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Hoss

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How many gallons you got

Did you know in socialist Venezuela everyone gets the same gallons

I can't give you an exact number because of opsec. But i will tell you I had an underground tank installed. Then I realized if someone wanted to steal my gas, that's the first place they'd look. So I pumped all the gas from the underground tank to an elevated tank and now I store water in the underground tank.
 

Oldbased

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I am sad you people are not entertained. I put much effort into gas tank education derail. Fuck off.
 
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Oldbased

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Work is absolutely nuts about Irma. We are the satellite hub for all of the national guard units doing disaster relief. Now we are prepping for Irma pretty hard and it could all be wasted time but I guess that's not a bad thing.
It's odd to see so many models track the same and around DC-NewYork no less. Still 8 days is a long time for predictions. That high pressure needs to get its ass moving eastward.
 

Palum

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I heard Venezuelan carburetors never need adjustment due to the socialized gasoline
 
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TheBeagle

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Anyone smell burning?

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Screamfeeder

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You missed a great opportunity to go with something like "The American Dream for California Dreamers" or "Libtards" or something to that effect. You went with a generic stroke joke.

Sad.

Burbank is burning to the ground.
 
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TheBeagle

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You missed a great opportunity to go with something like "The American Dream for California Dreamers" or "Libtards" or something to that effect. You went with a generic stroke joke.

Sad.

Burbank is burning to the ground.

Eh, it's late and you reminde me of the Soprano's scene where Carmine strokes out at the golf club. Didn't know it was burning, a link would have been helpful, hope you make it through ok. Stay safe.
 

Oldbased

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You missed a great opportunity to go with something like "The American Dream for California Dreamers" or "Libtards" or something to that effect. You went with a generic stroke joke.

Sad.

Burbank is burning to the ground.
LA burning. Houston flooding. Irma coming in( currently Miami to Virginia Beach but changing every few hours ), NK setting off Hydrogen bombs( which caused a secondary quake 8 minutes later when the whole testing facility/tunnels collapsed ), quake storms in Yellowstone/Montana the past month and now in Idaho today we get this:

Shit gettin real up on this planet.
Next thing you know someone will try in say a planet killer asteroid flew by or something or that Syfy will cancel Dark Matter. That is how we know the end times have really come.

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Maybe they'll fucking merge.
 

Oldbased

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Wouldn't Harvey pushing Irma south into the shallow waters of Bahama mama weaken it considerably though? Rather have a Cat 2 hit Miami than a Cat 3-5 hit someplace else up the coast. It'll be moving so fast and so weakened out that the surge wouldn't be near as terrible and rain will be less of an issue if it keeps on truckin through. So in a sense Harvey may save us all, or at least our God King.
 

Oldbased

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I was certain hurricanes crossing Bahamas usually weakened due to stability issues of the land and shallow water. Oh well. At least SyFy will get an idea and we'll get Crocknado out of this.
 

A5150Ylee

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The land usually slows it down because of the disruption of the air currents. When Charlie went over land in Florida, it strengthened because there are no hills in Florida and it was over the everglades which is really shallow hot water.

I'm surprised Crocnado was not the first idea.
 

edko

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Wouldn't Harvey pushing Irma south into the shallow waters of Bahama mama weaken it considerably though? Rather have a Cat 2 hit Miami than a Cat 3-5 hit someplace else up the coast. It'll be moving so fast and so weakened out that the surge wouldn't be near as terrible and rain will be less of an issue if it keeps on truckin through. So in a sense Harvey may save us all, or at least our God King.

Waters in the Bahamas and the Florida Straits are still in the high 80s. It's a gas pump and the islands are no impediment.