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AngryGerbil

Poet Warrior
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How do I check how many Tuconets I have?
You have to buy my new patent pending Tocunet Checking Device 5000!

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Mahes

Bronze Baronet of the Realm
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thats a darwinscope and its already on the market.
Yeah but she is using it wrong. The thumb needs to be on the trigger with the loaded gun in a cocked position. Also, it helps if the husband/boyfriend thinks it is funny to sneak up on her.

You have to remember that the darwinscope never actually does the killing. It is the people that use it correctly, that do.
 

Hoss

Make America's Team Great Again
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She's gunna be fine. Even if it goes off, she's going to completely miss her pea brain, and she's got another eye she can use, so her babymaking potential will be unhampered. That's the real problem with the darwinoscope.