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Taiwan surgeon performs self-vasectomy as ‘gift for wife’, sparks heated debate

Breast augmentation expert crosses his legs and snips his sperm duct on video, ‘weird’ procedure gets more than 4 million views online.
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Looks perfectly safe. Have at it, FoH bros.
 
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Adebisi

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I've had four women tell me they're pumped I have a vasectomy and let me bust inside

Just don't get AIDS
 
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my (x) wife at the time said there was no difference in my load after a bj. as others said, a few days where you need to be slow and gentle with everything. you have no idea how often you're flexing your taint until you try not to.

after my divorce, i've had a few ladies get excited when I tell them i've had the snip.
 
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Adebisi said:
I've had four women tell me they're pumped I have a vasectomy and let me bust inside

Just don't get AIDS
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Underrated benefit.

I don't remember the exact conversation, but I had a woman tell me "good, then finish inside like a man."

Didn't realize that was such a hot button issue. Are you a child for pulling out? Some kinda sideways hat wearing, Fred Durst looking motherfucker?
 
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Gotta pay for the good vasectomy. Don't get the one on Wish
 
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Cutlery said:
Underrated benefit.

I don't remember the exact conversation, but I had a woman tell me "good, then finish inside like a man."

Didn't realize that was such a hot button issue. Are you a child for pulling out? Some kinda sideways hat wearing, Fred Durst looking motherfucker?
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My wife was happy when I got the snip because we could finish inside, made cleanup a lot easier. I had made a game of trying to hit her face after pulling out and usually just her hair which she found annoying.
 
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Do condoms not count in this context? I get males complaining about condoms, but females probably shouldn't be able to tell.

Or is it that you made a permanent sacrifice(for them?) is what gets them turned on?
 
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Deathwing said:
Do condoms not count in this context? I get males complaining about condoms, but females probably shouldn't be able to tell.

Or is it that you made a permanent sacrifice(for them?) is what gets them turned on?
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I would rather pull out than do condoms, for sure. My wife hated them too, she greatly prefers the bare skin. She said it does feel quite different.
 
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My wife was happy when I got the snip because we could finish inside, made cleanup a lot easier. I had made a game of trying to hit her face after pulling out and usually just her hair which she found annoying.
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Nothing's cleaner than a bj, fight me
 
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Deathwing said:
Do condoms not count in this context? I get males complaining about condoms, but females probably shouldn't be able to tell.

Or is it that you made a permanent sacrifice(for them?) is what gets them turned on?
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Every woman I've ever been with says unanimously that condoms suck, and they have wanted to get off of them faster than I did.
 
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Deathwing said:
Do condoms not count in this context? I get males complaining about condoms, but females probably shouldn't be able to tell.

Or is it that you made a permanent sacrifice(for them?) is what gets them turned on?
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Both I and my wife think condoms suck, for all that we're currently using them because she's having reactions to multiple birth control modalities. As far as finishing inside, it's definitely an independent turn on for some women. Makes sense from an evolutionary reproduction perspective.
 
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Very strange, I can't think of any anatomical reason it should change your orgasm at all. Maybe thats connected to why you have pain occasionally.
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Tangental, when I had my back surgery, they go in through the front. Never knew I'd have a C section. For a couple months after, I am kinda hazy on memory, but thought I recall getting some random ball pain here and there, and the biggest thing was pathetically weak small nuts. Thankfully wasn't permanent.
 
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Captain Suave said:
Both I and my wife think condoms suck, for all that we're currently using them because she's having reactions to multiple birth control modalities. As far as finishing inside, it's definitely an independent turn on for some women. Makes sense from an evolutionary reproduction perspective.
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Tried them again recently after years of bareback. Sure, it wasn't nothing, but it wasn't nearly as bad as I remember. I get the finishing inside aspect, but condoms offer that as well.

I think I'm going pass on the operation. The rare horror stories presented in this thread are just that, but still hard to entirely dismiss. What's more concerning is the amount of inconsistency in the procedure itself. Even within the same practice itself, I've found providers will do the vasectomy differently. Ligation, clips, sutures, cautery, interfacial positioning, etc. It's a lot and I know I'm not qualified to make that decision.

As Cutlery mentioned, the consultation(at least mine) didn't discuss complications nor the possibility of post vasectomy pain syndrome. Is it X% of guys have complications or X% of guys that are willing to talk/do something about it? That, combined with what seems like a medical field that's still undergoing significant maturation, makes me hesitant.

Sperm granuloma is a pair of words I'd rather not know.
 
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Deathwing said:
Tried them again recently after years of bareback. Sure, it wasn't nothing, but it wasn't nearly as bad as I remember. I get the finishing inside aspect, but condoms offer that as well.

I think I'm going pass on the operation. The rare horror stories presented in this thread are just that, but still hard to entirely dismiss. What's more concerning is the amount of inconsistency in the procedure itself. Even within the same practice itself, I've found providers will do the vasectomy differently. Ligation, clips, sutures, cautery, interfacial positioning, etc. It's a lot and I know I'm not qualified to make that decision.

As Cutlery mentioned, the consultation(at least mine) didn't discuss complications nor the possibility of post vasectomy pain syndrome. Is it X% of guys have complications or X% of guys that are willing to talk/do something about it? That, combined with what seems like a medical field that's still undergoing significant maturation, makes me hesitant.

Sperm granuloma is a pair of words I'd rather not know.
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I'm positive it's X% of guys willing to talk about it


I am absolutely shocked at how many guys I bring it up to in RL who say "yeah, mine didn't go well either."
 
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Cutlery said:
I'm positive it's X% of guys willing to talk about it


I am absolutely shocked at how many guys I bring it up to in RL who say "yeah, mine didn't go well either."
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That could cut both ways though. On the one hand, I'd be unlikely to talk about dick issues with random people, even if asked. I don't know how that information is helpful to them.

On the other hand, with it being such a serious issue, how could people not bring it back up to their doctors? One would think the surgical doctor at the very least would hear about it and register a negative feedback.
 
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That could cut both ways though. On the one hand, I'd be unlikely to talk about dick issues with random people, even if asked. I don't know how that information is helpful to them.

On the other hand, with it being such a serious issue, how could people not bring it back up to their doctors? One would think the surgical doctor at the very least would hear about it and register a negative feedback.
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Oh I'm sure the guy who is a urethra away from a malpractice lawsuit isn't actively discussing discontent directly with patients...
 
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Oh I'm sure the guy who is a urethra away from a malpractice lawsuit isn't actively discussing discontent directly with patients...
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Bad outcomes aren't malpractice. People have bad outcomes. Malpractice is when you do something that falls below the standard of care. If they performed the procedure exactly as they're supposed to and the patient had a bad outcome, that is not malpractice.

Thats why I want to see some MRI's of these people who are having pain so we can see what they did and start trying to figure out whats causing the pain. If you stay silent and don't investigate, nothing will change and more guys will have the same outcome.
 
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