Trap (2024)

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Am I excited for an M. Night movie again??? Wtf?

My guess is he wants to kill the serial killer himself out of revenge, maybe over killing someone like his wife. I guess the twist could be that there is no twist and he really is the killer, but I don't think any of us believe that.
 
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Chukzombi

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Am I excited for an M. Night movie again??? Wtf?

My guess is he wants to kill the serial killer himself out of revenge, maybe over killing someone like his wife. I guess the twist could be that there is no twist and he really is the killer, but I don't think any of us believe that.
i think the last lines of that trailer may have given it away. "i cant get away, i cant stop, I'll just do this last one" either he is talking to himself or he is talking to some handler or employer and he is some kind of a special cop or bounty hunter being put on a last minute assignment when he's supposed to be retired/his day off taking his daughter to a concert and the sweaty black dude is the killer he needs to catch. that cell phone footage could be a red herring. not a victim, but a person of interest. that small cleaver doesnt look connected to the murders.

its so vague, i mean how could a concert be used as a trap for finding this killer? are they gonna wait for them to start hacking teen girls up? i think they narrowed it down to employees of the venue and this cop/bounty hunter is sussing the sweaty black guy out who seems to know all about it and is happy as fuck to talk about the killer. it could just be horrible disjointed acting and its a Shamalamadingdong film so the dialogue is cringe. honestly, it could go in any number of directions. nobody is acting like a normal person. the old woman's voice supposedly coming from the walkie talkie doesnt sound like any cop in the world. sounds like granny spinning tales on the back porch. this trailer is going to blindside everyone because its such bullshit and doesnt make any sense.
 

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Its the daughter.
She walks around in the daytime. If she's a vampire then she's a bullshit vampire. She doesn't look like she has the capability of capturing victims and housing them somewhere for later killings. If she is the killer, then she had help and if her dad is the one helping her, then he's really the baddie. It's gotta be that black dude all excited about the killer and he seems to know way too much for a random normie. What's the odds that the first dude the dad asks about the police presence just so happens to be an exposition dump truck? That's why I hate these trailers. Super unrealistic. Random venue employee would look at the dad, shrug their shoulders and say, "dunno, I just work here. Do want fries with that?".
 

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She walks around in the daytime. If she's a vampire then she's a bullshit vampire. She doesn't look like she has the capability of capturing victims and housing them somewhere for later killings. If she is the killer, then she had help and if her dad is the one helping her, then he's really the baddie. It's gotta be that black dude all excited about the killer and he seems to know way too much for a random normie. What's the odds that the first dude the dad asks about the police presence just so happens to be an exposition dump truck? That's why I hate these trailers. Super unrealistic. Random venue employee would look at the dad, shrug their shoulders and say, "dunno, I just work here. Do want fries with that?".
astr0, that was a merch booth. they don't sell fries.
 

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remember when we all watched bruce willis get shot to death in the first 3 minutes of sixth sense and then spent an entire film watching every single person in the movie ignore bruce willis and not even recognize his presence, except for the little kid who can talk to ghosts, he was the only person who said one fucking word to him, and then at the end we were all fucking flabberghasted that bruce willis was dead the whole time?
 
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Chukzombi

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Just a few things I missed that somebody else spotted in a video.
the list of cities on the Lady Raven tour. which may be possible clues that the murderer is following the band from city to city and thats how the cops know that he/she may be at this show.

Lady Raven is Shamalamadingdong's daughter

cops are spot checking single men at the concert.

the old woman voice is apparently a lead investigator and you can spot her several times during the trailer(s)

dad and daughter are wearing friendship bracelets and whomever is holding the cleaver is wearing one as well. with somebody else in the room which may be the old lady investigator.

the video i watched theorized that the kid from The Sixth Sense may be in this working with the cops to find the murderer, they also suggested that the dad and old lady are working together to find the killer or something else.

no idea. just trying to make this look interesting.
 

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the old woman voice is apparently a lead investigator and you can spot her several times during the trailer(s)
old woman is most likely a fbi profiler, thats why she can stand behind a cop clearing a room
 
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old woman is most likely a fbi profiler, thats why she can stand behind a cop clearing a room
Probably, yeah. The trailer really seems to be suggesting some kind of fakeout. Because if it's as basic as the dad is the killer and the whole movie is the cops trying to catch him and he gets taken down by his own daughter at the end, then that's pretty lame. I rather it be he's a cop too and he has to strap his badge on while not ruining his daughter's good time. Then the killer turn out to be a Wtf surprise.
 

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Probably, yeah. The trailer really seems to be suggesting some kind of fakeout. Because if it's as basic as the dad is the killer and the whole movie is the cops trying to catch him and he gets taken down by his own daughter at the end, then that's pretty lame. I rather it be he's a cop too and he has to strap his badge on while not ruining his daughter's good time. Then the killer turn out to be a Wtf surprise.
that bitch looks really old tho, like ruth bader ginsberg old
 

Chukzombi

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that bitch looks really old tho, like ruth bader ginsberg old
Her voice is really old too. I'm not sure the FBI or any law enforcement organization would even have somebody as enfeebled as her on a mission. She played the twin girls in the original Parent Trap. Yeah. Shamadingdog is so clever. See what he did there?

Imdb says her name is Hayley Mills. 78 years old and her role is Dr Grant in Trap. Probably the profiler like you said, but holy shit, 78 is old as fuck. Why get the original movie actress to be clever when you could get a younger one from a more recent version. That trashy redhead, Lindsay Lohan would love to get a gig.
 
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lol was this movie just made so his daughter could have her songs be heard

i think its a different daughter too than the one who did The Watcher, this is like the ultimate nepo family and i respect the hustle and con
 
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brad jones calls it total shit.



"no spoilers", but also confirms Josh is the serial killer, no twist there. and nothing supernatural. no twist there either.,
 
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brad jones calls it total shit.



"no spoilers", but also confirms Josh is the serial killer, no twist there. and nothing supernatural. no twist there either.,

Yup. Jeffrey Jahns said the same thing. He said the movie basically ends at the one hour mark like a tv drama, but keeps going for 45 more minutes. That's too bad. I wanted something cool to talk about. I bet shamadingdog wished he could have come up with some of the theories that people on the net were talking about.
 

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No twist

First 2/3rds was good, everything at the concert I enjoyed.

Cops in this movie were the worst you’ve ever seen

Few plot holes mainly with the way cops react

Shymalans daughter is a hottie, definitely a vehicle to showcase her music which was very meh.

Not his worst movie, middle of the pack for a shymalan movie.
 

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the old woman voice is apparently a lead investigator and you can spot her several times during the trailer(s)
Shame Facepalm GIF by MOODMAN
 
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