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Rabbit_Games

Blackwing Lair Raider
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She was a nice chick, but good God, I still remember that butt to this day.

Rachel Cook might very well have my favorite ass. But when it comes to high school, and otherworldly proportions... there was this chick on the swim team with tits the size of my chest-- each one. Male recruitment for the swim team became competitive as fuck. She was one of the chicks who had a --much-- older boyfriend. High school dudes were never going to compete with his... uh... sports car. *cough*
 
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Mahes

Bronze Baronet of the Realm
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She looks like a girl that I went to high school with who is maybe a year older than I was. She was a cheerleader, but she had the most perfect bubble butt, and a nice proportional rack.

I think we were in algebra 2, and I was sitting next to one of the other dorky dudes I was friends with. He knew the score, and it was pretty common knowledge that she had one of the greatest asses in the school.

We used to have a secret signal that if you saw anything worth scoping out, for some goofy reason, we would sing the Sanford and Son theme song. I don't even know how the hell we came up with that, but it was awesome. Use it for any other scoping out of girls in the class.

What was funny is she used to hear us doing doing a vocalization of the tune, and she would sing it along with us just because she thought it was funny. The two of us used to laugh about it.

She was a nice chick, but good God, I still remember that butt to this day.
I about spit up my coffee just because I could easily imagine the Sanford and Son song being used that way. The reason I could imagine it was because a group of us used the Andy Griffith whistle tune for the same reason.........
 
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