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Oldbased
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Kick is rapidly improving with slow mode and shit but in a odd twist, since there is no benefit to subbing really the chats are still so toxic with people spamming all cap books nonstop with stupid tiktok type shit and if they get muted/banned they just insta account right back .
So until the chat is functional to a point that people appear over at least 50 IQ it kills it for me.
That and it is 80% jews, gambling( since Stake is invested highly into it ) and exTwatch hos that are like 2-4/10s.
I was thinking about that the other day. Why are 98% of the bitches on Twitch/Kick so fucking low/mid?
There is a couple 20/30s milfs who jog up and down my street and those bitches are 50x hotter than the fat tat covered whores streaming has.
I don't really care I don't watch them anyways except when I see their unwashed front holes on thumbnails/front pages on my way to camping/outdoor/fishing shit but you'd think they would at least be 5s.
So until the chat is functional to a point that people appear over at least 50 IQ it kills it for me.
That and it is 80% jews, gambling( since Stake is invested highly into it ) and exTwatch hos that are like 2-4/10s.
I was thinking about that the other day. Why are 98% of the bitches on Twitch/Kick so fucking low/mid?
There is a couple 20/30s milfs who jog up and down my street and those bitches are 50x hotter than the fat tat covered whores streaming has.
I don't really care I don't watch them anyways except when I see their unwashed front holes on thumbnails/front pages on my way to camping/outdoor/fishing shit but you'd think they would at least be 5s.
Uriel
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Good looking, sane women are gonna get wifed up quickly, what you see on Twitch and other sites are generally the leftovers filling their craving for attention.
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Cybsled
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You joke, but Fansly has live streaming already. I mean makes sense - shit like Chaturbate or other cam sites are almost as old as Twitch
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Bubbles
2022 Asshat Award Winner
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Kirun
Buzzfeed Editor
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Apparently they snuck in a change to their TOS that effectively keeps most of this stuff in place. What they'll do is mostly ignore the "big" streamers with these rules(so they don't have to deal with the whining) and nail all the 100-500 Andies out there.
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Aaron
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You know, I've never understood live streaming porn. But then again, I've never understood the Twitch thots thing either. The most I've been able to watch is about 10 minutes of Sweet Anita back when she shot up to stardom, but even that got tired quick. Most of the rest, yeah, many have pretty faces, but they talk utter garbage about shit I have less than 0 interest in, so the few times I've checked on them, I've been out and to my fav male game streamers (who usually have low tens of viewers) after 30 seconds.
Anyway, I was curious about live porn about a month or so ago so I decided to check out Chaturbate for the first time. After browsing around once in a while for a few weeks I just don't get it. Half the chicks there have a setup where you have to give them ... bits or something (can't remember what they call them, some shit you have to buy) in order for them to "unlock" a tier where they remove an article of clothing, usually ending in some tame handbra type shit. The other half seem to start up their stream fully nekked, lying on their backs with one of those pneumatic dildo fuck machines going full steam on their pussy. In all cases they have some shitty music playing in the background.
And I just don't get it. If I want to rub one out, I load up a regular porn site, find a vid, get straight to the good stuff, and I'm done in 10 mins and can get on with my life. Why the fuck would I want to wait an hour until someone ponies up enough cash to get a chick to take her bra off?
God, I'm probably overanalysing retards being retards here, but whatever. Each to his own I guess.
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Oldbased
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Lots of degenerates love to see live whores either act like whores or actually being whores.
Not my thing either. It disgusts me and is just a reflection of the world we live in today with no values and false pussy prophets on every corner.
Movie porn and sex is ok imo but I don't go out of my way to see that either but to see some ho live getting throat gagged while begging for a buck? Nah fuck that. If people want to be the lowest form of human in society, spend 20 instead on the streets and have at it yourself.
This onlyfan/PG whoring shit streaming is ruining young men and empowering and rewarding women for NOT doing their one true function in life.
Shit is lowering birth rates, causing depression and turning frogs gay in the young people and the end result for our future generations is life in a Blade Runner movie.
Most of us here are too old for it to matter, but for the current and next generation things looking pretty bleak.
Welcome to drug city, higher crime, no respect/moral values and instant nut satisfaction robots. All for a low low fee of just social decline.
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Oldbased
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The irony of a groomer who can't read.
Sex acts were not the point of anything I said but rather the act of women grifting without having to perform them live streaming.
I even excluded classic porn from the observation and cause of effect so you actually failed twice.
Impressive.
Cybsled
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You talked about whoring for money, which is called the oldest profession in the world for good reason. Hell, you can see chimpanzees engaging in this, but replace money with food
That means it is a behavior that has been in place for millions of years and in one way or another been a part of human society
The only thing that has changed is now people can do it remotely and get “food” from multiple people at once for minimal effort
That means it is a behavior that has been in place for millions of years and in one way or another been a part of human society
The only thing that has changed is now people can do it remotely and get “food” from multiple people at once for minimal effort
zombiewizardhawk
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Did the TV channel build the stadium the soccer team plays in and do they manufacture all the shirts that they want a cut of the money from?
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Big Phoenix
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I think with the livestreaming stuff its about jerking it with the bros, totally not gay coomers enaging in gay behavior.
Banging a hooker 1000x more noble than paying for onlyfans.
GuardianX
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Tinycoffin
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There’s also a AI Jesus on Sundays I ran a across lat week that’s pretty amazing
LiquidDeath
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Why? It is abundantly clear that monopolizing the entire screen to the detriment of the specific product in question leads to the worst possible outcome for almost everyone involved. Viewers hate it. Streamers hate it. The only people who like it are the shortsighted executives at both Twitch and their ad partners and only because they refuse to innovate at all. Hilariously, streamers and their ad partners came up with better streaming advertisement options completely independently and were so effective that these new rules are aimed squarely at eliminating them. Instead of understanding WHY this was the case and capitalizing on it (Twitch can provide streamers pre-defined overlays with ads that run continuously from Twitch ad partners and the streamers get a cut of the ad revenue) they ratcheted down the screws on the better way in favor of the their antiquated, outmatched, and maligned system.
Twitch is fucking dead. No one likes watching streams with forced ads that appear randomly and impact the gameplay viewing experience, so they were already on the downturn, but hopefully these new rules nail the coffin shut much faster so we can move past their rampant, incurable stupidity and on to the next thing.