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What tickles your pickle
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Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!
Go here and give us your nominations!Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!
sleevedraw
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One of my besties got through USCG boot a little while ago and is getting married in a couple days. Kid has a ton of energy; super proud of him.
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Kolohe
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I hate when dutch bro hos flirt for 5 seconds right when it's time to tap the tip button. Today, I told a girl in a beanie and Carhartt jacket "I like your style girl" first. She blushed and didn't even ask for a tip.
Muhahaha I figured it out....
Muhahaha I figured it out....
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Sevens
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The only way I can even drink coffee is with this stuff
Makes it taste like a hot chocolate. 0 carbs, 0 sugar
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Brad2770
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Coffee mate is my thing too, but I liked Hazelnut. Too much. I’m not a fan of the fake sweetener aftertaste. It’s been difficult finding something. I’ll see if i can locate some of that stuff. Thanks.
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Sevens
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I too hate the fake sweetener aftertaste, this doesn't have any. No sugar, No aspartame.
And if you want sweet without the nasty after taste you might want to check out Stevia products (made famous in Breaking Bad) but the shit is really good and much better than Aspartame
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Brad2770
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I can drink it in place of water. Before I changed my diet, I was drinking about 600 calories worth of creamer a day plus almost a gallon of vitamin D milk. I have no self control when it comes to dairy. I love it.
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Sevens
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Milk in coffee would be fine, if you like coffee. I don't, hate the taste (but god do I love the smell). So if I am to drink any coffee the flavor has to be buried under a ton of other flavors. And you may ask yourself "why does he drink coffee"...I love a nice hot drink with a nice strong caffeine kick.
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Denamian
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WTF? Stevia is all nasty aftertaste. If you've been using it for years I can understand becoming accustomed to it, but whenever I've tried it I was left with a bad aftertaste that lasted for a while.
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Kolohe
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I'm at a convention. Currently sitting in the Hyatt chow hall. There's a bunch of paintings hanging up of melanin-rich dirt sifters looking all African and stuff.
3 black dudes in suits sitting directly underneath one of the paintings, laughing and making fun of it.
3 black dudes in suits sitting directly underneath one of the paintings, laughing and making fun of it.
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We just rehired a former student of mine who when I knew her was a heterosexual ex college softball player. She dated men and had boyfriends back then. She took up rollerderby after she left and finished the stereotype by marrying a woman. I asked if they are going to have kids and she replied the world is overpopulated and she isn't going to contribute to that. I decided to start trolling.
Every day I sneak a picture of my 2yo grandson or some other kid into the day somehow. A screensaver or background, showing some landscape feature or travel picture with a kid in it. She literally can't even look at the pictures. It's hilarious. It's obvious what's going on with her and the denial... It's extreme. In a way I feel bad because she used to be one of the ones you wanted to have kids. Shrewd, hard-working almost six feet tall and not obese (not thin either).
I'll just keep it up, getting tickled every time because I know that eventually she'll figure it out and it'll be a hard pill to swallow.
Every day I sneak a picture of my 2yo grandson or some other kid into the day somehow. A screensaver or background, showing some landscape feature or travel picture with a kid in it. She literally can't even look at the pictures. It's hilarious. It's obvious what's going on with her and the denial... It's extreme. In a way I feel bad because she used to be one of the ones you wanted to have kids. Shrewd, hard-working almost six feet tall and not obese (not thin either).
I'll just keep it up, getting tickled every time because I know that eventually she'll figure it out and it'll be a hard pill to swallow.
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Void
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I think we can all agree on that one, but bro, come on, that's literally the first post in this thread!
Brad2770
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How often do you go back to the first post in a large thread?
plus, it’s getting paid to shit. I wouldn’t mind if it was on every page.
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Was working with a cute girl last week. She looked to be in her 20's so not too hard to still look good. But she had the ugliest laugh and it amused the everloving fuck out of me. When she laughed, her head would go back (not tilt back, just move back) which made her chin disappear. Then her neck and nose would flare out and she'd give a quick snort. I wish I was funny IRL because I would have paid money to see her laugh really hard. My gut tells me she grunts and squeals like a hog when she really gets going.
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aquitard
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geology
: a geologic formation or stratum that lies adjacent to an aquifer and that allows only a small amount of liquid to pass
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