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BoozeCube

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I wonder how many are crazy enough to just stay in the Keys/Miami/etc and try to ride it out? Even my friends in Tampa are shuttering their windows and shit.

Everyone in Sarasota, Bradenton, Saint Pete are just putting storm shutters and shit up and throwing Hurricane parties. Sad this picture is fucking accurate as shit. Makes me regret moving back to this state at times.

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Drakurii

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Everyone in Sarasota, Bradenton, Saint Pete are just putting storm shutters and shit up and throwing Hurricane parties. Sad this picture is fucking accurate as shit. Makes me regret moving back to this state at times.

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LOL, by the time this is over Florida will only be worth 1 electoral vote
 
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BoozeCube

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Never say never when it comes to Mother Nature. No one thought a storm this big was even possible in the Atlantic. It resembles some of the monster Super Typhoons in the Western Pacific.

Jose is now a Cat 4.

Yeah but are there sharks in the Hurricane like CNN said?
 
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BoozeCube

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LOL, by the time this is over Florida will only be worth 1 electoral vote

They should just give Florida 0 electoral votes, when you move here you give up all political opinion, this would also nullify all votes of people who vacation here or live here 1/2 the year.
 
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Chanur

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Picked up stuff to make hurricanes. #Cajungirlfriend.
 
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BoozeCube

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See if the Basketball Americans were smart they could do a solid 12 or so hours of looting then drive north. To bad they won't start looting until after it floods though, Wakandan how you gonna steal in a flood we know you can't swim.

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Siliconemelons

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Wife going nuts because I don't have shit to board our Windows... they have film on them but she is all omg-ing
 
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BoozeCube

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My house is hurricane proof cause it's in the middle of the desert surrounded by mountains.

Better watch your shit or Wind Wizard Trump might just spawn one on your land, but probably not, unless you are housing little Mexican babies then he will.
 
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Merrith

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Jose a 4 now too. Thankfully its track should keep it out to sea.
 
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Soygen

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Well preparations are complete on my end. I'm going to enjoy my final night of internet, video games and (most importantly) air conditioning. Going to get shitfaced tonight.
 
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Chanur

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Well preparations are complete on my end. I'm going to enjoy my final night of internet, video games and (most importantly) air conditioning. Going to get shitfaced tonight.

If you need to flee north you can join our survival closet in Orlando. The booze will be flowing.
 
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BoozeCube

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I wish people would just take this time to gtfo and take a vacation somewhere. The price you pay for being wrong is your families lives. If your right and everything is fine then grats, you stayed in your home and couldn't do shit. If you are wrong you are dead.

You don't know the 1/2 of it. I am all for getting the fuck on out of Florida for a few days but I have family and relatives here that are stupid as fuck. They are like well if the Hurricane his I wanna be here if my house is destroyed? The fuck you just say!!!! One of our friends bought a fucking Axe at the hardware store, verbatim he said

"If the storm hits and knocks the 2nd story off I can just hide under the stairwell, but I bought this Axe in case I get blocked in by stuff."

Now this person is usually a decently smart person, wealthy has 3 houses he could leave and go stay at any of the others, could take a vacation the fucker is retired has no kids, him and the wife can pick one of the 4 cars they have. Instead he made sure they were all topped off with gasoline and if it floods to much I have my land rover he says. Jesus titty fucking Christ I am surrounded by morons.
 
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Borzak

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Better watch your shit or Wind Wizard Trump might just spawn one on your land, but probably not, unless you are housing little Mexican babies then he will.

When I looked up Katrina, 4000 people went without power in Buffalo, New York due to Katrina. Not down the street lol.
 
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Drakurii

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the last few weeks has given me a new found appreciation for living in the desert
 
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A5150Ylee

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Well preparations are complete on my end. I'm going to enjoy my final night of internet, video games and (most importantly) air conditioning. Going to get shitfaced tonight.

Right there with ya. Got everything done today, and enjoying cold air, cold beers, and hot food before I start living like a refugee for the next week.
 
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