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The first game I ever played was Dragon Warrior.
I had no idea that I was going to be sucked into fantasy gaming for the rest of my life.
Glad I did tho, I love this stuff so much.
I was a pretty big fan of DW7. Wish I still had it.

Thread brought back some really good memories. +1
 
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Final Fantasy bros, I cannot stand first person battle screens... although I did think it was funny to have little ghosts follow you when one of your party was dead
 
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I'm not keeping up, but at one time I did hear that in the jurisdiction they lived in, there is no statute of limitations on rape. One of the few places in the country where that's true. But she's not alleging rape, so there might be a time limit on whatever she claimed happened if it was even illegal.
Ditto on the keeping up with the Joneses part so I probably stuck my foot in my mouth talking about rape like I did if that's not even the allegation. So.. if it's not even rape, to me that seems even MORE a publicity & smearing campaign than anything else. I just thought it was like "Oh this girl from like 2-3 decades ago claimed she was raped". If anyone wants to give me the ELI5 terse version, I'm all ears. I doubt I'd come out enlightened because, again, even with just the very very little info I've gleaned it seems like a bunch of cockamamie bullshit, and I'd be a little more prone to err on the side of a sexual assault victim's claim that most of you guys to be frank.

Example: That Harvey Weinstein vid of that cute girl with dark hair that she filmed pitching some script (?) or something and she got fat 7 years later... most of you I think were like, "yeah he's a creepy fuck but she was totally flirting back" or "she was awfully comfortable, laid back and smiling for then later claiming she was sexually harassed at the time". What a lot of you may not realize is that is precisely the reaction of a female who is uncomfortable as shit but desperately trying to keep it together. I see it in her words and mannerisms and a lot of other women could probably see it too... and y'all should know (I hope) I'm not a man-hater or feminist or anything like that (just a rational truth-seeker) and I also think #metoo has went too far in some situations. There are subtleties to a woman's discomfort that may not be as apparent due to the difference of the sexes and the inherent power that men have over women (sorry feminists... it's true). Harvey Weinstein had that shit coming for a looong time I'm pretty sure.

The first game I ever played was Dragon Warrior.
I had no idea that I was going to be sucked into fantasy gaming for the rest of my life.
Glad I did tho, I love this stuff so much.
I was a pretty big fan of DW7. Wish I still had it.

Thread brought back some really good memories. +1

Glad to hear it haha. Metal slimes, Magi-Wyverns, Green Dragons... Erdrick's armor, Stones of Sunlight, Hurtmore Spell... so many iconic things. I think a good chunk of us are here today because of Dragon Warrior and Final Fantasy... they groomed us for the high fantasy genre in gaming, which led to EQ, which led us here to congregate on FoH for a couple decades now!
 
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I'm fully aware that this is a 1st world problem of the highest order; but in my head it's like "well... that's fucking $400 for one game... one game you psycho!"
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Why ps4? not pc?

Three reasons:

#1 I don't have a DVD player or Smart TV, so my PS3 (which is the rarer kind which is 100% backward compatible with PS1&2) is what I use to watch DVDs and Netflix when me and the S.O. want to cuddle up and watch something. The PS3 has overheated a few times now and it has scared the shit out of me because I thought it was kaput for good (RLOD)! That would kill me :( So having a new entertainment system was a good idea.

#2 Call me old and retarded (I am LoL) but I wanted a controller with a system to play these games. I have a general rule of thumb with gaming that I'm pretty stringent about: FPS, MMORPGs, Point&Click games = PC. Everything else = Console. So basically it's like... The Last Of Us, Call Of Duty, BioShock etc on console = horrible experience. The God of Wars, Final Fantasies, Resident Evils, Mortal Kombats of the world on PC = horrible experience. Some games simply demand the visceral feel of a controller in hand instead of a keyboard on fingertips.

Now I'm not stupid, and before anyone says "Vanessa, you can buy a controller for the PC!" Yes, I can. But I cannot feasibly disconnect my PC to my TV anytime I want to game on a PC game. I'd need to do this because the games I listed above with the 'visceral controller feel' are also great couch sitting games with a big ol' TV view. Also, I've run into issues with compatibility with software with "newer" games (the latest of which was Elder Scrolls Oblivion... it never ran proper). As you may very well be aware Caliane due to an earlier post about that black guy getting hammered for his PC build... I know nothing about tech or hard/software on that end. I can get around GUIs on programs pretty well but know jack and shit about more technical PC stuff, including setting up stuff optimally, graphics cards, what vertex shading is, etc etc. So it's part ignorance on optimization and game installation, part not having a kick-ass gaming PC (My shitty Dell is like an old Chevy pickup at this point haha). A console takes away all that... consoles are easy heh.

#3 Less important of a reason is simply for having it to have it so that in the future, picking up a saved for new title or a cheap classic is easy. I've owned every PS, so it's tradition too :p
 

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If anyone wants to give me the ELI5 terse version, I'm all ears

First off, I don't think she's said anything other than what was in a letter that I'm not even sure we've seen. That's why the stories are running so crazy. The only thing I have heard her allege is that he pushed her on a bed, tried to forcefully kiss her, groped her breast outside her clothes and stopped because she was yelling. Oh yeah and put his hand over her mouth when she started yelling. There was something about the other dude in the room plopping down on the Ned too but I never got how that fit into the story. Then they left her alone and she claimed she locked herself in the bathroom the rest of the night and 30 years later she finally told someone during marriage counseling.

I tried to not interject my own opinions into that.
 

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First off, I don't think she's said anything other than what was in a letter that I'm not even sure we've seen. That's why the stories are running so crazy. The only thing I have heard her allege is that he pushed her on a bed, tried to forcefully kiss her, groped her breast outside her clothes and stopped because she was yelling. Oh yeah and put his hand over her mouth when she started yelling. There was something about the other dude in the room plopping down on the Ned too but I never got how that fit into the story. Then they left her alone and she claimed she locked herself in the bathroom the rest of the night and 30 years later she finally told someone during marriage counseling.

I tried to not interject my own opinions into that.

TL;DR
 

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Vanessa Vanessa I have an old fully BC PS3, I keep it around although I do not use it - just because that darn thing was a work horse and I spend many many hours on it :) I know the feels
 

Vanessa

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First off, I don't think she's said anything other than what was in a letter that I'm not even sure we've seen. That's why the stories are running so crazy. The only thing I have heard her allege is that he pushed her on a bed, tried to forcefully kiss her, groped her breast outside her clothes and stopped because she was yelling. Oh yeah and put his hand over her mouth when she started yelling. There was something about the other dude in the room plopping down on the Ned too but I never got how that fit into the story. Then they left her alone and she claimed she locked herself in the bathroom the rest of the night and 30 years later she finally told someone during marriage counseling.

I tried to not interject my own opinions into that.
Okay thanks... yeah that's definitely sexual assault. What's interesting as I think about it is where is the HARD LINE of what rape is? Is it as cut and dry as "If the peen is forced in the vajayjay, it is rape and then and only then do you call this rape" ? That's fine. If that's the line between rape and sexual assault, so be it. He didn't rape her, he sexually assaulted her. I think I would call it rape if a man physically battered and overpowered me (vast majority of men could) and forced himself on me sexually, yes, to include "just" grabbing my tits and kissing me and covering my mouth to stifle my verbal protests but no penetration. I would be fucking terrified if that happened... TERRIFIED. Not being dramatic here my dudes, that would fuck me up bad as a -woman- now. But I also feel definitions are extremely important and especially so with serious cases and issues such as sexual assault and rape.

Now, I'm still set on this being an ugly revenge/smear campaign. Fuck the legal statute of limitations (though laws are laws [be it local or national] and must be executed lawfully), it's ridiculous if literally 30 years have passed and this only comes to light when the man has fame and repute now.

With that said, the thing with shit like this and the spotlight of #metoo this past year, I don't think when women come forth with stuff like this that it is complete horseshit. I'm firmly in the camp that where there is smoke, there is fire. Human motive needs to be assessed and taken into context properly.

Sounds like a sticky situation indeed, and also sounds like there's no happy conclusion to any of this for either side. I would sympathize with the woman and she would have my sincere pity and solidarity for this horrible moment in her life if this is precisely how it went down, but after 30 years... just let it lie dead in the past lady.

I hope that somewhat satisfied what you were curious about Erronius Erronius
 
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3. You're trying to get me killed IRL aren't you? Fuck Allah and fuck Islam. Any religion where I cannot say what I literally just said due to receiving death threats is a shit religion. Say what I said but replace Allah and Islam with God and The Bible... I would literally feel sorry for you for saying that, not want to MURDER you for it. That is the flashing beacon of what an evil religion is... a religion of violence and murder, and Sharia Law demands this for non-believers.

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Example: That Harvey Weinstein vid of that cute girl with dark hair that she filmed pitching some script (?) or something and she got fat 7 years later... most of you I think were like, "yeah he's a creepy fuck but she was totally flirting back" or "she was awfully comfortable, laid back and smiling for then later claiming she was sexually harassed at the time". What a lot of you may not realize is that is precisely the reaction of a female who is uncomfortable as shit but desperately trying to keep it together. I see it in her words and mannerisms and a lot of other women could probably see it too... and y'all should know (I hope) I'm not a man-hater or feminist or anything like that (just a rational truth-seeker) and I also think #metoo has went too far in some situations. There are subtleties to a woman's discomfort that may not be as apparent due to the difference of the sexes and the inherent power that men have over women (sorry feminists... it's true). Harvey Weinstein had that shit coming for a looong time I'm pretty sure.

This reminds me of the Aziz Ansari deal. Especially the debate over the allegation that Aziz 'ignored her non-verbal cues'
 

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Okay guys, this is getting somewhat Johnny53 esque

Basically I met my SO's brother for the first time today at her house today. I also met his girlfriend. I liked them, she especially seemed chill, sweet and relatable. The brother was a bundle of energy I couldn't be around for long periods of time. You know those types? We chatted a bit, ate tacos, smoked, hung out and did the usual. The SO was going to come stay the night but plans fell through so I went on home and fired up my shiny new PS4 for the evening. I was all excited that I was finally alone with DQ11 for the night, then I got these texts:

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Pink = my girl's name, Blue = Her brother. No other way to interpret this other than my GF's brother who has a GF of his own wants to fuck me.
Around 12:30pm I get a normal text from the SO telling me goodnight so she has no clue he stole her phone and sent me that shit.

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I can't even make this shit up...
 
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Okay guys, this is getting somewhat Johnny53 esque

Basically I met my SO's brother for the first time today at her house today. I also met his girlfriend. I liked them, she especially seemed chill, sweet and relatable. The brother was a bundle of energy I couldn't be around for long periods of time. You know those types? We chatted a bit, ate tacos, smoked, hung out and did the usual. The SO was going to come stay the night but plans fell through so I went on home and fired up my shiny new PS4 for the evening. I was all excited that I was finally alone with DQ11 for the night, then I got these texts:

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Pink = my girl's name, Blue = Her brother. No other way to interpret this other than my GF's brother who has a GF of his own wants to fuck me.
Around 12:30pm I get a normal text from the SO telling me goodnight so she has no clue he stole her phone and sent me that shit.

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I can't even make this shit up...

This is like someone threw together a porn plot using every kink you could think of. You have the potential for cheating, cuckolding, incest, transsexual, and threesome or foursome. Are any of the others black, into BDSM, or a midget?
 
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Okay . . .

I don't even know what to write here.

???

I Jonesing(ed) your post as I kinda wanted to put a reaction. It's kinda only a part of how I felt, we don't really have a reaction icon for this sort of situation.
 
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Removing the tranny angle and gay angle, my reaction would be to instantly inform SO, assuming you really give a shit about them. Bird dogging brother deserves to eat a huge shit sandwich. Does he know you are packing dong? If not there are some lulz to be had.
 
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How crazy is the brother? He did say he'd kill her. Does the brother post here?
 

Vanessa

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Okay . . .

I don't even know what to write here.

???

I Jonesing(ed) your post as I kinda wanted to put a reaction. It's kinda only a part of how I felt, we don't really have a reaction icon for this sort of situation.
LoL! Well I got up and was having my cherished morning coffee and read this and it's taken me a few hours to pull away from the PS4 this morning, so a few things:

(To get this off the table) DragonQuest 11 is shaping up to be the best single-player gaming experience of my lifetime. FF7's three-decade long reign may be over! I'll post in the appropriate thread later on concerning this utter masterpiece of gaming.

Anyway, this "situation" as you called it isn't a reflection on myself or anyone else but the brother. I hope no one misinterpreted me saying "I liked him and his girlfriend" as the like like sorta thing. As I said, he was the type of high-energy person who I couldn't tolerate being around for more than a set length of time. He seemed like the kind of guy who would wear TapOut and Ed Hardy brand clothes, put it that way. Just waaay too amped up... While I'm gregarious and definitely a type A personality, I'm still a soft-spoken, chill kinda gal IRL; somewhat quiet as I bet a lot of you are. Dude was too much for me. But it's her family sooo; how far does that apple fall, really?

So here's the question: am I going to tell the SO? Honestly don't know. Still kinda processing what a piece of work this guy is. This is a Jerry Jerry situation that no one typed up how to handle in a nice little square dialogue box on page 1,408 of the Life's Handbook that we are given at birth, obv. So I'm not even sure I it's my "civic duty" TO tell her because some things are best not discussed at the family dinner table years down the road. ...and Soygen yes, he's probably crazy. He did time. Phaz, I'm pretty sure he knows I have dongo. I haven't spoken to her this morning and I'm trying to stretch that out as long as possible. Keep in mind this is the same girl I called the police on in the TGWBYH thread so the whole family may be fucked. God I wish I had some normalcy in a relationship but then again, as a tranny, I realize that that's an awfully ironic and paradoxal request LoL!

Idk guys, it just seems like I'm a living breathing "turn-you-gay-5000" machine to every guy I meet. In person I think it's much worse (and was basically, in more or less words, told this).

So... who's still down for that East-Coast FoH meet-up?!?
 

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Drop the SO. Those kinds of issues are deal breakers in family and iirc you already said very on/off again relationship and existing drama.
 
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