Whats rustling your jimmies?

Little black kids cut across an ally (that I own) on their way home from school to the projects on the edge of town this causes my dog to bark so two of the kids take it up on themselves to throw shit over my fence at my dog. I see all of this through the window so I go out to make them stop and they both run off screaming at me and calling me faggot.

If you indeed own said ally...fence

Alley, for fucks sake.

Aamry said:

Alley, for fucks sake.

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Clearly you lack allies.

Also, LOL @ them calling you a faggot and you getting rustled. That's hysterical.

Smokers who don't care and/or are oblivious to the fact that they smell worse than a walking ashtray.

People who cry about smokers smelling bad while walking around drenched in cologne/aftershave/perfume/etc as if they're any better.

People who cry about people who walk around drenched in cologne/aftershave/perfume/etc as if their anal seepage problem is any better.

People.

30 hour plane rides.

Go into the closet to get shoes.
Ready mag is missing.
"Honey where is the AR15 magazine full of bullets which was purposefully and deliberately placed on top of the gun safe."
"Oh I think I put it into a bin, try the one with the shoe polish and stuff."
"Do you think you should have told me you moved it?"
"Sorry, didn't think it was important."

TYPICAL

Stumbling across a song on a new album and just being completely blown away by the song. Then I eagerly go and start listening to the rest of the 30 or 40+ minute album and its all complete dogshit.

Blakkheim said:

Stumbling across a song on a new album and just being completely blown away by the song. Then I eagerly go and start listening to the rest of the 30 or 40+ minute album and its all complete dogshit.

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Sounds like Kings of Leon.



Saw 2 scrotes smashing a car window and stealing handbag inside, chased after them, caught 1 and phoned police. While I was waiting on them showing up a couple of pubs emptied, kids (he is 15) friends and family showed up, one of them had palmed a stanley knife, kids brother had grabbed a kitchen knife, all hell broke loose. Managed to get knife off the wee cunt, no harm done to anyone, police finally get there, bunch of people arrested. As soon as I get home I started scouring facebook to find names and details of people involved, found the profile of the kid that stole the handbag and his wall was filled with scum accusing me of being a paedophile for daring to chase this bawbag and catch him.
He was just partaking in some teenage shenanigans, boys will be boys, that big arsehole should be arrested for being a beast etc. Not one hint of responsibility or accountability.
Jimmies well and truly rustled.

Great on you for catching them, though if you were not and maybe you can see why you would have been better off just calling but not trying to apprehend. Things got ugly with knives...... Most people not afraid of them as they should be.

Some ladies bag is not worth your life. Had you been armed, even if cleared still is a lot of time, scrutiny, and legal fees.


Personally i keep intervening for preventing bodily harm.