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Heylel

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Well shit. Applied Friday, and this morning the job is no longer posted on the website. I can't imagine that means anything good. Probably just that it had been filled and never removed from the website.

It was only posted for a week. Maybe that was just the window of time it was up for.
 

McCheese

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Officially got the job I had been applying for. I was annoyed at the super formal hiring process (given that I have worked there for nearly 3 years in a part-time position), but I ran into the director after getting the official job offer and she explained why it was so formal. Apparently competition for the job was fierce--both internally from other part-timers and externally--and there were tons of applicants with much more experience than me and much more education and certifications (i.e., people with PhDs whereas I only recently got my master's). They wanted me for the job, but given the high interest they wanted to make sure no one had anything to complain about so they did it all as formally and open as possible (including bringing in an impartial third-party person from a different department to sit on the hiring committee). She said there are some rustled jimmies that I was given the job over people with way more experience and education, so I might need to do some fence mending.

All this to take what amounts to an $1800/month pay cut!
 

Cad

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I'm into the second round of interviews with this big firm. Meeting with 4 principles this week. Profits per partner/principle at this firm is about 1.4M, should be pretty healthy.
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Frenzied Wombat

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I'm into the second round of interviews with this big firm. Meeting with 4 principles this week. Profits per partner/principle at this firm is about 1.4M, should be pretty healthy.
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Can I get a Rerolled discount for litigation regarding my house?
 

iannis

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I'm into the second round of interviews with this big firm. Meeting with 4 principles this week. Profits per partner/principle at this firm is about 1.4M, should be pretty healthy.
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Have you made sure to tell them that "I'm a hard worker"?

I hear that really helps. Might set you apart from the pack.


Who in the hell says something like that on an interview. If they said it to me it would be something of a yellow flag. Hard workers don't usually take the time out to tell you how hard they work. Lazy people who want to claim someone elses work usually do. But now "Quick Learner" I'd actually be ok with, and pleased to hear.
 

Noodleface

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Can I get a Rerolled discount for litigation regarding my house?
I watched a show "Holmes does it right" or something the other day and thought about you! Some lady had a third floor balcony where the water pooled and leaked into her house causing all sorts of terrible damage. They had fix it and it was major money.

You were that guy right?
 

Frenzied Wombat

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I watched a show "Holmes does it right" or something the other day and thought about you! Some lady had a third floor balcony where the water pooled and leaked into her house causing all sorts of terrible damage. They had fix it and it was major money.

You were that guy right?
Yes, and it's still not fixed.. In fact, upon investigation of the obvious damage they also discovered that all our rear facing external walls are filled with water and mold. They cut a hole in the drywall and it's basically a black sauna in the wall cavities. Still trying to get a comprehensive bid on all repairs, but we're looking at approximately 400-500K in repairs spread amongst 5 residents. At this point we have no option but litigation.
 

Frenzied Wombat

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What kind of discount would you want off the $1000/hr the partners at these firms charge?
Geez, what kind of lawyers are they? My work uses tons of external counsel, and even some super fancy lawyers we use that know banking inside and out (basically lawyer +CFA rolled into one) I think top out at $850 an hour or so.

In any case, I'll take the Paralegal Litigation package please.
 

Cad

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Geez, what kind of lawyers are they? My work uses tons of external counsel, and even some super fancy lawyers we use that know banking inside and out (basically lawyer +CFA rolled into one) I think top out at $850 an hour or so.

In any case, I'll take the Paralegal Litigation package please.
Obviously I'm not naming the firm but if I started rattling off representative cases, you would have heard of them. Their clients and cases are in national news.
 

Frenzied Wombat

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Obviously I'm not naming the firm but if I started rattling off representative cases, you would have heard of them. Their clients and cases are in national news.
Yeah, I was more curious as to what type of law they practice that pays that much, but in retrospect I realize that almost every field of law pays in that range if you're good and have the years worth of XP. I know there's some famous Highland Park divorce lawyer with a license plate "Sir Ike" that charges in that range easy..
 

Cad

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Yeah, I was more curious as to what type of law they practice that pays that much, but in retrospect I realize that almost every field of law pays in that range if you're good and have the years worth of XP. I know there's some famous Highland Park divorce lawyer with a license plate "Sir Ike" that charges in that range easy..
By the richest individual lawyers are successful personal injury guys. Those large billboard firms you see around town the owners of the firm can rake in several million per year easily. But these guys are more running a business than practicing law, not really my cup of tea.

The big firms like the one I'm talking to have 800-2000+ lawyers, 10-20 offices, and typically work on what you'd call "bet the firm" type litigation. Whether thats commercial litigation (breach of contract, they violated the agreement we had type of stuff), whether its antitrust, white collar securities defense, shareholder securities suits, etc - this is the bread & butter of these firms. There is a whole other side of the firms that do "corporate" work, where they do M&A, derivative actions, board of directors stuff. I don't really do anything with that.

These companies can and will pay this amount for the best service because we're talking 100's of millions of dollars at stake. If the bill ends up being $10M, well, it was worth it because we didn't want to lose $500M. Of course sometimes they do anyway.

My current firm is more of a boutique with lower overhead but still the same kinds of cases; I tried to bring in a $1M case on my own and got it turned down for potential conflicts, they said the amount we could get wasn't worth taking on a potential down the road conflict.
 

Tenks

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If the personal injury guys are pulling in millions why do their TV ads have a budget of $10 and a free lunch?
 

Cad

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If the personal injury guys are pulling in millions why do their TV ads have a budget of $10 and a free lunch?
Because only the dregs of society run to personal injury attorneys when they are hurt (honestly), and slick ads don't appeal to them.