Whats rustling your jimmies?

Caeden

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My god...i read that charity article earlier and was ready to go full Punisher on those douches.
 
TrollfaceDeux

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Izo_sl said:
It's almost like the government could have done a better job - raise taxes and such
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jimmies rustled. there is no door. there is no door...
 
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Dabamf_sl

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Far worse than the money lost via these charities is that now people are going to distrust charities in general and stop giving to trustworthy organizations. Remember: these are theworstones
 
Palum

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Fucking bicyclists. I am forever rustled in my jimmies by these faggots who preach 'share the road' then hit the crosswalk button sitting in their spandex on a road bike because they don't want to wait the light cycle out.

Another asshole in a crosswalk on a bike was flipping people people off for not stopping for him. Guess what, law to yield to pedestrians, not asshole cyclists. I would buy any cop who targets and tickets these retards many donuts.
 
Aamry

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Nothing like having to try to pass a group of 10 cyclists on A1A, when it's only two lanes. Want to just plow into them.
 
Warrian

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Checking out my hair in the reflection of a random car's window in the parking lot and someone is in the car looking at me.
 
McCheese

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Minding my own business in my car in a parking lot and having some vain douchebag use my window to check out his hair.
 
Borzak

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Jimmies definitely rustled. Was sitting the swing in the back yard reading on my tablet and smoking a cigar. Wind was picking up and the thunder was getting loud. I was trying to finish up my cigar before the rain started. I felt something on my neck and I jumped up about 10 feet. My neighbors horse had got out and stuck his head on my shoulder like he was trying to see what I was reading. Got the horse put up and I lost the rest of my cigar
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Pretty sure I lost about 6 months of life there.
 
Swagdaddy

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Bad drive-thru orderers.

When I'm with someone I don't know that well and we go through a drive-thru (They're driving) and they order like they just took a hit of opium.

"uhhhhhh yeah..... iilllll.... have the number....... wait...... uh... what did you want?..... the number 3?..... ok..... ill have...... some fries...... what did you want again?.... uhhh.... a chicken sandwich...... and a number 2....... what?.... you said 3?..... yeah can you change that....... hello you there?..... Yeah can you change that number 2 to a 3?.....man that person was rude...."

I have literally cut someone off and told them I'll order from the passenger seat before, over rustle for sure.
 
Big Phoenix

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khalid_sl said:
The dog that mauled Big Phoenix as a kid and made everything about dogs rustle him.
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Nah, problem is lots of stupid people have dogs. I walk a quite a bit(to school when its not hot, and a couple miles a day 4-5 times a week) and its just fucking annoying seeing dog shit everywhere or having to catch a whiff of it if its a fresh shit.
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Fucking a. Not just that but general indecisiveness on pointless stuff.
 
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