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Frenzied Wombat

Potato del Grande
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You could ask any of the 55% or so of the female law students this. Very few of them care anything about actually being lawyers and think going to law school is just the thing to do to complement their english literature degree and will allow them to get daily starbucks, apple and BMW products, and be an "educated" housewife vs. a stay-at-home by necessity. When I was in my third year one of them remarked to me that she really was disappointed that there weren't more jobs in international issues so that she could work in Europe where she really wanted to be.

I was like. Holy shit, get a fucking grip. You got a professional degree, go be a goddamn professional.

And its more than $100k now, lol
Yeah, we have a hot SMU lawyer at the office that says her loans are in excess of 150K with a monthly payment of $2700. That's just fucking nuts. I mean sure,somelawyers rise to the top and make serious coin, but that's a big fucking investment to pump into a career that you are either apathetic about or don't plan on excelling in. I shudder to think about the poor slobs that go to 3rd tier law school like Wesleyan..

We've had quite a few hot female lawyers come through the door but most seem miserable. Either they're complaining that they can't find a guy wealthier and/or more successful than they are, are in emotional meltdown over stress or criticism of their work, or can't take the brutal non sugar coated communication/treatment they get from the Top Dog lawyers.
 

BrotherWu

MAGA
<Silver Donator>
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6,654
We have a beautiful young female lawyer in the family. She interned at the statehouse and then went directly into lobbying after she passed the bar.
 

Khane

Got something right about marriage
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14,318
Maybe you have to be in the law to feel the burn of this one but we don't need yet another cute female law student who wants to work at the Hague and do international civil rights or help children or something. The 75% of them that already want to do only this and then "sell out" to go to work for real law firms and then complain every step of the way and act like work is oppressive etc is enough.
This is every woman in every field ever.
 

Picasso3

Silver Baronet of the Realm
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5,322
Ex gf got a law degree, failed the bar, and never tried again. Wife got a law degree and prob makes as much as anyone under 30 in charleston and is constantly raging ok how stupid and incompetent everyone is. She really handles work like a male except for crying so damn much.
 

ZyyzYzzy

RIP USA
<Banned>
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Ex gf got a law degree, failed the bar, and never tried again. Wife got a law degree and prob makes as much as anyone under 30 in charleston and is constantly raging ok how stupid and incompetent everyone is. She really handles work like a male except for crying so damn much.
How does her dick size compare?
 

Cad

scientia potentia est
<Bronze Donator>
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50,668
constantly raging how stupid and incompetent everyone is.
This is really every career, when I was a developer it seemed like most of them couldn't tie their shoes, now that I'm a lawyer its like 90% of them are terrified they might have to go to court or call opposing counsel someday. It's a joke.
 

Fifey

Trakanon Raider
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Best part about being single is not having to hear about how her day was or how random coworker is so incompetent.
 

Picasso3

Silver Baronet of the Realm
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5,322
Women typically bitch about people and how hard things are and all the injustices (see mist).. men bitch about idiots and fuckups, she does the latter except for the monthly cry.