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2 pages criticizing a plate of food

Not a plate of food where asmongold said how good it was. Just a plate of food.
 
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Aazrael

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I'm guessing The Bald One is back on Twitch. Got like 5 videos popping up on my Youtubes today lol.

I'll admit it got kinda boring without an Asmongold video now and then.
 
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Araxen

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Johnny Somali finally getting his. He's in South Korea and fucked with the WW2 comfort women statue which is a very big no no. He's now being hunted by people in the country and trying to beat the shit out of him. Two people found him and did just that.

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Araxen said:
Johnny Somali finally getting his. He's in South Korea and fucked with the WW2 comfort women statue which is a very big no no. He's now being hunted by people in the country and trying to beat the shit out of him. Two people found him and did just that.

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Looks day time. So this marks the third time he's been beaten and assaulted.

2 prior incidents were a bystander punching him in the face a few days ago, and the 2nd incident was being jumped by Korean gangsters at night time over marijuana use.

And it's not just beating and assault-- many Koreans have made it clear on social media they are prepared to stab him to death and shown the knife they will use.
 
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Big Phoenix

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Johnny Somali getting stabbed to death and Trump getting reelected? God I would die a happy man.
 
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jayrebb

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Johnny Somali getting stabbed to death and Trump getting reelected? God I would die a happy man.
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It's getting closer. He had a bodyguard from Korea that tried to stop an altercation, and this Korean gangster just disarmed his metal wand instantly and him and his girlfriend beat the crap out of the Somali "bodyguard". The gangsters girlfriend stomped on his neck as the Somali "bodyguard" laid prone on the ground. She weighs like 80lbs and this bodyguard dude had the biggest neck I've seen on an Asian, but still, there is blood in the water.

A mob of people were outside the Somali "bodyguard" house after he got released from the police station after being drug tested. (Drug unit was called to respond to the assault. Drugs are taken heart attack serious in Korea). In any case pretty sure Somali lost his bodyguard because the mob bitched him at his apartment. I think the bodyguard hit a red line and realized this is way too big. Somali is on his own now (judging from the video Araxen posted)

Each attack gets worse and escalates a little more.

It all started with just 1 redditor/twitter user by himself walking by casually in Seoul completely alone (wearing glasses too) and socking Somali sideways in the head-- then casually walking away mission accomplished. This whole thing has been content.
 
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Ukerric

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The thing is, given the people doing that and their... typical lack of foresight and incapacity to anticipate consequences, I'm not sure even Johnny Somali being killed for being a prick would deter the others "pranksters".
 
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Aaron

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jayrebb said:
It's getting closer. He had a bodyguard from Korea that tried to stop an altercation, and this Korean gangster just disarmed his metal wand instantly and him and his girlfriend beat the crap out of the Somali "bodyguard". The gangsters girlfriend stomped on his neck as the Somali "bodyguard" laid prone on the ground. She weighs like 80lbs and this bodyguard dude had the biggest neck I've seen on an Asian, but still, there is blood in the water.

A mob of people were outside the Somali "bodyguard" house after he got released from the police station after being drug tested. (Drug unit was called to respond to the assault. Drugs are taken heart attack serious in Korea). In any case pretty sure Somali lost his bodyguard because the mob bitched him at his apartment. I think the bodyguard hit a red line and realized this is way too big. Somali is on his own now (judging from the video Araxen posted)

Each attack gets worse and escalates a little more.

It all started with just 1 redditor/twitter user by himself walking by casually in Seoul completely alone (wearing glasses too) and socking Somali sideways in the head-- then casually walking away mission accomplished. This whole thing has been content.
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South Korea is, I think, the only country where drug offences that occur in another country by South Korean citizens can be prosecuted when they return to South Korea. So if, for example, a South Korean goes to the USA to study in a state where recreational marijuana is legal, they smoke a spliff and have their picture or video taken while doing so, then once they return they will be charged with drug crime. I don't think any other country, even shithole totalitarian nations do this.

But speaking of this Johnny Somali. Isn't the reason he does all this shit so he can generate publicity? I mean, would any of us be talking about him at all if he just travelled the world normally?
 
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jayrebb

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Aaron said:
South Korea is, I think, the only country where drug offences that occur in another country by South Korean citizens can be prosecuted when they return to South Korea. So if, for example, a South Korean goes to the USA to study in a state where recreational marijuana is legal, they smoke a spliff and have their picture or video taken while doing so, then once they return they will be charged with drug crime. I don't think any other country, even shithole totalitarian nations do this.

But speaking of this Johnny Somali. Isn't the reason he does all this shit so he can generate publicity? I mean, would any of us be talking about him at all if he just travelled the world normally?
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Word on the street is he has big time oilers.

He showed his earnings to a trust fund kid that has never worked a job in his life and just travels Asia for a "living", he instantly got sour and got jealous at how much Johnny Somali made since the summer. He indicated he's got big donors that support him privately and sponsor him for this kind of content. No specifics on what kind of oilers-- but the way this trust fund kid was peeved over Johnny fucking Somali showing him his bank account and total earnings made it sound like some Saudi Arabian anti-social malcontents with lots of money to burn enjoy sending him around to do this shit. I'm thinking he might have cleared a mil this year to get this kid that jealous that he felt the need to go public with it and criticize the amount of money Somali is making.
 
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Reason why I say Arabic oilers is because he spent the longest amount of time in a country that I've seen with Israel this year doing what you would expect against a certain group of people. His big "comeback" stream was all Israel. He went to the Wall in Gaza or what not, and did a similar stunt that he did to the Korean Comfort statue. It's interesting this Korean thing got picked up by major content creators, but everything he did in Israel was ignored by mainstream reaction content creators.

And I completely forgot he got beaten by a mob of people in Israel too. Not only did someone slap him at the wall, but he got chased by a mob of his own black people in the city (Israel had a surprising amount of African migrants in it). Honestly in total I think he got attacked several times in Israel. This forgetfulness makes it groundhogs day every time something happens to him though. Every time he gets beat up it's like it's supposed to happen, so your brain is just like "water is wet" and you forget until the next incident.
 
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Aazrael

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Seeing as he does not learn from anything he should just be knifed in Minecraft all ready. Fucking annoying American Inventor.
 
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