TBT-TheBigToe
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Mowed the lawn of our new house for the first time with my first ever ride-on mower.
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What tickles your pickle
- Thread starter Kreugen
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Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!
Go here and give us your nominations!Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!
Palum
what Suineg set it to
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Control
Bronze Baronet of the Realm
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It's a trick photo angle. He's actually crawling across his driveway to his car.
Also, yes.
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Bandwagon
Kolohe
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Aamry
Blackwing Lair Raider
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Izo
Tranny Chaser
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Bandwagon
Kolohe
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I had a gopher trap out last night that didn't catch anything, but 3 fucking enormous mounds popped up next to it over night. I figured I'd flood it with a hose before I went to work and as soon as I stuffed the hose I there and turned the water on, one of the filthy little cunts popped it's head out. My 5yo daughter yelled "DIRTY LITTLE MUD RAT THERE! GET IT [DOG]!". The dog listened to her, grabbed the little fucker, shook it violently and then whipped it into the side of the house with a loud THUD. Her and the dog are so damn proud of themselves right now. Good start to the day.
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Void
BAU BAU
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Man, it sure makes a difference talking to women when you don't give a fuck, right?
Edge of Tomorrow AND the A-10? Nohomo, if you were a chick I'd at least tolerate you talking about your feminine penis.
The A-10 truly is the GodKing of aircraft. They've been trying to replace it for years, and can't. I'd show you guys the online copy of my senior team aeronautical engineering project (college) from 1991 where the sponsored "challenge" was to design a replacement that kept the GAU-8/A cannon, but my real name is on it and you guys are all faggots, and MFF would likely show up at my door with a "grey" costume and an anal probe, so you'll just have to take my word for it.
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Kolohe
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Sure does help get away with shit when you've already got that reputation, that's for sure.
Bandwagon
Kolohe
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Ask? I got proof right before all that.
The inside joke is that I always say "show me your tits" to her right after I say something sexist/mean/rude whatever, and she usually obliges.
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Vuuxo
Karen
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