People who can't just reply to a question from you, without giving you some epic length tale of random irrelevant bullshit, because they go into panic mode when they have to interact with another person.
Question: "Hey is your client coming by today?"
Correct Answer: "Yeah at 2"
Not "oh yeah she is going to drop by after she gets her hair done, but she is having a abortion later so she may want to see some other items that , omg speaking of abortion did you watch the news last night...."
How fucking hard is that!