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TBT-TheBigToe

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That's pretty awesome. What was scratched out? Is that his real name or something?
Nathan Christopher Askani’son Summers is Cable’s full name and it looks like Nathan Summers is crossed out so yeah
 
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Hoss

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THIS. This is why I bothered to signup for nextdoor. My favorite part is that she refused to give his name. How the fuck we gunna look out for him then?

If I was a true shitlord I would have responded asking for a pic of the neighbor he was looking at.

"Informing my neighbors, please be aware. this is uncommon for me but felt everyone should be aware. there is a person in our neighborhood that was taken into custody for openly pleasing himself while staring at his neighbor. Unfortunately this was not the first time he had done so. Also, this person has multiple open cases against them for the same. he is not a registered sex offender yet, but maybe soon. Neighbors near him Please be aware and observant"
 
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a_skeleton_05

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I think I posted last year about how I managed to get a huge discount on my internet for a year, saving $500 as a result. Well, due to Covid, they apparently renewed all their 12 month loyalty promos without being asked and I'm saving another $500 this year.
 
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My 2nd time in Bed Bath & Beyond and this place gives me a raging boner. Literally. It smells like a handful of floozies I have fond memories of.
 
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My 2nd time in Bed Bath & Beyond and this place gives me a raging boner. Literally. It smells like a handful of floozies I have fond memories of.
Oh man. One of the wildest girls I was with wore one of the Victoria Secret scents every time I saw her. Developed a similar Pavlovian boner response. That was, until my mother wore it one day. "You are not allowed to wear that again." She didn't, thank God.
 
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Rease

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My 2nd time in Bed Bath & Beyond and this place gives me a raging boner. Literally. It smells like a handful of floozies I have fond memories of.

Oh man. One of the wildest girls I was with wore one of the Victoria Secret scents every time I saw her. Developed a similar Pavlovian boner response. That was, until my mother wore it one day. "You are not allowed to wear that again." She didn't, thank God.
Crazy, I have had both of these things happen to me as well. Reminders of past excursions based on how these stores smell. Luckily, never had Acidfly's secondary issue, yet.
 

lurkingdirk

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I once had a girlfriend who said she liked the smell of my mom's perfume, and could I get her some. I noped out of that.
 
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Hoss

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Due to kung flu restrictions I just had the best time ever at an NFL game and christmas eve shopping. I like doing shit but I hate people so much.

I may stop my annual trip to the game because I know it will never be this good again.
 

Hoss

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Oh and movies. That was the other thing that was fucking awesome in the age of kung flu. People really fuck everything up.
 
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I am the Alpha and the Omega of farts this weekend. My fart trumpet has sounded like a chorus of angels and a pit of demons interchangeably for the last 3 days. My woman stopped fighting and finally surrendered this morning. Mostly because she went in the garage to make a phone call and found out that I stuck my ass in there 20 minutes earlier to loose a dinosaur roar so I wouldn't wake up the kid.

I am the undisputed king of farts.
 
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Deathwing

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I am the Alpha and the Omega of farts this weekend. My fart trumpet has sounded like a chorus of angels and a pit of demons interchangeably for the last 3 days. My woman stopped fighting and finally surrendered this morning. Mostly because she went in the garage to make a phone call and found out that I stuck my ass in there 20 minutes earlier to loose a dinosaur roar so I wouldn't wake up the kid.

I am the undisputed king of farts.
Did you fart in her cake yet?
 

TheNozz

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This is getting a blu ray release:

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I was just charging all of my mapping equipment this morning and had to plug in 4 USB cables. Got all 4 on the first try. Pickle Tickled.
 
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lurkingdirk

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I was just charging all of my mapping equipment this morning and had to plug in 4 USB cables. Got all 4 on the first try. Pickle Tickled.

I not only got a USB plugged in correctly on the first try today, I successfully corrected my password without deleting the whole thing and starting over.
 

Hoss

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I not only got a USB plugged in correctly on the first try today, I successfully corrected my password without deleting the whole thing and starting over.

Just remember that happened under Trump. Don't go giving Biden credit for this one.
 
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a c i d.f l y

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Showing this to my daughter for the first time. She was surprisingly excited the whole time. Very engaged. Shocked, but accepting of the chase scenes. Happy when they fucked up Sharptooth. I don't think the mother dying was quite understood. But alas, overall, movie still excellent for children.😅

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Koushirou

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Showing this to my daughter for the first time. She was surprisingly excited the whole time. Very engaged. Shocked, but accepting of the chase scenes. Happy when they fucked up Sharptooth. I don't think the mother dying was quite understood. But alas, overall, movie still excellent for children.😅

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Goddamn, I still love this movie. This shit was so epic when I was a kid. Second was isn't too bad, either, but goddamn then it kinda goes off the rails.