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What tickles your pickle
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Picked up some peaches today, local markets finally getting the peachs in that I like. Freestone, just the right texture, "Summer flame" variety. And the pits sink in a glass of water, meaning around a 70% chance I can finally germinate and plant some so I can stop playing "Peach Roulette" at the grocery store every year in peach season.
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Kolohe
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Woman drank a bit much tonight and is in a fucking coma, snoring at 200 decibels. Shook her, shook the bed, played 30 seconds of "Enter Sandman", slammed the window shut and called the dog up on the bed. Nothing made her skip more than one snore.
Just floated a 3 second ass trumpet with a real enthusiastic push-assist that I even scared myself with. I WAS going to say that I just solved the problem with my asshole, but she started snoring again while I was typing this story. Pickle still partly tickled.
Just floated a 3 second ass trumpet with a real enthusiastic push-assist that I even scared myself with. I WAS going to say that I just solved the problem with my asshole, but she started snoring again while I was typing this story. Pickle still partly tickled.
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Company we're working for is supposed to pay for our time in quarantine when returning from overseas. They tried to weasel their way out by claiming the CDC never said we had to self quarantine when coming home. The current CDC website doesn't say anything about that. Apparently my company has been fighting this for over a month. They just told me about it and I was like "Let me introduce you to my little friend the wayback mahcine". Boom, right there, when I got back, the CDC website listed that country as a level 3 travel advisory. A few days later it said travel from all countries required self quarantine. Even though it didn't affect me personally, it felt good to dunk on the weasels.
Also, second pickle tickle. Guy on my current jobsite has a hairdo like adam sandler in wedding singer. Except the hair is longer and the curls are tighter.
Also, second pickle tickle. Guy on my current jobsite has a hairdo like adam sandler in wedding singer. Except the hair is longer and the curls are tighter.
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I FOUND HIM!
Same kid from the stories above. I was heading home and looked out the window and this dude just points at my window and starts dancing. Tinted windows, so he definitely didn't see or recognize me. Just a crazy, happy street kid.
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This is awesome.
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Dave Grohl is in an adorable remote drum battle with a 10-year-old
We stan a legend in the making.
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Local bar is getting around Texas's 51% rule after obtaining a restaurant license (instead of the bar license), which allows them to be open, by splitting drink costs with small foods. You buy a drink that was $4, it's now listed as $1.50 with a $2.50 food item. Like chips, egg rolls and other small fried items and meatballs. I don't think they expected people to actually eat anything, but I've been "getting what I'm paying for" and eating everything. Causing them to run out of some items.
When they let bars open again, I hope they keep this model.
When they let bars open again, I hope they keep this model.
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That's pretty awesome. What was scratched out? Is that his real name or something?
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