Whats rustling your jimmies?

Big Phoenix · Nov 26, 2017

Palum said:
Report it to the city

The dog not the woman

Well maybe the woman too

Gotta find out what house its coming from. Its not any of the houses beside or behind me. Its like one 2-3 houses down and behind me.

A5150Ylee · Nov 26, 2017

Big Phoenix said:
Gotta find out what house its coming from. Its not any of the houses beside or behind me. Its like one 2-3 houses down and behind me.

Open the gate to let it out a few days in a row and they will be forced to keep it indoors because it 'somehow' can escape the backyard. The downside being they will probably just lock it in a too small crate in the laundry room for 10 hours a day. I've never understood it either, it's like the asshole neighbors realize they can't annoy everyone around them 24/7 so they get a yappy dog to fill in for them when they aren't around.

Conefed · Nov 27, 2017

Big Phoenix said:
The downfall of mankind, theres no longer an incentive to not be a fucking retard.

Sent a woman a message on Okcupid last night. Unique message asking about something she listed in her profile and something in a picture of hers, not some cheap pickup line I got off google. No response and instantly quasi blocked. Its not the non response thats jimmy rustling, but the why not. Did she think Im unattractive? Did she not like what the message said? Did she look at my profile and not like something I said?

Also some fucking inbred on my street got a dog in the past couple weeks. Piece of shit oxygen thieves leave the thing out all day long and it barks non fucking stop. Woke me up at 7am today from it and its been barking ever since then. Seriously what the fuck is wrong with people and dogs? Is there some genetic defect that makes people get dogs and just leave them outside all day to bark?

I'll try an help about OKcupid: My theory is that approach is "too much too soon" it may even perhaps imply stalkerish/creepy tendencies. Essentially, you're skipping steps. (and that may imply elsemore)

Conefed · Nov 27, 2017

Sludig said:
Amazon spying on my browsing habbits to jump prices or however that works. Once in a blue moon I'll check something a month or so later and price down. But very common that if I don't jump on something when I see it, give it 3 hours and price jumps $15 or more depending on base price after I've been doing additional researching etc.

first time hearing about this. You're saying that online items have unique prices per user, changing to match perceived demand? wow..

Sludig · Nov 27, 2017

Conefed said:
first time hearing about this. You're saying that online items have unique prices per user, changing to match perceived demand? wow..

No, not to a single user, just if there's a bunch of interest internet wide they'll hike prices.

It's been talked about here on foh before in some thread. A recent example was they had a huge rebate on a $100 scope to make it like $40. Several members ordered from different sellers on Amazon or went to buy it soon after it was posted. Price jumped like $30 and many had orders cancelled.

Sometimes if a seller has one item cheap of course it jumps when they sell it but there's examples of stuff jumping more than once in a day and bounce around week to week. (Watched it tracking an expensive item to catch it at it's low)

Often it's price fighting with other websites, but huge demand spokes see raises

EDIT: To clarify my original post hyperbole because this is the bitching thread. I know they don't track process individually and my experiences covered by the fact when i shop Amazon it's usually after i see/hear about an item or price elsewhere meaning a bunch of others are also probably chasing it sparking a demand bump to their algo's

lurkingdirk · Nov 27, 2017

We almost never use the bus, because the drivers are retarded shitlords. On the few occasions we have had to use the bus, it's more than 40 minutes late.

You have one fucking job. Why are you such an idiot? The driver we currently have for the middle school took a month to learn the route. It's unreal.

pharmakos · Nov 27, 2017

Conefed said:
I'll try an help about OKcupid: My theory is that approach is "too much too soon" it may even perhaps imply stalkerish/creepy tendencies. Essentially, you're skipping steps. (and that may imply elsemore)

yeah, agreed. most of my successes on OKCupid just started with me sending a message saying "hey, what's up?" if they don't reply, then you gotta write 'em off. if they do reply, build up slowly at first.

OKCupid has a blog with various statistics about how the site works. women get like 50x as many messages as men. with all the selection power in their hands, even the slightest misstep can mean you lose all chance.

so the key is having a few pictures that make you look fun/attractive (pictures hanging out with friends seem to work especially well) and a concise but explicit profile describing yourself in a genuine way.

Hoss · Nov 27, 2017

Big Phoenix said:
Sent a woman a message on Okcupid last night. Unique message asking about something she listed in her profile and something in a picture of hers, not some cheap pickup line I got off google. No response and instantly quasi blocked. Its not the non response thats jimmy rustling, but the why not. Did she think Im unattractive? Did she not like what the message said? Did she look at my profile and not like something I said?

Back when I did that, I noticed the same thing. I wrote up a "customer satisfaction survey" type thing and sent it to girls I was really interested in and wanted to give it one more shot. I actually got a few responses from that. That's when I realized that if you asked chicks random questions they would be more likely to answer. I don't really know why, but it was easier and I got more responses once changed that. Whoever said to pick something out of their profile to personalize your message was probably a woman who had never been on an actual dating site.

Conefed · Nov 27, 2017

I bought a Chromebook thinking it was a Laptop. I didn't even know such a product existed. Yeah I saw Chrome OS. No I didn't think that meant no fucking anything can be installed on this worthless piece of shit what the fuck point?

RobXIII · Nov 28, 2017

lurkingdirk said:
We almost never use the bus, because the drivers are retarded shitlords. On the few occasions we have had to use the bus, it's more than 40 minutes late.

You have one fucking job. Why are you such an idiot? The driver we currently have for the middle school took a month to learn the route. It's unreal.

Wait like school buses? Yeah where I live they're getting fired left and right. I'm about to block the school number from my phone, because they robo call people when the buses are late. I get called more often than not. Tempted to ask them to only call if the bus will be on time ;\

stupidmonkey · Nov 28, 2017

Hoss said:
Back when I did that, I noticed the same thing. I wrote up a "customer satisfaction survey" type thing and sent it to girls I was really interested in and wanted to give it one more shot. I actually got a few responses from that. That's when I realized that if you asked chicks random questions they would be more likely to answer. I don't really know why, but it was easier and I got more responses once changed that. Whoever said to pick something out of their profile to personalize your message was probably a woman who had never been on an actual dating site.

So basically send them one of those facebook what type of character are you surveys and gold shall be struck?

a c i d.f l y · Nov 30, 2017

Cancer. Cancer is really rustling my fucking jimmies right now. No other explanation, just fuck cancer.

Wantonsoup95 · Nov 30, 2017

We're on no overtime, boss complains people just leave after their 8 hours, wtf!

Hoss · Dec 1, 2017

stupidmonkey said:
So basically send them one of those facebook what type of character are you surveys and gold shall be struck?

yup. After I did the survey thing, I copied all the questions from 5 of 6 of those pass around things into a text file and sent about 10 random questions at a time.

Sludig · Dec 1, 2017

People visiting social security.... It's like watching people of walmart but trapped near them for an hour of intense ugly/dirty mixed with overhearing their even more retarded conversations.

These are the people who believe those Facebook spam things like share this and receive $24,000 from Bill gates.....

loudgas · Dec 3, 2017

Another one bites the dust

NCIX files for bankruptcy after closing all retail stores

Xequecal · Dec 5, 2017

Getting invited to go on a run with a bunch of hot chicks and having to decline because they're setting a pace you'll never keep up with. 8km in 40 minutes? I'm not fucking 20 anymore. Saying, "You're a guy, I figured it would be easy for you" does not make this better.

Cad · Dec 5, 2017

Xequecal said:
Getting invited to go on a run with a bunch of hot chicks and having to decline because they're setting a pace you'll never keep up with. 8km in 40 minutes? I'm not fucking 20 anymore. Saying, "You're a guy, I figured it would be easy for you" does not make this better.

That's 11 minutes per mile dude, can't you fucking walk that fast almost?

Xequecal · Dec 5, 2017

Cad said:
That's 11 minutes per mile dude, can't you fucking walk that fast almost?

...what? 8km is 5 miles, in 40 minutes that's 8 minutes per mile.

Cad · Dec 5, 2017

Xequecal said:
...what? 8km is 5 miles, in 40 minutes that's 8 minutes per mile.

I perhaps converted the wrong metric unit in my head. Apologies sir. 8 minutes per mile is harder.

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