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TheNozz

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I didn't get any pain killers, was told to just ice it ASAP. No swelling=no pain.

I had mine iced up nearly 24/7: I remember the first time i went to take a leak, I thought my little friend had disappeared.
 

Ryoz

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They offered some sort of anxiety medication pre-op, but I'm stubborn and refused it.

I had mine done 5 days ago and was also going to forgo the anxiety med, but my doc told me its also is for your balls. Relaxes some kind of reflex or muscle when they’re handling your giblets.

Anyway, worst part was the local. Took a few of the narco but didn’t really need them. Ice and supportive undies were the real champ (I actually put whities over my boxer briefs for extra support).

How long did you guys wait to have a tug? My doc recommended 7 - 10 days.
 

Hatorade

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I had mine done 5 days ago and was also going to forgo the anxiety med, but my doc told me its also is for your balls. Relaxes some kind of reflex or muscle when they’re handling your giblets.

Anyway, worst part was the local. Took a few of the narco but didn’t really need them. Ice and supportive undies were the real champ (I actually put whities over my boxer briefs for extra support).

How long did you guys wait to have a tug? My doc recommended 7 - 10 days.

I tried it that night...maybe it was the next day. No issues, still all good.
 

Faith

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10 days, its not like you can not come, but it will be blanks. If she somehow become pregenant its not yours and you can (dependict on country) demand an fathership test within 30 days. Also this will be proof that you are not the father.
 

Cad

scientia potentia est
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Do you regret doing it, 'bisi? Divorce and all that jazz considered?

I might be older than him but even if my wife got hit by a truck today I would not want any more kids with anybody.
 
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lurkingdirk

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But what if your wife tried to run you over with a truck so that you wouldn't have any more kids with anyone else?

Asking for a friend.
 

fris

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Had my snip a few years ago, divorced last year.

When I told my current gf I had been snipped, her reaction was "oh fuck yeah" and proceeded to fuck my brains out. I couldn't help but think how grateful I am to my X for making this happen. 😎
 

Izo

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Assert dominance. Put a plug in them not us.
 

Deathwing

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Probably just looking for an excuse not get one done, but the thought of metal clips in my balls is not sitting well with me. Additionally, I get the bill for the consultation and there's no website to pay. Both of these seem like red flags for being outdated. How much that actually matters, idk.

Is it worth finding a urologist that does cauterization instead of clips?
 

Siliconemelons

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Vasweb.com dr doug stine is the man apparently - known many that used him- he made the proceadure and has been training a bunch o people in the east coast - dunno if he is in your area.
 

Cad

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Probably just looking for an excuse not get one done, but the thought of metal clips in my balls is not sitting well with me. Additionally, I get the bill for the consultation and there's no website to pay. Both of these seem like red flags for being outdated. How much that actually matters, idk.

Is it worth finding a urologist that does cauterization instead of clips?
I got the clips 10 years ago or so now. Absolutely no problems, have busted thousands of clean nuts since then.
 
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Cutlery

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I'm sure it's like anything else. 1000 different ways it can go. New tech doesn't necessarily mean bad, old tech doesn't necessarily mean worse. Maybe that surgeon just thinks the shit is more reliable and less side effects. Who can say.

I'm like 10 years on from mine now. Pain is still there occasionally, but nothing like it used to be. But, on the flip side - it made my orgasms like 5x better. Honestly worth a couple minutes of feeling like you got kicked in the balls once or twice a month. So, even when shit goes wrong, sometimes it still works out okay.
 
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Noodleface

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Thinking about getting a consult for this. Wife can't have any more kids due to health reasons so I don't want to accidentally load her up.