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Dr.Retarded said:
She was a nice chick, but good God, I still remember that butt to this day.
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Rachel Cook might very well have my favorite ass. But when it comes to high school, and otherworldly proportions... there was this chick on the swim team with tits the size of my chest-- each one. Male recruitment for the swim team became competitive as fuck. She was one of the chicks who had a --much-- older boyfriend. High school dudes were never going to compete with his... uh... sports car. *cough*
 
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Dr.Retarded said:
She looks like a girl that I went to high school with who is maybe a year older than I was. She was a cheerleader, but she had the most perfect bubble butt, and a nice proportional rack.

I think we were in algebra 2, and I was sitting next to one of the other dorky dudes I was friends with. He knew the score, and it was pretty common knowledge that she had one of the greatest asses in the school.

We used to have a secret signal that if you saw anything worth scoping out, for some goofy reason, we would sing the Sanford and Son theme song. I don't even know how the hell we came up with that, but it was awesome. Use it for any other scoping out of girls in the class.

What was funny is she used to hear us doing doing a vocalization of the tune, and she would sing it along with us just because she thought it was funny. The two of us used to laugh about it.

She was a nice chick, but good God, I still remember that butt to this day.
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I about spit up my coffee just because I could easily imagine the Sanford and Son song being used that way. The reason I could imagine it was because a group of us used the Andy Griffith whistle tune for the same reason.........
 
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This season embodies the modern Disney ethos:

Put a chick in it and make her lame and gay.
 
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Putting WOMAN POWER aside, I have questions.

1. The Original Watcher asked the best question " What is the purpose of only watching"? Now he came up with his own answer that essentially stated, interference in the right way is the reason but what judges the right way?

2. They made a watcher but gave him the ability to create more watchers??? That was pretty stupid.

3. They were attempting to remove all forms of their existence. Aren't they infinite? How do you destroy that which would have no end or beginning?

4. The real obvious question "How did she do what she did?"

I always enjoy Gods going at it even if it should have removed solar systems and perhaps galaxies with the level of power that was being displayed.
 
meStevo

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I didn’t care for much of the season, but enjoyed the spectacle of the finale.

The face of one of the 3 antagonist watchers was clearly based off the comic version of Uatu, right?
 
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Ya season was pretty weak overall. The DBZ level fight for the finale was cool.

I also liked the concept that Supreme Strange, when he sacrificed himself at the end of season 2, basically became a sentient universe and was able to alter the laws of that universe at will

I also like how Infinity Ultron, in one universe, was alone for millions of years with just himself and realized his plan to eradicate all life was flawed and decides to help. And even powered up, he still gets defeated by the elder Watcher just to show the insane power gap
 
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girl power season finale was pretty meh.

Best part was right at the very end seeing all the alternate versions of heroes that people actually care about.
 
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elidib

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yeah I can already take a guess at which ones.

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Dr.Retarded

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elidib said:
yeah I can already take a guess at which ones.

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Is that a girl power Punisher War machine? WTF

Yes that's totally something guys reading comics growing up want to see, well maybe today's readers with their bobblehead dolls.

The more I see of this type of stuff the more I realize I am no longer their target audience, and that's fine by me.
 
meStevo

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That's probably just Riri Williams as Punisher.
 
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Remember the episode where they are fighting Mysterio after the Earth blew up? The person who became part Vision is Riri Williams (aka Iron Heart)
 
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