TrollfaceDeux
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Whats rustling your jimmies?
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Conefed
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Wake Up Man
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Took the family to Disney World in 2016. They make the employees say, “Have a magical day,” to the visitors all the time.
After grabbing breakfast foods at the cafeteria one morning, I go to the register to pay. There are two sides for people to queue up at the register. Cashier in the middle, people on either side.
I walk up and see two people in line, both women, both on the same side. So I walk to the other side. Meaning I’d be taken care of before the second lady.
It’s my turn and the cashier turns towards me, then the second lady states that she is next, looking at me all pissed off, tells the cashier that she was there first. The cashier asks me, “Sir, what would you like me to do?”
I tell her do whatever you have to. So she takes care of bitchface first. After Cunty McCunterson leaves, the cashier says she’s really sorry. I tell her don’t worry about it, followed up with, “I hope she has a magical day,” in my best sarcastic tone. We both had a nice laugh.
And fuck Disney. What a waste of money.
After grabbing breakfast foods at the cafeteria one morning, I go to the register to pay. There are two sides for people to queue up at the register. Cashier in the middle, people on either side.
I walk up and see two people in line, both women, both on the same side. So I walk to the other side. Meaning I’d be taken care of before the second lady.
It’s my turn and the cashier turns towards me, then the second lady states that she is next, looking at me all pissed off, tells the cashier that she was there first. The cashier asks me, “Sir, what would you like me to do?”
I tell her do whatever you have to. So she takes care of bitchface first. After Cunty McCunterson leaves, the cashier says she’s really sorry. I tell her don’t worry about it, followed up with, “I hope she has a magical day,” in my best sarcastic tone. We both had a nice laugh.
And fuck Disney. What a waste of money.
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The_Black_Log Foler
PalsCo CEO - Stock Pals | Pantheon Pals
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This is exactly why we don't need these employees and a smaller government. Can't even have a contingency plan for a shutdown. Prob best to tell them to start looking for a job OUTSIDE the government.
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Wake Up Man
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But government workers are lazy af. They couldn’t hack it in commercial business.
The_Black_Log Foler
PalsCo CEO - Stock Pals | Pantheon Pals
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Survival of the fittest. They'll have to move to the woods and build a society from the ground up, if they can.
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You do realize that said Gov workers had about 12 hours notice of this bullshit? I mean the House and Senate passed gov funding bills but then Ann fucking Coulter called the baby in chief Gutless and he 180'd and became the proud instigator of this ridiculous mess.
Saying that they oughta have been prepared is ignoring pretty much all the actual facts but hey you go right ahead and be you.
I'm rustled that I'm idiot enough to try to insert reality into this discussion.
Saying that they oughta have been prepared is ignoring pretty much all the actual facts but hey you go right ahead and be you.
I'm rustled that I'm idiot enough to try to insert reality into this discussion.
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sleevedraw
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I know
Kuriin
will appreciate this one.*tiptoes into the room*
"Mr. Smith, have you had your senna this morning? No? But you've been taking 80 mg of oxy every day. I really think you should consider it."
*tiptoes out of room*
*one week later*
*tiptoes into room*
"Yes, Mr. Smith, we need to do this enema, otherwise Doctor will be by shortly to manually disimpact. And this is why you should take your senna."
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Fogel
Mr. Poopybutthole
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Or, you know, don't live beyond your means to the point where you're paycheck to paycheck, regardless if you have a private or government job.
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RobXIII
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Yeah, well that goes for everyone. Too many live beyond their means.
What about(lol whataboutism!) say the new recruits going through CG boot camp? They graduate, and fresh out of high school have no money. There's no paycheck, no money to move to where the govnt tells them to go (costs a bit to go to Alaska) , yet they can't quit and 'find a job on the outside'.
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ZyyzYzzy
RIP USA
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Whut? No. Every single government entity knows how long they are funded through. Every single government entity sends out emails weeks in advance to people saying be prepared, unless I'm at the one fucking place in all of government that does this.
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Kuriin
Just a Nurse
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I know
*tiptoes into the room*
"Mr. Smith, have you had your senna this morning? No? But you've been taking 80 mg of oxy every day. I really think you should consider it."
*tiptoes out of room*
*one week later*
*tiptoes into room*
"Yes, Mr. Smith, we need to do this enema, otherwise Doctor will be by shortly to manually disimpact. And this is why you should take your senna."
Had a 25 year old come in last week for constipation x2 days with no relief. Upon asking this young chap if he has used anything to relieve his constipation, he tells me he uses a laxative. I then ask him which one. He can't remember, so I start listing off the common medications people often use. The fucking retard was using docusate sodium. Colace. A STOOL SOFTENER. I told him that ain't no laxative and then proceeded to tell him he's going to have a doctor's finger up his butt soon.
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TrollfaceDeux
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pharmakos
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constipation sucks. as someone who daily takes 180mg of ER morphine and 24mg of hydromorphone, i seriously don't understand people who are on pain regimens but are too stubborn to take laxatives. being uncomfortably constipated just straight up ruins my day, rustles all the jimmies i have.
my usual solution is a miralax + lactulose cocktail, every other night.
my usual solution is a miralax + lactulose cocktail, every other night.
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Koushirou
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A small rustle but a rustle nonetheless. Sent an email to the head of a team at work to do a task. Get an email reply from them asking me to send that email to someone on their team. Were they unable to just press the fucking forward button on the email to get it where they wanted it to go? The fuck.
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