Sevens
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You were drinking squirt while you had the squirts...am I the only one who finds humor in that?
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What tickles your pickle
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Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!
Go here and give us your nominations!Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!
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Aldarion
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I just read the funniest fucking way to refer to brits.
Bri'ish
Its funny because if you try to pronounce it you sound exactly like some prissy-ass Englishman talking about tea and crumpets. try it, its hilarious
Reddit is a Treasure for the Ages
Bri'ish
Its funny because if you try to pronounce it you sound exactly like some prissy-ass Englishman talking about tea and crumpets. try it, its hilarious
Reddit is a Treasure for the Ages
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Edaw
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I am totally trying this on my British wife and in-laws tonight!
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I changed my Wifi name to "[Neighbor] lies constantly"
Long story, but he does. And all of his employees are within wifi range of me.
I just got a letter from an attorney informing me that I am engaging in cyberattacks and cyber terrorism. So did all my neighbors.
No cease and desist or anything like that. Just informing us.
Rofl, almost pissed my pants laughing. I'm framing this fucker.
Long story, but he does. And all of his employees are within wifi range of me.
I just got a letter from an attorney informing me that I am engaging in cyberattacks and cyber terrorism. So did all my neighbors.
No cease and desist or anything like that. Just informing us.
Rofl, almost pissed my pants laughing. I'm framing this fucker.
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Was talking with a few coworkers about our moms. I told them a few stories about mine.
-My moms favorite part about Vegas is collecting the hooker business cards. She'd use them to prank people by stuffing them in their coat pockets, desk drawers, etc.
-When I was 16, I came home from school to find her and her best friend in the back pasture, absolutely shitfaced, shooting at crows with a 30/30. Her friend told me I have a "tight ass" and then they made me take them through the taco bell drive through. I vaguely remember my mom telling the guy at the drive through "you talk like a faggot".
-My friend got a rapalla stuck in the top of my head when we were fishing when I was 12. We rowed back to camp with this fucking lure stuck in my head and my mom clipped the hook, pulled it out, and poured 2 shots of vodka on my head.
Apparently, I had a unique childhood.
-My moms favorite part about Vegas is collecting the hooker business cards. She'd use them to prank people by stuffing them in their coat pockets, desk drawers, etc.
-When I was 16, I came home from school to find her and her best friend in the back pasture, absolutely shitfaced, shooting at crows with a 30/30. Her friend told me I have a "tight ass" and then they made me take them through the taco bell drive through. I vaguely remember my mom telling the guy at the drive through "you talk like a faggot".
-My friend got a rapalla stuck in the top of my head when we were fishing when I was 12. We rowed back to camp with this fucking lure stuck in my head and my mom clipped the hook, pulled it out, and poured 2 shots of vodka on my head.
Apparently, I had a unique childhood.
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I look at Amazon for packages I'm waiting for, and I keep getting these weird recommendations for scented candles and odd fragrance body washes "based on my browsing history". I decided to take a look because I can't imagine wtf it could've been, then realize I used the site to look at the Just Egg plant-based substitute to see what the hell was actually in it. The moment I remove that from my viewing history, suddenly all the weird scented stuff immediately disappears. lol
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After being at the rink from yesterday afternoon until late last night I came home to find my neighbour had cleared my entire (long) driveway with his snow blower. I do his sometimes if I get out first, and this is the first time he did it for me. I went over to say thanks, and he said it was the first time he made it out before I did, and he was super happy to do it.
Now, by neighbour, you have to realize he's probably about a half mile down the road. This is rural living. We're looking out for each other. I know, without doubt, that if there was a real emergency I could count on my neighbours. And that does more than tickle my pickle. It turns out not everyone is an asshole.
Now, by neighbour, you have to realize he's probably about a half mile down the road. This is rural living. We're looking out for each other. I know, without doubt, that if there was a real emergency I could count on my neighbours. And that does more than tickle my pickle. It turns out not everyone is an asshole.
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My truck started to idle poorly. Every time the A/C compressor kicked in it would stumble almost to the point of dying. For 2 days, whenever I came to a stop I would shift into neutral, turn off the climate control and feather the gas pedal to keep it running. I'm thinking the worst because it has 154k miles on it. Went to O'Reilly's this morning and bought a can of spray throttle body cleaner, a can of spray MAP sensor cleaner and a new throttle body gasket in case I wrecked the old one, $30 total. It took 2 hours to get the pieces off, cleaned and reinstalled and it runs so good now. So smooth and quiet at idle. This is the first time I've done this. I should have done it years ago.
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My understanding of finances and investments is on par with that of a retarded 3 year old squirrel. A few years ago, I was offered stock options at work. I don't know how any of this shit works, so I just did whatever my (former) business consultant told me to do. Just found out 4 minutes ago what I currently own (and forgot I had) is worth $100k.
Wooooo!!! Time to buy a hummer and start a record label!
Wooooo!!! Time to buy a hummer and start a record label!
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