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Palum
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That is the gayest overview possible for 40k. If that is actually the tagline and not some retard woman or AI writing something off Wikipedia, this is definitely fucked.
Overview:
It is the 41st Millennium. For more than a hundred centuries The Emperor has sat immobile on the Golden Throne of Earth. He is the Master of Mankind by the will of the gods, and master of a million worlds by the might of his inexhaustible armies. He is a rotting carcass writhing invisibly with power from the Dark Age of Technology. He is the Carrion Lord of the Imperium for whom a thousand souls are sacrificed every day, so that he may never truly die.
Overview:
It is the 41st Millennium. For more than a hundred centuries The Emperor has sat immobile on the Golden Throne of Earth. He is the Master of Mankind by the will of the gods, and master of a million worlds by the might of his inexhaustible armies. He is a rotting carcass writhing invisibly with power from the Dark Age of Technology. He is the Carrion Lord of the Imperium for whom a thousand souls are sacrificed every day, so that he may never truly die.
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OU Ariakas
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Cont'd
"Yet even in his deathless state, the Emperor continues his eternal vigilance. Mighty battlefleets cross the daemon-infested miasma of the Warp, the only route between distant stars, their way lit by the Astronomican, the psychic manifestation of the Emperor's will. Vast armies give battle in His name on uncounted worlds. Greatest amongst his soldiers are the Adeptus Astartes, the Space Marines, bio-engineered super-warriors. Their comrades in arms are legion: the Imperial Guard and countless planetary defence forces, the ever-vigilant Inquisition and the tech-priests of the Adeptus Mechanicus to name only a few. But for all their multitudes, they are barely enough to hold off the ever-present threat to humanity from aliens, heretics, mutants -- and far, far worse. To be a man in such times is to be one amongst untold billions. It is to live in the cruelest and most bloody regime imaginable. These are the tales of those times. Forget the power of technology and science, for so much has been forgotten, never to be relearned. Forget the promise of progress and understanding, for in the grim dark future there is only war. There is no peace amongst the stars, only an eternity of carnage and slaughter, and the laughter of thirsting gods."
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Tuco
I got Tuco'd!
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Writing an overview for a show without knowing what it's covering is presumptuous.
Watch Games Workshop and Henry Cavill convince Amazon to develop a show that doesn't cover the Horus Heresy, Tyranids, Orks or even include the Imperium of Man. They instead opt to cover the noble Thyrrus, with all characters in season 1 of that species. I want to see the overview for that show.
wh40k.lexicanum.com
Watch Games Workshop and Henry Cavill convince Amazon to develop a show that doesn't cover the Horus Heresy, Tyranids, Orks or even include the Imperium of Man. They instead opt to cover the noble Thyrrus, with all characters in season 1 of that species. I want to see the overview for that show.
Thyrrus - Warhammer 40k - Lexicanum
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Izo
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Palum
what Suineg set it to
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Palum
what Suineg set it to
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The TV show doesn't exist, so not sure why anyone would post about the tabletop game IP in a thread about a speculative TV Show.
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Rabbit_Games
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The hypocrisy is that I've never, in my 53 years on this Earth, ever heard a man complain that Wonder Woman came from an island of only women, didn't need to act like a hateful cunt to be a strong, independent woman, or that Steve Trevor was the sidekick without being incompetent. Fuck DEI and their bullshit arguments.
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spronk
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the henry cavill w40k tv show may be dead
games workshop and amazon have 4 months to ink a deal on the content of the show and future movies or the deal is dead.
Unconfirmed rumors are that Amazon wants at least half the cast to be women including imperial guards etc (i don't know the technical terms, the space marine dudes in giant power suits) and Games workshop doesn't want that. Could be fake but its hard to see what else Games Workshop really gives a shit about
games workshop and amazon have 4 months to ink a deal on the content of the show and future movies or the deal is dead.
Unconfirmed rumors are that Amazon wants at least half the cast to be women including imperial guards etc (i don't know the technical terms, the space marine dudes in giant power suits) and Games workshop doesn't want that. Could be fake but its hard to see what else Games Workshop really gives a shit about
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