What tickles your pickle
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Conefed
Blackwing Lair Raider
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Tickled all day:
I work at a residential facility for violent castaways. We have a care bear policy of hugging them and taking the hits until they tire out. I did that once in the summer and got my ribs dislocated and a $300 bill that was never reimbursed due to improper paperwork.
That same dude thinks he owns the place and the staff jump to his whims and give him special treatment (grilled cheese upon request etc).
Well he attacked female staff and younger residents yesterday, literally breaking down doors to get them. I intervened and body positioned him to safer location. When he burst past me to start again. When I caught up, he dropped to the ground sinking one hand of fingers into my arm and kicking at my chest again like he's untouchable. Boom: My foot: His face: Fuck this job.
Today I discovered I was in a camera blind spot. On camera I was textbook perfect. Apparently he was triggered by some other shit (on camera) throwing a chair and.. Kicking him in the face taking the fall.
Tickled every time I saw his bruised face and a perfect shoe print. Better believe he was compliant lol.
I work at a residential facility for violent castaways. We have a care bear policy of hugging them and taking the hits until they tire out. I did that once in the summer and got my ribs dislocated and a $300 bill that was never reimbursed due to improper paperwork.
That same dude thinks he owns the place and the staff jump to his whims and give him special treatment (grilled cheese upon request etc).
Well he attacked female staff and younger residents yesterday, literally breaking down doors to get them. I intervened and body positioned him to safer location. When he burst past me to start again. When I caught up, he dropped to the ground sinking one hand of fingers into my arm and kicking at my chest again like he's untouchable. Boom: My foot: His face: Fuck this job.
Today I discovered I was in a camera blind spot. On camera I was textbook perfect. Apparently he was triggered by some other shit (on camera) throwing a chair and.. Kicking him in the face taking the fall.
Tickled every time I saw his bruised face and a perfect shoe print. Better believe he was compliant lol.
Aaron
Goonsquad Officer
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lurker
Vyemm Raider
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Palum
what Suineg set it to
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Pretty fucking psyched. Got a free 3 nights and $100 slot credit from one of my favorite Vegas resorts in the mail, Palazzo/Venetian. Nearly chucked it figuring some retard timeshare EDDM bulk mailer thing until I realized the Grazie account manager guy's name was on it and it said valid only for my account.
Between my GF and I we throw maybe $40 on slots there every 4-6 months and see a few shows over a long weekend so that's pretty sweet level of comps for what we spend with them annually.
Between my GF and I we throw maybe $40 on slots there every 4-6 months and see a few shows over a long weekend so that's pretty sweet level of comps for what we spend with them annually.
Borzak
Bronze Baron of the Realm
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Had a unique ham radio contact today. K9EID.
Bob Heil. He toured with the grateful dead and other bands making their effect boxes including Peter Framptons voice box. He's now in the rock and roll hall of fame.
Had a good 15 minute talk. Interesting guy, his company still makes microphones which are supposidly very good quality. He's big into ham radio.
Bob Heil. He toured with the grateful dead and other bands making their effect boxes including Peter Framptons voice box. He's now in the rock and roll hall of fame.
Had a good 15 minute talk. Interesting guy, his company still makes microphones which are supposidly very good quality. He's big into ham radio.
Hoss
Make America's Team Great Again
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Played magic the gathering for the first time ever last night against my wife and daughter. Daughter had started playing recently and my wife was a player from way back. Wife had lost her cards in a fire but decided to start building decks again when the girl got interested. So they talked me into playing with one of my wife's decks. I wrecked them both. Reigning household magic champion right here, all I have to do is never pick up a magic deck again. Kinda like about 6 years ago the one and only time I played streetfighter against my daughter I barely beat her and won't give a rematch. I should make a championship belt.
Evernothing
Bronze Baronet of the Realm
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RobXIII
Urinal Cake Consumption King
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Hahah nice, I did this with WordsWithFriends (how has Scrabble not sued?). Beat everyone in my family + in laws once, wiped the phone for a nightly build and never re-installed it. I constantly remind them I am undefeated, so /salute to you good sir!
Leadsalad
Cis-XYite-Nationalist
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Hoss
Make America's Team Great Again
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Borzak
Bronze Baron of the Realm
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My moms internist is having his number retired at LSU for baseball tonight. Just kind of tickles my pickle. I can't go which is the bad part. All time leader in the SEC for home runs then went to medical school.
Brings back a lot of memories of going to games with my dad and to the college world series and watching him play.
Brings back a lot of memories of going to games with my dad and to the college world series and watching him play.
Went 1.022 gigs over on vzw, so i got charged for 2 gigs, called and guy just refunded the whole 2 gigs when i was only going to make my case for the 0.022