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pharmakos

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what really grinds my gears is people that DON'T abbreviate the word "though." that word does not deserve three entire silent letters, literally half the world. "tho" is good enough, and i hope in the future the English language adapts to remove this inane overuse of characters.
 
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Screamfeeder

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what really grinds my gears is people that DON'T abbreviate the word "though." that word does not deserve three entire silent letters, literally half the world. "tho" is good enough, and i hope in the future the English language adapts to remove this inane overuse of characters.
wut rly grnds my grs is ppl tht dont abbreviate th wrd "tho". tht wrd ds nt dsrv 3 entr silent lttrs, ltrly hlf th wrld. "though" is gud nuff nd i hpe in th futr th Englsh language adapts 2 rmov dis inane overuse of chrctrs.
 
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pharmakos

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language is always evolving, bro. wouldn't expect a bad screenwriter to know that, tho. <3
 

Screamfeeder

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language is always evolving, bro. wouldn't expect a bad screenwriter to know that, tho. <3
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Serpens

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The number of times I see "noone" used on this forum just bottles my mind. Do they type that in their professional life too?

When did bottle replace boggle and mindbottling replace mindboggling on this forum? Unless that's ironic usage, too.
 
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Izo

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When did bottle replace boggle and mindbottling replace mindboggling on this forum? Unless that's ironic usage, too.
Well, to be fair we do have a lot of boozers here. Some have kids living in closets.
 
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RobXIII

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Smoke Detector has low batteries in about 50% of all Amateur Porn.

/Rustled

I play a bunch of games, and it doesn't matter if it's Discord or Teamspeak, there's always someone who has that same issue. They talk for 2 seconds and you hear the low battery chirp. For months.
 

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OK, a month ago a faulty AC install resulted in a condensation drain line coming loose in my attic, dumping water in the insulation, down through a wall and under the floating floor installation and under the vapor barrier under it. This ruined the floor in our master bedroom and hallway. On a positive side, the AC company fell on their sword admitting fault and are paying to get everything fixed. On the other side we have now had to be sleeping in the living room due to dehumidifiers and fans howling in the half of the house with the bedrooms, and it's a month later and the new floor isn't in it. I'm rustled to the point of debating litigation even though they admitted fault. My wife is mentally calculating how many pigs it will take the dispose of the bodies of every person at this AC company....
 

pharmakos

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OK, a month ago a faulty AC install resulted in a condensation drain line coming loose in my attic, dumping water in the insulation, down through a wall and under the floating floor installation and under the vapor barrier under it. This ruined the floor in our master bedroom and hallway. On a positive side, the AC company fell on their sword admitting fault and are paying to get everything fixed. On the other side we have now had to be sleeping in the living room due to dehumidifiers and fans howling in the half of the house with the bedrooms, and it's a month later and the new floor isn't in it. I'm rustled to the point of debating litigation even though they admitted fault. My wife is mentally calculating how many pigs it will take the dispose of the bodies of every person at this AC company....

"I really don't want to to get a lawyer but you guys sure are taking your time..." Might light a fire under their ass. It's the kind of line my old man would use, and he is pretty good at dealing with this kind of shit.
 

Void

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When did bottle replace boggle and mindbottling replace mindboggling on this forum? Unless that's ironic usage, too.
It happened a long, long time ago. I can't remember the specifics, but I believe it was around the time Sixteenth Chapel came into circulation here as well.

I'm pretty sure that everyone that uses mindbottling is using it ironically here, but then again you never know.
 
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Voyce

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It happened a long, long time ago. I can't remember the specifics, but I believe it was around the time Sixteenth Chapel came into circulation here as well.

I'm pretty sure that everyone that uses mindbottling is using it ironically here, but then again you never know.

Yeah I can't remember who wrote it, but everyone jumped down his throat after he did and it became a "thing".
 

Conefed

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each time I run a clarification, I risk reprimand and this mf gov. agency insists I do just that.

I wrote, “interest rates may be as low as 1.8% and 2.5%,”
I must clarify that the rates "refer to some loans and not all."

yes. that's why I originally wrote "may be as"
what a waste of a strike. it better not get back to me.