Didn't really need an answer. You unload your mag, reload, make sure threat is neutralized, fire again if needed. Three cops open the door, you point your weapon, you get three cops unloading on you. You get what you deserve.
What tickles your pickle
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I used "man" and "dude" a few days ago when talking to some troon at another company we work with.
"Yea, man, that's the fastest way to burn up a budget...."
"Just pick up the phone, dude. I could have saved you a few hours..."
A coworker politely confronted me on it yesterday, just to say let me know how hurtful that can be yadda yadda yadda. I told her that's just the way I talk and that I've been calling women and men "dude" for decades, including my GF, mom and sisters. Then I sent her about 30 screenshots of text messages and emails, old and new, and bragged about how I've been using genderless language since before she was born.
Her reply was "....lol. I got nothin'."
I would have been way more aggressive with this if she hadn't been so nice with the way she brought it up.
Edit: apparently that person was NOT trans and I've never been more confused in my life. I have no idea why it was even mentioned
"Yea, man, that's the fastest way to burn up a budget...."
"Just pick up the phone, dude. I could have saved you a few hours..."
A coworker politely confronted me on it yesterday, just to say let me know how hurtful that can be yadda yadda yadda. I told her that's just the way I talk and that I've been calling women and men "dude" for decades, including my GF, mom and sisters. Then I sent her about 30 screenshots of text messages and emails, old and new, and bragged about how I've been using genderless language since before she was born.
Her reply was "....lol. I got nothin'."
I would have been way more aggressive with this if she hadn't been so nice with the way she brought it up.
Edit: apparently that person was NOT trans and I've never been more confused in my life. I have no idea why it was even mentioned
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Spouse finally got the summons for his N-400 interview. Almost done with USCIS.
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The guy in the white adidas shirt writes a bunch of qanon stuff on the sidewalks all over town. He's been doing it for years and I posted some pics here before. Stuff like:
Obama is gay
Transgenderism is the real pandemic
End the federal reserve
Women should not be police officers
Etc etc
Anyways, there's 3x people following him around with spray washers now. As soon as he writes something on the sidewalk, these other people wash it off. Fucking hilarious little battle.
Obama is gay
Transgenderism is the real pandemic
End the federal reserve
Women should not be police officers
Etc etc
Anyways, there's 3x people following him around with spray washers now. As soon as he writes something on the sidewalk, these other people wash it off. Fucking hilarious little battle.
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i'm sorry what does someone writing the god's honest truth have to do with qanon? Are you some kind of faggot or something
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Pipe down, betamale. The guy writes hundreds of statements and I only gave you a few. He literally writes "qanon is real"
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Apparently he's pretty active on Facebook. I'll ask my coworker if he can send me a link to the guys page so you can make an inquiry
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Can't find the main guys page. It used to be called Infowars
Here's one of the people following him around and cleaning up what he writes
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"Hey [Bandwagon], we have a remote project we've been working on for a few years that includes some drone mapping. We have a subcontractor that we've been using for the drone mapping, but it's, uh....., it hasn't been great and we thought you might be interested in submitting a bid? They just seem like they were trying to figure all this stuff out a few years ago and haven't gotten much better since then"
"Sure. Can you send me over a copy of their proposal, and your original request for proposal or scope of work?"
"Sure. Can you send me over a copy of their proposal, and your original request for proposal or scope of work?"
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If it's like most places, if they take government $$$ they have to take close bids , even if over , if the business is woman or minority owned. Lost a LOT of electrical work to that shit until we found a minority owned electrical contractor to sub small parts too."Hey [Bandwagon], we have a remote project we've been working on for a few years that includes some drone mapping. We have a subcontractor that we've been using for the drone mapping, but it's, uh....., it hasn't been great and we thought you might be interested in submitting a bid? They just seem like they were trying to figure all this stuff out a few years ago and haven't gotten much better since then"
"Sure. Can you send me over a copy of their proposal, and your original request for proposal or scope of work?"
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I happen to know a female black disabled veteran (did 4 years and got out on 100% disability for some shit completely unrelated to service, never deployed) who just so happens to be the owner about 16 different local small businesses. I mean her picture is on the "about us" page on their websites at least. These are all small manufacturers of various widgets the government purchases for things, like 5-6 employees, and all of them are white.
But the "owner" ticks every single box so they get our contract $$
But the "owner" ticks every single box so they get our contract $$
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I just went to a city economic development advisory council meeting today and they had a presentation from a real estate economist. Pretty damn good.
Anyways, the guy that gave the presentation dropped a few random jokes about his "useless bastard" son that made everyone laugh, and he went hard at the federal reserve about 15 different times over the course of the presentation. Absolutely roasted them. Tickled my pickle.
Anyways, the guy that gave the presentation dropped a few random jokes about his "useless bastard" son that made everyone laugh, and he went hard at the federal reserve about 15 different times over the course of the presentation. Absolutely roasted them. Tickled my pickle.
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They didn't have to. The dude literally started smoking after they ventilated him.
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There's a guy I worked with briefly about 6 years ago. Really nice guy, pretty competent. Then During COVID, he was trying to get unvaccinated people fired. Not long after, he changed his pronouns to they/them. I just saw yesterday that he's trans now.
His last name is Dickey
His last name is Dickey
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Suggest that he chop and change his name to Noah. Works better if he's asian I suppose. Noah Dickey.
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