Chanur
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The Zionists are whining thread
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Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!
Go here and give us your nominations!Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!
Chris
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Hitler's Madagascar plan? I belive that they scrapped that and went for giant camps...
lol imagine the irony if Israel asked the Palestinians to migrate to Jordan or Egypt and then put them in giant camps when it failed!
My drunken solution to the Israel issue:
They're there now, "we" (teh powers) made them (a mistake, I agree) but what's done is done. We're not going to renig and form a coalition to root them out. I'd invite the Palis to sack up and make terms. I mean, if they want to keep launching rockets and running on the 1:100 Them v Us casualty ratio, that's on them. If the fucking Irish can grow up after 800 years, so can/should the Palestinians. Do they think that if they lob enough homemade rockets over the border, Israel as a nation will pack it in and call "spumoni?" As of now the Palestinians are playing the "drunk bitch who hits you at the bar then is shocked, outraged and tries to make it seem like she didn't deserve the slap you gave her in return" card for all it's worth. Both sides loose civilians, shit fucking happens when bombs drop and rounds head down range, but one side targets said civilians as a policy and that side will always be the bad dude in my eyes.
They're there now, "we" (teh powers) made them (a mistake, I agree) but what's done is done. We're not going to renig and form a coalition to root them out. I'd invite the Palis to sack up and make terms. I mean, if they want to keep launching rockets and running on the 1:100 Them v Us casualty ratio, that's on them. If the fucking Irish can grow up after 800 years, so can/should the Palestinians. Do they think that if they lob enough homemade rockets over the border, Israel as a nation will pack it in and call "spumoni?" As of now the Palestinians are playing the "drunk bitch who hits you at the bar then is shocked, outraged and tries to make it seem like she didn't deserve the slap you gave her in return" card for all it's worth. Both sides loose civilians, shit fucking happens when bombs drop and rounds head down range, but one side targets said civilians as a policy and that side will always be the bad dude in my eyes.
Adebisi
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let's take all the Jews not in North America and put them on an island somewhere-wait, hear me out. A beautiful, tropical island. It wouldn't be too hard; there aren't that many Jews in the world. There's only like 13 million of them. And over 6 million of those live in North America, so roughly 7 million. I know, it seems like there's more of them, but there isn't. We can give the Jews a chain of islands to live on. Something in the South Pacific or the Galapagos Islands or somewhere like that. An island where they would like to be. A place that would make them say, "You know, I must say, this isn't so bad, with the crystal-clear blue water, and the fruits plucked straight from the trees and whatnot. It couldbe a little more shaded, yes. But all in all, it's quite nice." Now, here's the stipulation. They only get to live there for two years. In that time, if the lives and economies of every Arab and Eastern European country haven't changed significantly for the better, then they get to go back to where they came from and never be bothered again for the rest of history. You can make fun of their hats, but that's it
Calling it now, Arabs have their own renaissance, forget the old Shia/Sunni divide and enter into a thousand years of peace, understanding and cooperation.
Or you know, the opposite of that might happen too.
Or you know, the opposite of that might happen too.
My solution , when the oil runs out , carpet bomb the airports and sink anything that floats. Then let the assorted sacks of shit have a battle royale to the death over some worthless patch of sand , with a carrying capacity of a few thousand people . As long as no residual radiation is still wafting around.
Chanur
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Frenzied Wombat
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Maybe when the Palestinians stop kidnapping, murdering, and intentionally targeting children they won't have to worry about reprisal? Fucking additional crazy thought: If your opponent carries bigger guns than you, maybe don't fuck with their kids?
The Palis have this strategy down pat, and it works exceptionally well for people who have severe myopia (such as yourself) when it comes to facts and history. The Palis KNOW they're will be Israeli retribution, and they KNOW they will lose more than three lives in the process. They don't care. All they care about is that there be a few pali kids that get caught in the inevitable crossfire so people like yourself can label Israel as the heinous aggressor.
So, if it were your children that got kidnapped and mutilated, what would be the appropriate number for you, asshat?
Tuco
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Wombat, if it were your kids and your entire neighborhood's kids who were killed by Israeli retaliation for something you had no part in, what would be the appropriate response?
Neither side is innocent here, but if we're going to make emotional arguments where you place yourself in a victim's shoes, there are a lot more shoes to fill on the Palestinian side than the Israeli one.
Neither side is innocent here, but if we're going to make emotional arguments where you place yourself in a victim's shoes, there are a lot more shoes to fill on the Palestinian side than the Israeli one.
Tuco
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Abefroman
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Just about everyone in this thread bitching about Israel. Where the fuck is the African Warlords are winning thread? The fucking Arabs don't even give a shit about Palestine except when it gives and excuse to rip Israel.
Frenzied Wombat
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Abefroman
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Fair enough. Maybe I just can't see why anyone would be either shocked or upset by anything Israel did or even have a problem with it. Nobody in that region wants peace.