What tickles your pickle

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Borzak

Borzak

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Call Friday afternoon to make a doctors appointment and she says "Just had a cancellation, have one for 9am Monday".

Pickle tickled.
 
Hoss

Hoss

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Anytime I go to take a piss and there's something in the toilet for me to aim at it tickles my pickle. Even if it's just shit on the bowl that I can power wash off.
 
Hoss

Hoss

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Yeah, she got mouthy one day and started saying she could do anything he could do. So he challenged her to piss off the back porch.
 
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Picasso3

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I think i'm going to get a boat and dock it on the river within a few miles of my house.
 
Borzak

Borzak

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Today is my grandmothers 95th birthday. I got the better of her. She shares a birthday with the signing of the TX decleration of independence. A signer of which I am a descendant of, 180 years ago today.

I told her she was more than HALF as old as Texas. She told me no way till she did a little math in her head.
 
Larnix

Larnix

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Today on the way to the gym a soccer mom in a big hurry used the middle turning lane to pass a few cars. Little did she know the car that was in front the of the truck going slow was the Police. she cut in front of him like a boss, I dont believe she even noticed him until he hit his lights. I laughed the rest of the way to the gym.
 
mopoke

mopoke

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3. Seeing that boat for the last time.
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Conefed

Conefed

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It's pouring down raining and I must take out the trash. Dreading the worst I head out back to find the cloud isn't over that part of the building so it's dry the entire way to and back. I can see the rain, and it looks like I'm in two different biomes.
 
Borzak

Borzak

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Tax refund for the first time in 27 years. I'm not sure if I want to spend it all at one time or get a meal which is about all I'm getting.
 
Aaron

Aaron

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Reminds me of a joke I heard once:

Taxphoria. Noun. The feeling of elation one gets when receiving a tax refund, until you realise it was your money to begin with.
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Borzak

Borzak

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Saw a Veyron in the middle of nowhere on the interstate Sunday, going about 55mph in a 70mph zone. I would think the 2nd biggest cause of accidents would be the people pulling up to take pics of it while driving. I passed it but the another car slowed down and I saw the driver taking pics/selfies out the window.

Second one I've seen, both in the middle of nowhere. The guy who drove one into Galveston bay or whatever it was and charged with insurance fraud lived not far from me in East, TX.
 
Kreugen

Kreugen

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Just get a job as a valet in Dubai. You'll fill that bucket list in no time.

Also, dine & dash on some supermodel escorts.
 
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