Calbiyum
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What tickles your pickle
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Going to a skinny dip event with a friend for shits and giggles expecting to have a weird, creepy time. Only to discover it was actually a nudist event. With 95% of the 43 people being easy on the eyes college students with a 40/60 male/female split.
No one was a crazy hippy. Everyone was friendly and pleasant. Being part of the 10-15 naked people trying to push a truck stuck in mud was one of the funniest god damn things I've ever done or seen, the only sour note the entire night was my so called "friend" calling me out of the lake to help push when I was all but actually having my pickle tickled. Notions were shattered and we're going back next month for sure. Had a god damn blast.
No one was a crazy hippy. Everyone was friendly and pleasant. Being part of the 10-15 naked people trying to push a truck stuck in mud was one of the funniest god damn things I've ever done or seen, the only sour note the entire night was my so called "friend" calling me out of the lake to help push when I was all but actually having my pickle tickled. Notions were shattered and we're going back next month for sure. Had a god damn blast.
Wouldn't know, don't usually have any. Pretty legit experience anyway though. Pretty self concious because of a shit ton of surgical scars so I was really surprised I was comfortable enough and having a such a good time I gave zero fucks.
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Hoss
Make America's Team Great Again
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This past weekend I saw the best thing ever. At least, it's the best thing I've seen all year. I was driving down a country road and saw an old dude jogging with a cigarette dangling from his mouth. Real jogging too, not just some smoker running from the scene of a crime. Like, he had a sweat band and jogging clothes on and headphones attached to an ipod or something at his hip. Come to think of it, maybe it was a walkman. I couldn't tell how old he was, but he was at least in the neighborhood of 60.
RobXIII
Urinal Cake Consumption King
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LOL. I couldn't sell my house (bought for 260k, couldnt offload at 199 4 years later) and man did I see some baaaaad rental apps. People renting tend to not have the best credit. Good on them for taking it all the way and bouncing the very first check! lol
Conefed
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Sold my first custom game pieces. Been making games since 1st grade. Lurking the game forums just wanting to make customs. Spent hours and months with no response. Then I join a facebook group from one of the suggestions on the sidebar and literally have a dozen people in my face throwing money at my PayPals
Borzak
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Yeah I wanted to say the same thing. Dunno what those are.
Pickled my tickle. Welder came today and it lasted here about an hour and a shop sent their delivery guy out to get it. Pretty nice profit for very small amount of work.
Pickled my tickle. Welder came today and it lasted here about an hour and a shop sent their delivery guy out to get it. Pretty nice profit for very small amount of work.
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Hoss
Make America's Team Great Again
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Lotta traffic this morning. There was a guy with a full car wrap advertisement for some TV service I'd never heard of. It was something.TV so I guess it was an online streaming service. Anyway, this dude was impatient and aggressive, but everytime he changed lanes he lost position. So I thought, this is a paid spokesperson for these people and look at all the bad decisions he's making. I guess the product he's advertising would be a bad decision too.
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Borzak
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I got a $100 check in the mail today from a company I had done some contract work for a few years ago. Letter said once while there I made the comment about a procedure they could use if they got a bind time wise or an equipment failure and their "guy" said I was full of shit and we made a bet. I can't beleive the shop manager remembered, he sent the check to my parents adress and said thanks. LOL. Apparently they got in a pretty big bind and the shop manager asked their "guy" what I recommended and he said try it regardless if you think it will. It worked. I should have made a $5,000 bet.
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RobXIII
Urinal Cake Consumption King
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Summer time at the local pool. A lot of the high school girls there are either wearing the same bikini they had before they finished puberty, or are just having competition on who can wear the least without getting kicked out. I fully recognize being a dirty old man for glancing, but I actively avoid/ignore them. You can look at the menu, just don't order anything
