Whats rustling your jimmies?

Borzak

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Everywhere I have lived cops took their cars home and were allowed to get gas on the taxpayer dime during work hours at places like fuelman etc...then pay for it themself off duty.

I guess if the cop was on duty I see the complaint. But most places I have lived it's almost impossible to know since cops have their cars 24/7.
 
Soygen

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You're kidding yourself if you think they would actually fill up on off-duty hours. I know I wouldn't if I had that perk/option.
 
McCheese

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The corporate world rustles my jimmies.

A higher-up sends me a powerpoint presentation and asks me to change one word in it. REALLY? YOU CAN'T DO THAT YOURSELF? Writing, attaching, and sending the fucking email took longer than it would have to just make the fucking change yourself.

People can't do simple shit in a timely manner. Send an email with a simple request and wait 2 weeks for an answer.

Retarded fucking expressions like "talk offline" and "not enough bandwidth". THEY DON'T EVEN SAVE YOU TIME TO SAY INSTEAD OF NORMAL ENGLISH!

Everyone talks about shit I don't care about. Bitch I don't care that your son just graduated from highschool. Fuck your dog I hope it gets hit by a fucking bus. Oh you bought a new house? Go tell someone who cares because I hope it burns down with you inside it bitch.
 
Kreugen

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Your blamestorming sounds like you have a disconnect. Perhaps when you have the bandwidth you should tap those people for a dialog until you find an agreeance.
 
McCheese

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Kreugen_sl said:
Your blamestorming sounds like you have a disconnect. Perhaps when you have the bandwidth you should tap those people for a dialog until you find an agreeance.
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Malice_sl

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When I give someone a free ride somewhere, and they complain that I have the air conditioning on and about the music I have playing.
 
Borzak

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Soygen_sl said:
You're kidding yourself if you think they would actually fill up on off-duty hours. I know I wouldn't if I had that perk/option.
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They do it because you see them at Exxon and Chevron stations getting gas when they are only issued a fuelman card to get gas on duty and fuelman cards don't work at other stations here.

Jimmies rustled today when we had a 10% chance of rain predicted, got 4" of rain in just over 2 hours.
 
Burren

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Borzak_sl said:
They do it because you see them at Exxon and Chevron stations getting gas when they are only issued a fuelman card to get gas on duty and fuelman cards don't work at other stations here.

Jimmies rustled today when we had a 10% chance of rain predicted, got 4" of rain in just over 2 hours.
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Jealous. Never fucking rains here.

Related: rustled that it never fucking rains here.
 
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Kreugen_sl said:
Your blamestorming sounds like you have a disconnect. Perhaps when you have the bandwidth you should tap those people for a dialog until you find an agreeance.
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All people that use corporate lingo like those and especially "synergy". They don't mean anything. Thank god I'm not in corporate America cuz I'd hang myself just from that alone

Do people use "not enough bandwidth" to say they don't have the time, or mental energy or something? Am I getting that right? If so, seriously burn that building down. That is the worse thing that's ever happened in America
 
The Dauntless One

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Dabamf_sl said:
All people that use corporate lingo like those and especially "synergy". They don't mean anything. Thank god I'm not in corporate America cuz I'd hang myself just from that alone

Do people use "not enough bandwidth" to say they don't have the time, or mental energy or something? Am I getting that right? If so, seriously burn that building down. That is the worse thing that's ever happened in America
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My communications professor asked us to give him some random 3 digit non-recurring numbers. The numbers represent some commonly used corporate lingo and are used to fill in the blanks of his mini speech. After the speech, he asked if we understood wtf his speech is about, but quickly said "of course you didn't because it's bullshit... but sure as hell sounds important, right?" Really freakin hilarious.
 
McCheese

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Dabamf_sl said:
All people that use corporate lingo like those and especially "synergy". They don't mean anything. Thank god I'm not in corporate America cuz I'd hang myself just from that alone

Do people use "not enough bandwidth" to say they don't have the time, or mental energy or something? Am I getting that right? If so, seriously burn that building down. That is the worse thing that's ever happened in America
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Yes, "not enough bandwidth" means "I'm too busy". The whole thing that prompted my little rant earlier was being on a conference call and hearing two of the higher ups use these phrases. Something like:

Fucktard A: "Can you take care of that assignment?"
Fucktard B: "No, I don't have enough bandwidth to do that."
Fucktard A" "Alright, well we'll talk about it offline and decide who will do it."

If I had an office I might have pulled a Lane Pryce already.
 
Hoss

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Lotta cops own their own cars too. They can get a letter from their chief and buy a police package direct from a dealer for a decent price. Then they take and deck them out with lights and decals and such so they can use them to work extra jobs. I think some of you would be surprised how many cops aren't even paid for patrolling. In a lot of smaller towns, they let people volunteer and carry their commission which allows them to do extra work.
 
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McCheese_sl said:
Yes, "not enough bandwidth" means "I'm too busy". The whole thing that prompted my little rant earlier was being on a conference call and hearing two of the higher ups use these phrases. Something like:

Fucktard A: "Can you take care of that assignment?"
Fucktard B: "No, I don't have enough bandwidth to do that."
Fucktard A" "Alright, well we'll talk about it offline and decide who will do it."

If I had an office I might have pulled a Lane Pryce already.
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God damn, that is stupid. Dabamf is right, someone bring the Molotavs and I'm in.

 
Pollo

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1. Motherfuckers that use the squat racks and benchpress benches to do curls.

2. Assholes that claim a rack/bench by putting their shit on it and then go walk off and jawjack for 30 minutes.

3. Motherfucking military retirees that work on post (I'm Army) specifically the Central Issue Facility, that act like they are doing you a favor when they are asked to do their fucking job. This can probably be applied to a myriad of other dickbags as well.

4. People that don't understand the concept of personal space. You know, the guys that keep edging forward as you're backing away while they are talking to you. Add to that people that can't take a hint. Yes asshole, when I turn around and start acting like I'm working on my computer you're supposed to leave; not keep talking.

5. Fucking Lieutenants...
 
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Playing a FPS and my mouse smashes into my keyboard, losing the bead I have on a bad guy and forcing me to take a bad shot. This usually results in my death.
 
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