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elidib

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Season 3 just started.

Episode one is godzilla-hulk vs. mecha-gundam-voltron avengers, starring Captain America Falcon being ordered around by girlboss in charge Monica Rambeauxooooo

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elidib

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Second episode is some nobody from the Eternals (lol) vs. Agatha, in a Bollywood production absolutely stroking off Hollywood.

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Mahes

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I skipped the 2nd and 3rd just on the description. What if......nobody cared???
 
Wombat

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Maybe the show should be called What The... Fuck?

Episode 4 has Howard the Duck and Darcy from Thor /Wandavision not only get together (remember, the most disturbing part of the Howard the Duck movie) but also produce an egg / kid.

I am not kidding.
 
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Chanur

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Wombat said:
Maybe the show should be called What The... Fuck?

Episode 4 has Howard the Duck and Darcy from Thor /Wandavision not only get together (remember, the most disturbing part of the Howard the Duck movie) but also produce an egg / kid.

I am not kidding.
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Howard loves Big tiddys. My man.
 
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Rabbit_Games

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What If... we let degenerates completely take over the show with their weird Freak Fantasies?
 
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Furry

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Chanur said:
I think you are right but we need to consult the expert, Furry Furry help clarify this for us.
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The term "downie" has never been used to refer to a duck or other bird as far as I can find on typical furry sites. Or rather, if it has, its been moderated out. (very likely).

Typically Howard would be considered an "Avian", which most people agree is a subset of furries, much like "Scalies".
 
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Mahes

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This season has been such a shit show. I thought at least the episode that sounded reasonable would be interesting. I just kept asking myself how the fuck any human beings survived the earth exploding and how the fuck oxygen exists in that environment????
 
Cybsled

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The Howard the Duck episode was honestly kinda funny - all sorts of cosmic powers trying to take the egg because the it’s some kind of omega level power
 
Hoss

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Agnes and howard episodes were definitely the best.
 
Djay

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After not liking either of the first two episodes, I looked at the summaries for the rest that have been released so far...yeah, I have no interest in any of them except maybe the Howard the Duck one. But that's mostly because I like Kat Dennings. But the reason I like Kat Dennings isn't presented well in this visual format. So, I don't know if I'll actually get around to the rest of these or not.
 
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Aldarion

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Djay said:
I like Kat Dennings.
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You're referring to the woman who was hands down the worst part of everything she was associated with and singlehandedly ruined several MCU franchises


This is probably the worst opinion I've ever read on FoH. And we have a Foler.
 
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Djay

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kat dennings student GIF
customer service waitress GIF

Sorry, I couldn't hear you over the sound of nomnomnomnomnom.
 
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Aldarion

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the fucked up thing is thick brunette chicks are my type

but I can't even tell if she has boobs, thats how fucking annoying she is
 
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Dr.Retarded

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Harshaw said:
Funny thing she made out like a bandit on 2 Broke Girls and never has to work again.
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She looks like a girl that I went to high school with who is maybe a year older than I was. She was a cheerleader, but she had the most perfect bubble butt, and a nice proportional rack.

I think we were in algebra 2, and I was sitting next to one of the other dorky dudes I was friends with. He knew the score, and it was pretty common knowledge that she had one of the greatest asses in the school.

We used to have a secret signal that if you saw anything worth scoping out, for some goofy reason, we would sing the Sanford and Son theme song. I don't even know how the hell we came up with that, but it was awesome. Use it for any other scoping out of girls in the class.

What was funny is she used to hear us doing doing a vocalization of the tune, and she would sing it along with us just because she thought it was funny. The two of us used to laugh about it.

She was a nice chick, but good God, I still remember that butt to this day.
 
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