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Ambiturner

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?????????????

would it have been absurd if it was a female actor asking to not show her dark meat?

Who the fuck watched Witcher 'for the sex scenes?'

You serious? Lots of chicks. Women that wouldn't normally give a shit about a Witcher show loved him in it.

Based on that and the shittiness of the writers, I wouldn't be surprised if they started going down some 50 Shades of Gray chick flick route and this was his way of saying "Fuck that"
 
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Zweischneid

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I mean, who in their right mind ever watched anything Henry Cavill for stuff above the neck?

The proverbial paint drying has more acting range than that mug.

From Superman to Witcher, the sole reason he's ever been in front of a camera were .... aaabbs.


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Sylas

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i'm guessing that the writers wanted a 3 way love triangle between Geralt Yennefer and Ciri and Henry told them to pound fucking sand ciri is his fucking daughter you pedo groomer pieces of shit and then the writers got all butthurt.
 
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Daezuel

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More like they wanted him to do a sex scene with Triss and said that's not believable.
 
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Tuco

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lazy fucker. It's alleged to be the transcript from an upcoming Deuxmoi podcast (whoever the fuck that is), is only a partial, and is the beginning of what appears to be a smear campaign against Cavill.


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The petty bleating of a coattail riding sheep being ignored by the lion.

Henry Cavil can do no wrong and will make this WH40k TV series the greatest scifi space opera since Battlestar Galactica.

I don't even care what era or plotlines are used but the more that the astartes are kept as unassailable demigods the better. The books that go into the trials of them and humanize them kind of tarnish the appeal.
 
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Gavinmad

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I don't even care what era or plotlines are used but the more that the astartes are kept as unassailable demigods the better. The books that go into the trials of them and humanize them kind of tarnish the appeal.
What the fuck Tuco, since when did you still have good takes?
 

Chanur

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The petty bleating of a coattail riding sheep being ignored by the lion.

Henry Cavil can do no wrong and will make this WH40k TV series the greatest scifi space opera since Battlestar Galactica.

I don't even care what era or plotlines are used but the more that the astartes are kept as unassailable demigods the better. The books that go into the trials of them and humanize them kind of tarnish the appeal.
Keep them as the Emperor's Angels.
 

Burns

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nah the other mage bitch is super hot

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That's who I had at number 1, since Ciri was a teenager.

Being the second or third most attractive woman on a show of mostly ugly women, still makes her the second or third most attractive woman on the show...

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Penance

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I though yen looked pretty hot in the show. Tris and the black bitch are the 2 worst casting decisions in the past decade.

But who cares it's all heresy now.

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