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Tuco

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That is the gayest overview possible for 40k. If that is actually the tagline and not some retard woman or AI writing something off Wikipedia, this is definitely fucked.

Overview:

It is the 41st Millennium. For more than a hundred centuries The Emperor has sat immobile on the Golden Throne of Earth. He is the Master of Mankind by the will of the gods, and master of a million worlds by the might of his inexhaustible armies. He is a rotting carcass writhing invisibly with power from the Dark Age of Technology. He is the Carrion Lord of the Imperium for whom a thousand souls are sacrificed every day, so that he may never truly die.
 
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Tuco

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A WH40k series done in pseudo stop-animation ala the Lego movies might be pretty good.

 
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That is the gayest overview possible for 40k. If that is actually the tagline and not some retard woman or AI writing something off Wikipedia, this is definitely fucked.

Overview:

It is the 41st Millennium. For more than a hundred centuries The Emperor has sat immobile on the Golden Throne of Earth. He is the Master of Mankind by the will of the gods, and master of a million worlds by the might of his inexhaustible armies. He is a rotting carcass writhing invisibly with power from the Dark Age of Technology. He is the Carrion Lord of the Imperium for whom a thousand souls are sacrificed every day, so that he may never truly die.

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"Yet even in his deathless state, the Emperor continues his eternal vigilance. Mighty battlefleets cross the daemon-infested miasma of the Warp, the only route between distant stars, their way lit by the Astronomican, the psychic manifestation of the Emperor's will. Vast armies give battle in His name on uncounted worlds. Greatest amongst his soldiers are the Adeptus Astartes, the Space Marines, bio-engineered super-warriors. Their comrades in arms are legion: the Imperial Guard and countless planetary defence forces, the ever-vigilant Inquisition and the tech-priests of the Adeptus Mechanicus to name only a few. But for all their multitudes, they are barely enough to hold off the ever-present threat to humanity from aliens, heretics, mutants -- and far, far worse. To be a man in such times is to be one amongst untold billions. It is to live in the cruelest and most bloody regime imaginable. These are the tales of those times. Forget the power of technology and science, for so much has been forgotten, never to be relearned. Forget the promise of progress and understanding, for in the grim dark future there is only war. There is no peace amongst the stars, only an eternity of carnage and slaughter, and the laughter of thirsting gods."
 
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Tuco

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Writing an overview for a show without knowing what it's covering is presumptuous.

Watch Games Workshop and Henry Cavill convince Amazon to develop a show that doesn't cover the Horus Heresy, Tyranids, Orks or even include the Imperium of Man. They instead opt to cover the noble Thyrrus, with all characters in season 1 of that species. I want to see the overview for that show.


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Did Amazon force the change for the show? Does that bother you?

Assumed since that might be the case then you would talk about it here, not table top. Go figure.

Was curious enough to ask, not enough to bother scouring the site.
 

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Did Amazon force the change for the show? Does that bother you?

Assumed since that might be the case then you would talk about it here, not table top. Go figure.

Was curious enough to ask, not enough to bother scouring the site.

The TV show doesn't exist, so not sure why anyone would post about the tabletop game IP in a thread about a speculative TV Show.
 
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