors I have ever seen. She has to be like related to someone or something in order to land that roll.
 
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PigBenis_sl said:
What a dumb ass show. The kid wants to kill Coral so bad and just doesn't give a fuck about the zombies... sorry walkers. So dumb. Seriously it's an insult to human intelligence.

That chubby doctor girl is maybe one of the worst actors I have ever seen. She has to be like related to someone or something in order to land that roll.
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I'm assuming she was a feminist who complained only actors got acting jobs so there were like here, here is a role for a fat stupid woman who can't do anything.
 
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that chick is the real life model for Sadness from Inside Out.
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Did they use the ol "Cover ourselves up in Zombie blood cliffhanger" before or did they just copy the video game there?

God the writing is horrible.
 
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I would have kept a well sealed large glass jar (the kind you preserve fruit in) had it full of Zombie guts. Had it in a backpack, protected by wrapping it in blankets or large towel. So that it's there and ready for use if you got in a tight spot.
 
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Maybe they'll just learn to live with the zombies by covering up with guts twice a day and staying indoors during heavy rain.

I still wonder when we're going to get zombie-on-a-treadmill machinery.
 
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not treadmill, but i'd want to live in one of hte houses w/ the raised porch and take out the steps. yeah, 100 would eventually pile up, but a dozen will just moan at you.

you really have to turn your brain off (har har) for this. shame cause that wasn't as necessary early on. my biggest gripe is how long does it take for a zombie to decompose? i get they never 'die', but eventually enough of them has to fall off that they're immobile. even if eating the living allowed them to regen some, it can't be an infinite lifespan. guess a zombie show where the zombies die off isn't much of a show.
 
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PigBenis_sl said:
What a dumb ass show. The kid wants to kill Coral so bad and just doesn't give a fuck about the zombies... sorry walkers. So dumb. Seriously it's an insult to human intelligence.

That chubby doctor girl is maybe one of the worst actors I have ever seen. She has to be like related to someone or something in order to land that roll.
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Someone is rolling the rolls. She must have a puffy vagina.
 
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fris_sl said:
not treadmill, but i'd want to live in one of hte houses w/ the raised porch and take out the steps. yeah, 100 would eventually pile up, but a dozen will just moan at you.

you really have to turn your brain off (har har) for this. shame cause that wasn't as necessary early on. my biggest gripe is how long does it take for a zombie to decompose? i get they never 'die', but eventually enough of them has to fall off that they're immobile. even if eating the living allowed them to regen some, it can't be an infinite lifespan. guess a zombie show where the zombies die off isn't much of a show.
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Guess you missed a couple of weeks ago when a zombie that was burnt to a crisp and literally nothing more than a skeleton waswalkingaround. If that guy could still walk its safe to say they will never decompose enough to be immobile.
 
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I think I'm going to take this show off my DVR and try to forget/ignore it when it comes back. I've been treated like I have the intelligence of a zombie for too long. Later fuckers.
 
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PigBenis_sl said:
That chubby doctor girl is maybe one of the worst actors I have ever seen. She has to be like related to someone or something in order to land that roll.
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Apparently, she was in two episodes of The Wire. She played the chick they tricked Ziggy into thinking he knocked up. Can't say that I remember that being her.
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Also, how did they not use the Coral cliffhanger in this episode. That would have been perfect.
 
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Predictions:

1) Annoying kid dies OR mother tries to make him STFU and she ends up dying instead (probably both)

2) Gun the mother has drops. Derp teenager grabs it and tries to shoot Rick and/or Carl. Carl survives, but Judith dies (either hit by bullet or she falls on ground and zombies munch her...bullet would probably be the least controversial method, because they could make it so they don't find out until later and it is a "quiet" death)

3) Priest fucks up and dies (we can all hope)
 
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God this show is terrible. With the openjng sequence, did anyone else get the impression that someone finally heard of Fallout so decided to go with old timey music?

The directing is just so poor. An example is at the beginning where Rick and a few others are running from the horde through town. All the sudden they're surrounded! It looks like all hope is lost...until Blondie shoots 2 whole zombies freeing up a path to escape. So uh, I guess 2 zombies were the difference between just running away and certain death? It just looked so retarded.

There was also Rick shooting at zombies when there are literally hundreds behind them. What the fuck good is shooting maybe 10 of them going to do?

Oh, and Maggie climbing the watchtower made of planks of wood tied to the wall. Somehow these zombies were capable of almost tearing down that wall on the highway, but ripping through a few ropes is too much. Or really any door in the show so far.

Those scenes could have been shot to make sense, but they're just lazy. It's infuriating.

I haven't even made it 10 minutes into this episode and I'm already almost ready to turn it off.
 
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Kreugen_sl said:
I still wonder when we're going to get zombie-on-a-treadmill machinery.
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This is where, once again, Z Nation actually surpasses TWD. Just this last episode they showed a Mexican drug cartel that put zombies in big containers and lets them compost. As he explained it, compost creates heat, and heat creates energy. Bam! Can't explain that!

Am I the only one that noticed the shitty "Mom" kid's action figures at the beginning? Those were Invincible, Atom Eve, Omni-Man, and Allen the Alien. Nice easter egg from someone on the staff at least, even if that kid is pants on head retarded.
 
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Oh, another thing to add as far as "plot convenience:" These people have been running all over the east coast head shotting motherfucking zombies from like a hundred yards away with pistols. But get them in a room 20 feet from a guy with a knife and it's like "Nah, fuck this...you win dude! We'll drop the guns."
 
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Lol I was thinking the samething. They're all master marksmen, unless the plot calls for them to suddenly not be.
 
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Elurin_sl said:
God this show is terrible. With the openjng sequence, did anyone else get the impression that someone finally heard of Fallout so decided to go with old timey music?

The directing is just so poor. An example is at the beginning where Rick and a few others are running from the horde through town. All the sudden they're surrounded! It looks like all hope is lost...until Blondie shoots 2 whole zombies freeing up a path to escape. So uh, I guess 2 zombies were the difference between just running away and certain death? It just looked so retarded.

There was also Rick shooting at zombies when there are literally hundreds behind them. What the fuck good is shooting maybe 10 of them going to do?

Oh, and Maggie climbing the watchtower made of planks of wood tied to the wall. Somehow these zombies were capable of almost tearing down that wall on the highway, but ripping through a few ropes is too much. Or really any door in the show so far.

Those scenes could have been shot to make sense, but they're just lazy. It's infuriating.

I haven't even made it 10 minutes into this episode and I'm already almost ready to turn it off.
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Tiny Tim is old timey music? That's like late 60s.
 
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Utnayan_sl said:
Did they use the ol "Cover ourselves up in Zombie blood cliffhanger" before or did they just copy the video game there?

God the writing is horrible.
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They did it in Atlanta.

God this show fucking sucks. Comic book crap.

So they're playing the scene out pretty much like it runs in the comics. Even in the order of Rick -> Carl -> Bitch Rick is Bangin' -> Retarded fuckchild -> ???

Hopefully Rick actually does lop her hand off because that scene is pretty boss at least.

Also. Why the FUCK does this show constantly have people at each other's throats, it gets broken up then 5 seconds later everyone is acting like two people weren't in a fist fight. God it infuriates me. Also the number of zombies seemed to coincide with how they wanted to plot to go. Blondie shot like 4 bullets while Rick and crew were surrounded but then by a sheer luck of fuck there were zero zombies around the house while Rick and crew ran in. Also why let ex-leader bitch just die away from fever instead of being full "Whore you gunna die now because you're a risk." Nothing about this show makes sense. It is possibly tipping the scales for worst written:most popular show on the planet. At this point it is eclipsing Big Bang Theory.
 
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