Palum
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I don't know any
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Whats rustling your jimmies?
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Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!
Go here and give us your nominations!Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!
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Kiroy
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i'm done with general threads so no need to worry about my end of the completely worthless poster spectrum. i'll continue to create content in tv, movies and games in hopes to grow your site into neogaf though
mission accomplished a_skeleton_03
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Palum
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The marine biology thread in general will be lost without you
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Sludig
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Man up Viking, I need my handful of sane red pill posters that I actually read vs just Chuck and Fana with mostly just garbage un-substantiated links all day.
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Palum
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Dumb AC maint contract I got free few years with my new AC unit.
Dude comes over late for appointment. Doesn't use door bell, is sitting outside for five minutes after I guess knocking softly. Finally dog trots around and notices and I open door and I'm like you know we have a door bell. He says I didn't want to bother you (?). Says he's going to get tools and and get up on the roof.
Five minutes later I hear a knock at the back door. Dude is there, asks if he can borrow our hose. OK. Sprayer won't come off. Dude asks if I have any pliers on me. I'm like no I usually don't carry them around the house. I ask him if he brought any channel locks with him, he asks what are those. I say, OK well what's plan B? He's like uhhh do you have any other hoses? I say yes I can get another out of the garage. He says ok is the side gate open, I need to get more tools. I say no I usually don't leave random gates unlocked. I ask how he got into the back yard he says oh I just jumped off the roof. I'm like OK well I'll have to go get the keys for it. He's like oh ok I guess I'll wait here. I'm like yes, I guess you will idiot.
Twenty minutes later he's like OK I'm done, replaced one defective capacitor. I'm like OK. He says yea so let me go out back and turn off the spigot. I'm like don't worry I'll grab it later. He's like no I have to. I'm like no it's ok. He's like please sir I need to turn off the spigot. I'm like OK why? He says because I took off the sprayer adapter and it's just spraying water off the roof.
WTF
Guys a train wreck.
Dude comes over late for appointment. Doesn't use door bell, is sitting outside for five minutes after I guess knocking softly. Finally dog trots around and notices and I open door and I'm like you know we have a door bell. He says I didn't want to bother you (?). Says he's going to get tools and and get up on the roof.
Five minutes later I hear a knock at the back door. Dude is there, asks if he can borrow our hose. OK. Sprayer won't come off. Dude asks if I have any pliers on me. I'm like no I usually don't carry them around the house. I ask him if he brought any channel locks with him, he asks what are those. I say, OK well what's plan B? He's like uhhh do you have any other hoses? I say yes I can get another out of the garage. He says ok is the side gate open, I need to get more tools. I say no I usually don't leave random gates unlocked. I ask how he got into the back yard he says oh I just jumped off the roof. I'm like OK well I'll have to go get the keys for it. He's like oh ok I guess I'll wait here. I'm like yes, I guess you will idiot.
Twenty minutes later he's like OK I'm done, replaced one defective capacitor. I'm like OK. He says yea so let me go out back and turn off the spigot. I'm like don't worry I'll grab it later. He's like no I have to. I'm like no it's ok. He's like please sir I need to turn off the spigot. I'm like OK why? He says because I took off the sprayer adapter and it's just spraying water off the roof.
WTF
Guys a train wreck.
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Burren
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How the fuck does someone like that get a job? Or, maybe even more importantly; survive as a human?
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Conefed
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I've been contracted to film interiors and exteriors of six mansions, Christmas decorations magazine, due the Monday after Thanksgiving.
I've been calling and scheduling all morning and most owners weren't planning to decorate that early.
I've been calling and scheduling all morning and most owners weren't planning to decorate that early.
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Koushirou
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a c i d.f l y
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They left a fucking book wrapped in cardboard on my front door today. And my front door does not have a covered porch. I also work from home. Knock, fucker. What the shit.
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Void
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Are these delivery people from Amazon? Because they are the absolute fucking worst. It's like Uber for delivery drivers, except you don't even get to rate them. I've had them claim to have "handed parcel directly to resident" when it was left sitting outside my door, when I was sitting literally 5 fucking feet from that door all morning so I know they didn't even fucking knock. There's a way to give feedback via Amazon, but I always seem to forget the easiest way to get to it. I've blasted a few of the fuckers, but never heard anything back, not even an apology from Amazon.
This new trend of hiring retards who can't get real jobs to deliver packages is the worst. I'd rather have a fucking drone drop it from 10 feet at my door.
This new trend of hiring retards who can't get real jobs to deliver packages is the worst. I'd rather have a fucking drone drop it from 10 feet at my door.
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Yeah, had the same thing with the advent of the new free 1-day shipping with Prime. It was available on my order so I went for it. Dude calls me up directly asking how to find my address. Granted it's a large apartment complex with a lot of addresses and mine doesn't have one that faces the street but come on. Worst part is I was on my way home and 5 minutes out so I could have met him but he had a "schedule to keep." If that's the case, then FFS just leave it at the leasing office like everyone else does. Fucking Delivery 101.
If 1-day shipping is always going to be like that, I'll just take basic 2-day Prime shipping instead.
If 1-day shipping is always going to be like that, I'll just take basic 2-day Prime shipping instead.
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Conefed
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I covered a veterans thing Friday and almost all of them smelled like literal feces.
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Conefed
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most knock and then hightail, running to the next gig ... not knocking is indeed rustling.
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