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Talenvor said:
Had my vas today. I'm about 4 hours post surgery and doing ok. Feels kinda like I got kicked in the nuts, but more of the dull pain rather than intense. Took one of the pain meds they gave me just to make this first phase as easy as possible. Hope to have smooth sailing from here on out.

Did anyone else have a brief almost sad realization as you walked out of the dr office that even if you wanted to have more kids ( we don't!) that you cant now? Probably just my sentimental self.
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Not I, just focused on all the creampies in the future.
 
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Adebisi

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Talenvor said:
Did anyone else have a brief almost sad realization as you walked out of the dr office that even if you wanted to have more kids ( we don't!) that you cant now?
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They can always hook up the cables again
 
Oblio

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Talenvor said:
Had my vas today. I'm about 4 hours post surgery and doing ok. Feels kinda like I got kicked in the nuts, but more of the dull pain rather than intense. Took one of the pain meds they gave me just to make this first phase as easy as possible. Hope to have smooth sailing from here on out.

Did anyone else have a brief almost sad realization as you walked out of the dr office that even if you wanted to have more kids ( we don't!) that you cant now? Probably just my sentimental self.
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Nope, in fact we are planning on adopting a little girl. I already have 2 boys, this way I don't play the biological lottery & hope we get a girl.
 
Mures

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Oblio said:
Nope, in fact we are planning on adopting a little girl. I already have 2 boys, this way I don't play the biological lottery & hope we get a girl.
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Sure if you have your babies the ol' fashioned way. Did you have any sperm frozen prior?
 
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Mures said:
Sure if you have your babies the ol' fashioned way. Did you have any sperm frozen prior?
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Nope, already had my two boys & at the time I had no desire for anymore biological kids (still don't). I am excited to adopt, I think there is a little girl out there that needs us & for that matter, we need her as well.
 
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Talenvor said:
Had my vas today. I'm about 4 hours post surgery and doing ok. Feels kinda like I got kicked in the nuts, but more of the dull pain rather than intense. Took one of the pain meds they gave me just to make this first phase as easy as possible. Hope to have smooth sailing from here on out.

Did anyone else have a brief almost sad realization as you walked out of the dr office that even if you wanted to have more kids ( we don't!) that you cant now? Probably just my sentimental self.
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Yea, I had that feeling too. The dull kicked in the nuts feeling persists for about a week I'd say. I had sex 5 days out, you have to be careful because in certain positions your nuts will hit and it'll hurt. Haha. The first ejaculation is very nerve-wracking cuz you're like, IS MY SHIT GONNA WORK. But yes, it still works.
 
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Cad said:
The first ejaculation is very nerve-wracking cuz you're like, IS MY SHIT GONNA WORK. But yes, it still works.
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Yeah, until you jizz blood.

Oh, did I leave that part out of my horror story?
 
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Yea but, safe to say thats not normal.
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And a damned good thing for that. You wanna talk about mental health killers, that's top of the fucking list.

Not to mention the poor woman...
 
Larnix

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I'm scheduled for 4/20 ( happy herbal pain medicine day). As it was getting closer I started to have some 2nd thoughts. Last month the wife was a week late with her period and we were a wreck. Now I am back to can't fkn wait!
 
TheNozz

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Geezus whats with all these horror stories?

Got mine done back in '07 and it was a breeze.

Was back at work after just over a week and that job involved heavy lifting.

from what i can remember, they made a small incision, pulled out the vas deferens, snipped and then burned the ends with acid.

Pretty much iced up my junk 24/7 for that week and I was good to go, yanked it like 4 days after the surgery no problemo.

Maybe I'm just that badass.
 
Larnix

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Had mine last Thursday, everything seems to be going fine, lots of ice. I still wake up with my normal morning wood but have not jerked it or had sex yet.
 
Rabkorik

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I have mine scheduled for the 14th. Wish me luck - I wish I wouldn't have found this thread.
 
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When it goes well you just don't hear about it as much as people with bad experiences.
 
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