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Ossoi

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LiquidDeath said:
I don't care who you are, this shit is funny.

Except the part where he thinks matters rhymes with fatter. 7/9 in rhyming gives you a solid C.
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you've obviously never listened to any rap or hip-hop. Yes it's good, but it's no Tuco's Lament or Tuco's keto ballard

I need keto right now

Let's go low carb tonight
You could be my gwyneth paltrow tonight
Play chef, I'm the maitre'd tonight
And you don't give a fuck about dessert, right?
Awesome, fats in grassfed wild boar
Damn, they don't make em like this anymore
I ask, cause I'm not sure:
Does anybody still need carbs anymore?
Bow in the presence of cuckoldry
Cause damn Ossoi tried to tell me
You should be honoured by my bulkness
That I would even take my top off and expose this fat shit
So go ahead, eat more nuts and say grapes are shit
Specially throw out my bagel and my bread shit
Act like you can't tell who cooked this
New keto gospel, eat six avocado and take this fish oil, haters

N-now please don't carb me
can only make me stronger
I need you to cook more fat now
Cause I can't fast much longer
I know I got to be keto now
Cause I can't get much stronger
Man I've been starving all night now
That's how long I been on carbs
I need keto right now

I don't know if you got a barbell or not
If you go the gym or not
God put me in the kitchen or not
I'm stripping, this diet got me posing a lot
But I know that God put that coconut oil in front of me
So how the hell could you serve carbs on me?
There's 4 calories per gram of carbs, there's only one of me
I'm sipping olive oil, I'm caught up in the keto right?
Cause it's low carb dessert night
So we gonna eat everything that Ossoi like
Was saving this low carb chocolate all night
Well I'd do anything to get my diet right
I stopped eating carrots even though they're good for eyesight
I won't eat any veg until the times right
Uh, keto, I'm bulking (fatter, softer, slower, stronger)

N-now please don't carb me
can only make me stronger
I need you to cook more fat now
Cause I can't fast much longer
I know I got to be keto now
Cause I can't get much stronger
Man I've been starving all night now
That's how long I been on carbs
I need keto right now
 
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LachiusTZ

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Might have to ignore a second person.

Dude is putting in real effort to join the banana guy.

Anyway, learned don't have sex 36 hours into a fast.

Post nut will power shattered, habits came in strong, and fridge got raided.
 
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Alasliasolonik

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Ossoi said:
you've obviously never listened to any rap or hip-hop. Yes it's good, but it's no Tuco's Lament or Tuco's keto ballard

I need keto right now

Let's go low carb tonight
You could be my gwyneth paltrow tonight
Play chef, I'm the maitre'd tonight
And you don't give a fuck about dessert, right?
Awesome, fats in grassfed wild boar
Damn, they don't make em like this anymore
I ask, cause I'm not sure:
Does anybody still need carbs anymore?
Bow in the presence of cuckoldry
Cause damn Ossoi tried to tell me
You should be honoured by my bulkness
That I would even take my top off and expose this fat shit
So go ahead, eat more nuts and say grapes are shit
Specially throw out my bagel and my bread shit
Act like you can't tell who cooked this
New keto gospel, eat six avocado and take this fish oil, haters

N-now please don't carb me
can only make me stronger
I need you to cook more fat now
Cause I can't fast much longer
I know I got to be keto now
Cause I can't get much stronger
Man I've been starving all night now
That's how long I been on carbs
I need keto right now

I don't know if you got a barbell or not
If you go the gym or not
God put me in the kitchen or not
I'm stripping, this diet got me posing a lot
But I know that God put that coconut oil in front of me
So how the hell could you serve carbs on me?
There's 4 calories per gram of carbs, there's only one of me
I'm sipping olive oil, I'm caught up in the keto right?
Cause it's low carb dessert night
So we gonna eat everything that Ossoi like
Was saving this low carb chocolate all night
Well I'd do anything to get my diet right
I stopped eating carrots even though they're good for eyesight
I won't eat any veg until the times right
Uh, keto, I'm bulking (fatter, softer, slower, stronger)

N-now please don't carb me
can only make me stronger
I need you to cook more fat now
Cause I can't fast much longer
I know I got to be keto now
Cause I can't get much stronger
Man I've been starving all night now
That's how long I been on carbs
I need keto right now
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Where did Tuco Tuco Touch you?
 
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Ossoi

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Faux said:
I think the only place such a distinction would be relevant is in metabolically compromised people who can't regulate their insulin.
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academic.oup.com

Matched Weight Loss Through Intermittent or Continuous Energy Restriction Does Not Lead To Compensatory Increases in Appetite and Eating Behavior in a Randomized Controlled Trial in Women with Overweight and Obesity

ABSTRACTBackground. Continuous energy restriction (CER) is purported to be problematic because of reductions in fat-free mass (FFM), compensatory motivation to
academic.oup.com academic.oup.com

Obese women lost weight on a high carb diet

Alasliasolonik said:
Where did Tuco Tuco Touch you?
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This one is better Tuco's tolan free safe space
 
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Alasliasolonik

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Ossoi said:
academic.oup.com

Matched Weight Loss Through Intermittent or Continuous Energy Restriction Does Not Lead To Compensatory Increases in Appetite and Eating Behavior in a Randomized Controlled Trial in Women with Overweight and Obesity

ABSTRACTBackground. Continuous energy restriction (CER) is purported to be problematic because of reductions in fat-free mass (FFM), compensatory motivation to
academic.oup.com academic.oup.com

Obese women lost weight on a high carb diet



This one is better Tuco's tolan free safe space
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I don't blame ya, he was a giant faggot for a very long time. He's better now. Still a giant pilr because of previous matters but better...
 
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Ossoi

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Lol, was saying exactly this in this very thread

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Ossoi

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moonarchia said:
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well technically, you could take out the breathing tube so that the person inside would die by asphyxiation.

But you could not then use the breathing tube to penetrate that person anally, because they're inside the latex bed. Unless you put it up their arse before they got inside, then sucked the air out and watched them die by asphyxiation. Although, just having the breathing tube inside their arse isn't going to kill them.
 
Brikker

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Ossoi said:
The opposite.

I'm half Chinese, 40 in November and nobody ever believes my age.

Typical Chinese genes in that I will avoid middle age. Still got a full head of hair, my barbers always comment on how luscious and thick it is.

Everyone at the eastern European fetish parties I attend tells me I'm good looking, and one of the reasons I've flown there every six weeks and just spent ten weeks there is because it's genuinely easy mode to pick up chicks

I spent Xmas with the psycho alcoholic who I kicked out at 5 am on the 27 th Dec despite having tickets to the nye party with her.

Ended up staying over night at the venue with a younger, better looking girl who doesn't even speak English. Hooked up with her a few more times whilst I was there

I get propositioned every party by men. There's one middle aged couple who routinely tell me I'm their favorite.

At the last party I was waiting for my uber at 630 am and this twink kid comes to sit next to me, starts asking if I have an apartment and if he can come back with me. Tell him I'm not gay and he says "it's a shame"

The only reason I don't post my face is because you would all think life is genuinely unfair
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jesus christ
 
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Locnar

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Ossoi said:
nope

almost 40
10% body fat
luscious, non grey hair
very handsome

no wonder everyone except Falxy hates me
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Having some grey at 40 is way sexier and more sophisticated than not. Middle aged and onward with jet black hair to me always looks dyed or at least unnatural, but then I see later on you say you are Chinese so that explains that.
 
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Ishad

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Down from 195 to 175 since October, just a boring ass calorie reduced diet (just trying to eat more nutritious food in general) and cycling 15 miles 5 times a week.

Also ossi is wrong about none of us having kinks. My kink is having stable adult relationships.
 
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LachiusTZ

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Ishad said:
Also ossi is wrong about none of us having kinks. My kink is having stable adult relationships.
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Yeah I posted mine at some point.

The site should have made an announcement about it, and shoved it in everyone's faces in every thread.

The ego of everyone else to not give me attention for something completely irrelevant is astounding
 
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Threelions

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Just started a 16/8 program the other day. Seems pretty easy overall. I tried to look back and see what people recommended for additives that would be helpful during the fasted state but couldn't muddle through the last 20 pages of ab-inducing cock-flopping.
 
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LachiusTZ

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Threelions said:
Just started a 16/8 program the other day. Seems pretty easy overall. I tried to look back and see what people recommended for additives that would be helpful during the fasted state but couldn't muddle through the last 20 pages of ab-inducing cock-flopping.
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Salt, electrolytes etc.

I think.

Someone might answer it again, but it might get lost in more attention whoring
 
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Locnar

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Threelions said:
Just started a 16/8 program the other day. Seems pretty easy overall. I tried to look back and see what people recommended for additives that would be helpful during the fasted state but couldn't muddle through the last 20 pages of ab-inducing cock-flopping.
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What exactly are you doing? Just not eating for the 16 hours?

Is 16/8 in and of itself a programme? I'm doing that already but also keto, and I for sure would like to add oatmeal , apples, etc back into my diet "soon".
 
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