Vote for moderator(s) 2016?

Not even that lucky, she only complains about her job and FEMA.

Mist would end up charging you with rape 5 months after he gave you that hand job.

chthonic-anemos_sl said:

are they

A)distant reluctant sideways jobs
B)cheerful kawaii massages
C)vigorous whore jobs w/ eye contact while breathing down the barrel
D)close-up, hot, breathing each other
E)prosthesis

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All of the above in various stages. Sometimes one stage will be 30 seconds, sometimes 30 minutes. Reluctant sideways gives way to cheerful massage. Straight in to close up, then prosthesis. He varies the order.

How do you throw your hat in the ring?

Brahma_sl said:

How do you throw your hat in the ring?

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Unfortunately Brahma, you have to blood in.

Will there be background checks? Because, you know, there was that thing...

Are you racist if you don't vote for Brahma?

Do we have affirmative action here?

All kidding aside, Brahma seems like one of the more level-headed dudes here. Except for his McDonald's shoes.

Request noodlemods seat be called the grand cyclops seat

I had to look up what that even was

In the glossary of your klan manual?

Soygen_sl said:

Can I sell my seat?

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Might be worth an handy from Mist.

I didn't think Noodle seat was up for election.

Please don't make me have sex with brahma, he lives uncomfortably close to my work, probably right down the street

Get free of your white guilt. Vote for Brahma! You muthafuckers....

I'm not apposed to selling banner space for candidates! Haha.

Teljair_sl said:

I'm not apposed to selling banner space for candidates! Haha.

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Not apposed? You should of spelled that word rite.

Are we sure it was a ddos and teljair didn't just huff glue and fuck something up?