Thor: The Dark World.

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Grimmlokk

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More recent Thor stories(post Civil War) have Loki being more of a real behind the scenes mastermind and threat to Thor/Asgard. Not sure if this is in response to his movie character being such a hit or just some writers taking a shine to him.

He also had tits for a while. Accurate cosplay.

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fucker_sl

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when i read stuff like that i really wonder what the fuck the authors had in mind....i mean....were they adult men? older than 15yo ? because if you are older than 15 there is no way you could think about that scene and say "yeah it will be awesome"

being little kids is the only reason that can explain it. The other one involve degrading their intellectual capabilities
 

Mahes

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Does Thor carry cash? How did he get the peanuts anyways? Here we have a super hero that fights for man, but then says fuck commerce and capitalism, give me a bag of peanuts. The vendor has a family to feed and Thor thinks nothing of the little man. What a disgrace.
 

The Ancient_sl

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when i read stuff like that i really wonder what the fuck the authors had in mind....i mean....were they adult men? older than 15yo ? because if you are older than 15 there is no way you could think about that scene and say "yeah it will be awesome"

being little kids is the only reason that can explain it. The other one involve degrading their intellectual capabilities
Comic books back then were not written for adults at all so yeah...
 

j00t

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Thing about Loki is that he isn't inherently evil like luthor or joker are. He is a trickster god. He enjoys manipulation the same way Ares likes war. His nature puts him at odds with the good guys at times but he is under the impression that he is the rightful heir of Asgard. And anyone in his position would think the same. Odin led him on like he would some day have the throne, knowing that he was just a foil for his real son. Good reason to hate Thor.
 

Mahes

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That new clip is giving me serious second thoughts about going to see the movie now. Not sure I can believe a God like Thor would say "Smasharooneeee"
 

Malakriss

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But then you would miss the slim chance of Loki imprisoning Natalie Portman and chaining her in some skimpy Asgard bondage outfit
 

Haus

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Yeah, but reading into what the Sif story line is heading towards she would only make out with Portman if it was a Lesbian grudge rape pegging...

Which I admit I would pay to watch.
 

Mist

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If it's girl on girl does it count as pegging? Where's Quineloe when we need an expert?
No, it doesn't.

It's also hilariously ironic that men are way more physiologically suited to derive pleasure from anal sex than women are.