Hoss
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That's evercelar, isn't it? I'd be mixing it with coke for lunch
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That's evercelar, isn't it? I'd be mixing it with coke for lunch
Denamian
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Pretty much, but that 10% non alcohol isn't necessarily water. Could be some of the nasty shit like acetone that comes off the still first and is normally discarded, since this was never intended for consumption. It's going to be turned into hand sanitizer.
Borzak
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My grandmother who is 99 sent me some money. Mom talked to her and told her to stop sending me money she might need it. She told my mom "I'm not going to live forever I'll do what I want with money and you can't stop me" LOL. She finally stopped sending cash.
H.A. Monkey
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Siliconemelons
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Go to UPS store to turn in some Amazon returns.
Go in, place items, show each item to each return code, beep boop done.
Go to exit the glass store front, see guy in mask holding tons of boxes.
I hold the door open like a normal human- I have long arms seeing as I am huge and am many feet away from the portal of the door.
"No, your not wearing a mask." dude says muffled while shuffling with all his boxes in his arms.
"Okay," and I walk out and the door closes.
"Yeah! That's what I say!" he retorts as he fumbles with the door and drops his boxes.
I have no idea what that reply means... I literally just say "Okay," and walked off.
Go in, place items, show each item to each return code, beep boop done.
Go to exit the glass store front, see guy in mask holding tons of boxes.
I hold the door open like a normal human- I have long arms seeing as I am huge and am many feet away from the portal of the door.
"No, your not wearing a mask." dude says muffled while shuffling with all his boxes in his arms.
"Okay," and I walk out and the door closes.
"Yeah! That's what I say!" he retorts as he fumbles with the door and drops his boxes.
I have no idea what that reply means... I literally just say "Okay," and walked off.
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Sludig
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Wife and I have rapidly reached I dont give a fuck status about playing nice anymore. I've straight up retorted to panickers with "Cause I'm not a faggot."
Wife went back to work after WFH 2 months by company directive. The few office hens there clucked and lost their mind as she was carrying her stuff in without a mask. Pretty much pulled a good for you bless your heart on them and went about her business after confirming with someone that mattered that they arn't required. (Otherwise she'd just bring her shit right back home).
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Aamry
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I live in a small south Georgia country town, and the people who do wear mask usually don't cover their nose, which defeats the purpose completely.
Hoss
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I realized yesterday that those are mouth breathers. So I guess it does help.
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a c i d.f l y
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I always find I'm itchy if I air dry. Scratching an itchy scrotum does tickle my pickle, though.
Void
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Borzak
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My 99 year old grandmother. She's had a cell phone for quite a while now she carries "just in case". My niece visited her and opened a facebook account and showed her how to use it. She never post anything but apparently looks at stuff. She sent me a message via facebook messenger lol. She's now 10x more tech oriented than her son that worked sitting at a computer for 25 years.
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