Whats rustling your jimmies?
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At work I'll be dropping a deuce, and some fuck will come in and start taking a shit and suddenly sound like he just finished a marathon. If taking a shit exhausts you, seriously kill yourself.
Siliconemelons
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In the vein of "jimmies rustled while taking a shit"
@ work, sitting there pooping- and in comes someone to take a piss, and he chooses the stall next to the one I am sitting in vs the two others.. then while taking a longest to start a piss his "wide stance" brings his shoe into my stall...and then while he fished up he tapped his foot... I swear I just got propositioned or something.... seriously rustled so bad I had to un-rustle my jimmies to pull em up once done...
@ work, sitting there pooping- and in comes someone to take a piss, and he chooses the stall next to the one I am sitting in vs the two others.. then while taking a longest to start a piss his "wide stance" brings his shoe into my stall...and then while he fished up he tapped his foot... I swear I just got propositioned or something.... seriously rustled so bad I had to un-rustle my jimmies to pull em up once done...
Soygen
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Poop at home for free or poop at work and get paid? The choice is easy my friend.
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Speaking of the bathroom, it really rustles my jimmies when I'm jerking off in the bathroom and someone comes in. One time it happened in a 1 seater bathroom in a restaurant attached to a gas station. The bathroom door opened out into the main restaurant area, where there were people and even a family with a couple of kids. I'm practically having a medical emergency, or I probably wouldn't have done it there at a family place. Dude rattles the door about a minute after I go in, and I politely say "occupied". A few seconds later, he rattles it again, and I say occupied a little louder. A few seconds later, he rattles it again and I say "occupied and you're not doing any good trying to rush me, I have to start over everytime you do that!". About 30 seconds goes by and I figure the guy has gotten the picture so I try to get down to business and get it knocked out. Fucker rattles again, harder than before and opens the door. So there I am with my dick in one hand and my phone in the other. I don't know if he knew what I was doing, but I fucking tore him a new asshole so he didn't exactly get a good look. Fortunately, the only other person I saw looking in behind him was the hot waitress. Naturally i wasn't able to finish and on the way out I loudly swore I was never coming back to a place so damned cheap that they can't even afford a lock that works on a bathroom door. Homeboy was long gone, and it's a good thing because I probably would have knocked the shit out of him.
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When the "What really rustles your jimmies?" thread goes from people mentioning pet peeves to people bitching about whatever obscure event happened to them today. That rustles my jimmies
Borzak
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Rustled that everyone thinks football programs are a drain on the university. Here the athletic program is 100% self supporting and takes no student fees to use the facilities either. They donate between $7 and $10 million to the university each year and the facilities are paid for by a private backer group. On top of that it funds all the other sports programs outside of mens and womens baseketball and baseball. Maybe Alabama needs to get their shit together instead of all college football programs if they are taking state/student money.
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Izo
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The fact that the dog from the tv show Empty Nest never got a spin off. That dog was hilarious.
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Some of those are taken of dudes with 3 inches between them and a pole. You going to sit on the pole? Some are taken with other seats available in the shot. I suspect a lot of it is just "me too" attention whoring on the part of the camera operator. Some clever cropping and you can ignore all the empty seats so you get to be indignant online.
I mean, I'm sure it's a "thing", but to what extent? I always stand when shit gets crowded, and I think most people standing in a bus I'm on will be men.
I mean, I'm sure it's a "thing", but to what extent? I always stand when shit gets crowded, and I think most people standing in a bus I'm on will be men.