Vanessa's Tranny AMA Blog Thread

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Zapatta

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Did Vanessa get more work done?

And I think I need to fire up a Kodi and watch Just One of the Guys again. It’s been a long time since I have seen that.

Still holds up. The little brother is fucking awesome.
 
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But you love it anyway. FoH does anyway!

At this point, you guys know me well and haven't shit on me too hard, so yes, I appreciate the "love" hah!

Some of you are still complete assholes for no reason, but that's fine... keep on being the kewl überhetero d00ds of the bunch.

Did Vanessa get more work done?

No. I just need one more surgery, the big one, but the jury is still out on the possibility of stopping HRT just to make enough baby batter to get my SO pregnant, but that's a HUGE limb to walk out on for us on multiple levels. Obviously if I get the big one, the possibility of having a child goes from improbable to impossible.

Tbh tho, if I hit the lottery, I'd get fat transfer to my hips but that's not a "need" any more than how cis-women get that surgery done (think Kim K, but less ridiculous looking).
 
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No. I just need one more surgery, the big one, but the jury is still out on the possibility of stopping HRT just to make enough baby batter to get my SO pregnant, but that's a HUGE limb to walk out on for us on multiple levels. Obviously if I get the big one, the possibility of having a child goes from improbable to impossible.

Tbh tho, if I hit the lottery, I'd get fat transfer to my hips but that's not a "need" any more than how cis-women get that surgery done (think Kim K, but less ridiculous looking).

First off, at your core you are possibly the one true attention whore around here, despite trex trex and her best efforts.. you know you liked the necro..

Second, reel back HRT enough to produce a some solid throat yogurt, have that stuff frozen, use as needed when time is right (even if it's not with the current S.O.)... Problem solved.
 

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You have made more than one pure hetero appreciate your goods. Plus you actually bring useful posts to the board along with the shit posting and that is always appreciated.


I used to be pretty pro surgery if it actually helped the person. However after reading that pink gunk post on Reddit that was linked here I think I am scarred for life. My opinion means nothing I am sure but I dont think you should get the surgery. Good luck with either decision though.
 
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At this point, you guys know me well and haven't shit on me too hard, so yes, I appreciate the "love" hah!

Some of you are still complete assholes for no reason, but that's fine... keep on being the kewl überhetero d00ds of the bunch.



No. I just need one more surgery, the big one, but the jury is still out on the possibility of stopping HRT just to make enough baby batter to get my SO pregnant, but that's a HUGE limb to walk out on for us on multiple levels. Obviously if I get the big one, the possibility of having a child goes from improbable to impossible.

Tbh tho, if I hit the lottery, I'd get fat transfer to my hips but that's not a "need" any more than how cis-women get that surgery done (think Kim K, but less ridiculous looking).

From the little I know, and from when this was a hot topic 6months to a year ago.... I think especially long term you are probably best off as is. You've done extremely well and seem very well based hence the wide acceptance vs the dangerously unhinged like Jerle or whoever. The upkeep, and other issues that go w/ that surgery just dont seem worth it and last I recall the %'s of folk that end up regret it are very high. I think you've done about the best and excelled at it as far as the hand you were dealt.
 
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Word on the street is someone on the board is trying to get into Vanessa's jockstrap.
 
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Haus

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I assume she's gotten pm's from 70% of our members.

I pretty much assumed this as well. People on here remind me a lot of all those Republican politicians who rail against "the gay!" and then get found to have some male escorts on their speed dial.... I figured the ones giving Vanessa Vanessa the most shit are probably also scoping their chances.
 
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I pretty much assumed this as well. People on here remind me a lot of all those Republican politicians who rail against "the gay!" and then get found to have some male escorts on their speed dial.... I figured the ones giving Vanessa Vanessa the most shit are probably also scoping their chances.

as far as politicians railing about morality issues, I don't think republican's have a monopoly anymore, by a longshot
 
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I pretty much assumed this as well. People on here remind me a lot of all those Republican politicians who rail against "the gay!" and then get found to have some male escorts on their speed dial.... I figured the ones giving Vanessa Vanessa the most shit are probably also scoping their chances.

I was going to post something similar to this. The ones giving Vanessa a bad time are the ones that would get rejected.
 

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I guess I am naive but I assumed most posters particularly are not really messaged that much.
 

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You'll thank me in Oct when you are deciding on Halloween costumes.

For many a boy this moment was THE best PG-13 moment of their lives. (No black bars in the film.)
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Google her boobs as I said she had an epic set.

My best friend and I actually broke his dad's VCR with this movie when we were kids. His dad was fucking pissed- this was when VCRs were actually pretty expensive. Burned the motor out rewinding, attempting slo-mo, pausing this scene over and over. These were the only tits we had access to when we were 8 or 9.

They were my favorite pair of screen titties until they were replaced in about 2005 with these:
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My best friend and I actually broke his dad's VCR with this movie when we were kids. His dad was fucking pissed- this was when VCRs were actually pretty expensive. Burned the motor out rewinding, attempting slo-mo, pausing this scene over and over. These were the only tits we had access to when we were 8 or 9.

They were my favorite pair of screen titties until they were replaced in about 2005 with these:View attachment 168373

Without using GIS I am gonna guess Kelly Preston??

edit- nm you said 2005... I was stuck in 80s titty mode.
 

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Just one of the guys is a top 5 boner jam for me all time. Born in 83 I still watched it with older siblings very early, and I probably explains my lifelong tranny addiction
 
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